Woo, Water! what next?

Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:47 am

the Commonwealth with a small group of slavers in the hopes of taking over some of the smaller settlements

ok for one where is the commonwealth.
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Stu Clarke
 
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:37 am

ok for one where is the commonwealth.


Most think the "commonwealth" is MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology) located in Cambridge, Massachusetts. It makes the most sense.
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:49 am

Most think the "commonwealth" is MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology) located in Cambridge, Massachusetts. It makes the most sense.

but he ment ingame i think, so did i.
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:34 am

but he ment ingame i think, so did i.


The Commonwealth is not in FO3 or any of it's DLC. It's only talked about, not much info given as to how big it is or where it is.. One of the things to keep people excited for FO4.
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Post » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:41 pm

The Commonwealth is not in FO3 or any of it's DLC. It's only talked about, not much info given as to how big it is or where it is.. One of the things to keep people excited for FO4.

well thanks for clearing that up :goodjob:
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Post » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:36 pm

Following the events of all the DLCs:

1. Wander some more and find more unique junk.
2. Help the Brotherhood and Regulators rid the Wasteland of Talon Company and other such groups.
3. See #1
4. Create an East Coast equivalent of the NCR by combining the CW and the Pitt, using the Steel Mill to forge armor and ammunition
5. See #1
6. Bring most of the Eastern Seaboard under its control through diplomacy.
7. Settle down and have children
8. Start an education system
9. Get in contact with the NCR
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:48 am

After slaying the raiders, slavers etc. I would install democracy into the wastes and ofcourse they would elect me as their president.
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:28 am

No, you didn't ask for it. You didn't want it. But you're gonna GET it!

MORE THINGS TO DO NOW THAT PROJECT PURITY IS COMPLETED:

13. Teach one or more of the barbers how to produce the coolest of all haircuts: the MULLET!
14. Declare yourself Pope. Officially lift the prohibition on priests getting married. Watch Diego and Angela live happily ever after.
15. Establish a doggy daycare. No feral doggies, please.
16. Go to Andale and convince the Smiths and Wilsons to provide recipes for your new project, The Wasteland Cookbook
17. Start a Lonely Hearts Club, pairing off lonely wastelanders. Butch and Bittercup, maybe?
18. Convince all the Rivet Citizians that the presence of a pool table in their community will corrupt their children, unless they start a boys' band.
19. Shove Burke's fusion pulse charge up Confessor Cromwell's derriere and detonate it, giving him his own very personal "Day of Division".
20. Hijack the Enclave signal, and broadcast various recordings of HMS Pinafore on it, 24-7.
21. Make yourself a huge stone ax and a Yao Gui skin loincloth (or bikini). Declare yourself to be Grognak II.
22. Get Three-Dog some new music. Recommended songs: "Dead Puppies" by the Aggogant Worms, "Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al, "Bubbe Shot the Jukebox" by Mark Chestnutt, "The Hampsterdance Song", "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc, "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens, and "Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith.
23. Start a new radio serial, starring you and your "stalwart meta-human manservant, Fawkes".
24. Use a stealth boy and sneak around goosing people.
25. Find a cello, learn how to play it, and perform duets with Agatha.
26. Reprogram one or more Mr. Gutsies to speak only pig latin. Or actual Latin.
27. Introduce a new form of art: Super Mutant diqueck Paintings. Lure a marauding Super Mutant over in front of a large canvas. Open fire on it with a Minigun. Use lots more bullets than necessary. Outfit the gore-spattered canvas with a frame. Try it with feral ghouls, too.
28. Reintroduce the Macarena to the Capital Wasteland.
29. Find Dr. Lesko and get him to give you another mutagenic bio-enhancer, making you able to breathe fire.
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Post » Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:23 pm

No, you didn't ask for it. You didn't want it. But you're gonna GET it!

MORE THINGS TO DO NOW THAT PROJECT PURITY IS COMPLETED:

