I wonder what enemies will say in skyrim.. : V

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:14 am

Something that really annoyed me about oblivion was everytime I got in a fight with a bandit, they always scream: WHY WONT YOU DIE? or I'VE SEEN MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU! or the especially cheesy one, OH WHATS THE MATTER IS THE BABY GONNA CRY? I really hope they don't say such lame things in Skyrim.

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:55 pm

I've fought mudcrabs more tougher than you!

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:02 am

Am I supposed to be impressed?

CRIMINAL SCUM!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *goes super-saiyan*

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:25 pm

YOU N'WAH!

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:14 pm

Die cur!

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:03 pm

I just hope a bandit doesn't shout "jump on my blade!" as they shoot at you with a bow.....

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:28 pm

Since when did they say "OH WHATS THE MATTER IS THE BABY GONNA CRY?"

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:30 pm

Stop right there, law-abiding scum! *Axe to the face*

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:15 pm

"Kill that piece of [censored]"
"Someone's looking for a fight"

Or, as far as I'm concerned *nothing at all*

A minor issue but yes it does have the potential to be cheesy if they try too hard to sound witty....

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:43 am

YOU N'WAH!

:goodjob:

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:19 am

YOU WILL MAKE A NICE PER OF BOOTS LIZARD!
that was nice

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:05 pm

I'm going to mess you up, unfortunately due to the new regeneration system you will be fine and dandy a short time after combat and my actions will be in vain.

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:09 pm

Something that really annoyed me about oblivion was everytime I got in a fight with a bandit, they always scream: WHY WONT YOU DIE? or I'VE SEEN MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU! or the especially cheesy one, OH WHATS THE MATTER IS THE BABY GONNA CRY? I really hope they don't say such lame things in Skyrim.

Hopefully this is gone in Skyrim. It definitely makes light of a situation where only one person is going to walk away... I'd prefer nothing cheesy said in fights, the exception is bar brawls

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» Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:47 pm

hopefully they wont say anything involving mudcrabs.... god that was dumb

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:57 am

"Hang on, hang on. This is stupid. You're the bloody dragonborn and I'm just a bandit. I give up! Here, take my money, my house and my wife! Just let me live!"

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:41 am

You move like a pregnant cow! :disguise: :disguise:

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:50 pm

I want to hear a dragon curse at us in draconic, without the shout component going off. I think it would be amusing, and I am sure people out there will try and translate it. :whistling:

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:29 pm

I want to hear a dragon curse at us in draconic, without the shout component going off. I think it would be amusing, and I am sure people out there will try and translate it. :whistling:

There was someone who made a thread a while ago that had a link in it that sent you to a comic strip of skyrim showing a dragon shouting [censored] you! and then it shows dovahkiin with the "firin my lazers" face and shouting NO [censored] YOU!

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:14 pm

Since when did they say "OH WHATS THE MATTER IS THE BABY GONNA CRY?"

I've heard them say it..it may just be marauders but im sure ive heard them say it.

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:39 pm

I'll show you a Fus-Ro-Dah!!!!!!!!!!

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:56 pm

But.......i like their cheesy one-liners.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:42 am

I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:02 pm

"You like that!?"

:tes:

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:00 pm

Agreed. This is not Monkey Island.

» Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:48 pm

Die, you mangy housecat!