13. Teach one or more of the barbers how to produce the coolest of all haircuts: the MULLET!
14. Declare yourself Pope. Officially lift the prohibition on priests getting married. Watch Diego and Angela live happily ever after.
15. Establish a doggy daycare. No feral doggies, please.
16. Go to Andale and convince the Smiths and Wilsons to provide recipes for your new project, The Wasteland Cookbook
17. Start a Lonely Hearts Club, pairing off lonely wastelanders. Butch and Bittercup, maybe?
18. Convince all the Rivet Citizians that the presence of a pool table in their community will corrupt their children, unless they start a boys' band.
19. Shove Burke's fusion pulse charge up Confessor Cromwell's derriere and detonate it, giving him his own very personal "Day of Division".
20. Hijack the Enclave signal, and broadcast various recordings of HMS Pinafore on it, 24-7.
21. Make yourself a huge stone ax and a Yao Gui skin loincloth (or bikini). Declare yourself to be Grognak II.
22. Get Three-Dog some new music. Recommended songs: "Dead Puppies" by the Aggogant Worms, "Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al, "Bubbe Shot the Jukebox" by Mark Chestnutt, "The Hampsterdance Song", "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc, "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" by Ray Stevens, and "Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith.
23. Start a new radio serial, starring you and your "stalwart meta-human manservant, Fawkes".
24. Use a stealth boy and sneak around goosing people.
25. Find a cello, learn how to play it, and perform duets with Agatha.
26. Reprogram one or more Mr. Gutsies to speak only pig latin. Or actual Latin.
27. Introduce a new form of art: Super Mutant diqueck Paintings. Lure a marauding Super Mutant over in front of a large canvas. Open fire on it with a Minigun. Use lots more bullets than necessary. Outfit the gore-spattered canvas with a frame. Try it with feral ghouls, too.
28. Reintroduce the Macarena to the Capital Wasteland.
29. Find Dr. Lesko and get him to give you another mutagenic bio-enhancer, making you able to breathe fire.


XD XD XD XD XD

I actually love you, both your posts made me laugh. A LOT. X"D
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:43 am

Thanks... here's more. Think I can get up to 100? Would you want to see me try? Would i get banned first?

30. Try to convince the Andaleans to live on feral ghoul instead (think "Twilight" with cannibals).
31. Shoot down of those birds endlessly circling Megaton, and find out if it's edible.
32. Go down into Vault 106 and breathe deeply. Breathe VERY deeply.
33. Find Doc Preston and tell him that you haven't used the toilet (except maybe to drink from, if you're really sick) once since you left the vault. Ask him if there's anything wrong with you.
34. Find out where Jericho got his name, preferably without him beating the crap out of you.
35. Ride around the wasteland on your very own Red Ryder tricycle.
36. Kidnap Zip and take him to Raven Rock. Tell him that there's 1,000 bottles of Nuka Cola in Rivet City. Clock him to see how long it takes him to dash across the entire capital wasteland.
37. Kill a deathclaw and ask that clothes-seller guy in Tenpenny Tower to make you a suit out of it. While you're at it, find out if they're edible. Can't be worse than radroach, bloatfly, or 200-year-old pork and beans.
38. Implode the Dunwich Building just for a giggle.
39. Invent the Chippy Chopper, a new weapon that uses a tricycle, an electric fan, a wood chipper, and 50 microfusion cells.
40. Get Eclair to try and use his pondscum-prep skills to make lasagna. See if his name gets changed as a result.
41. Try to breed a three-headed Brahmin.
42. Trick Three-Dog into breathing helium just before he makes a live broadcast.
43. Do a "Dr. Strangelove" pose atop Megaton's bomb. Preferably after you disarm it, we don't need any "accidents".
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:36 am

Thanks... here's more. Think I can get up to 100? Would you want to see me try? Would i get banned first?


YES and I don't think you will, it is on topic after all :D
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:50 am

Thanks... here's more. Think I can get up to 100? Would you want to see me try? Would i get banned first?

30. Try to convince the Andaleans to live on feral ghoul instead (think "Twilight" with cannibals).
31. Shoot down of those birds endlessly circling Megaton, and find out if it's edible.
32. Go down into Vault 106 and breathe deeply. Breathe VERY deeply.
33. Find Doc Preston and tell him that you haven't used the toilet (except maybe to drink from, if you're really sick) once since you left the vault. Ask him if there's anything wrong with you.
34. Find out where Jericho got his name, preferably without him beating the crap out of you.
35. Ride around the wasteland on your very own Red Ryder tricycle.
36. Kidnap Zip and take him to Raven Rock. Tell him that there's 1,000 bottles of Nuka Cola in Rivet City. Clock him to see how long it takes him to dash across the entire capital wasteland.
37. Kill a deathclaw and ask that clothes-seller guy in Tenpenny Tower to make you a suit out of it. While you're at it, find out if they're edible. Can't be worse than radroach, bloatfly, or 200-year-old pork and beans.
38. Implode the Dunwich Building just for a giggle.
39. Invent the Chippy Chopper, a new weapon that uses a tricycle, an electric fan, a wood chipper, and 50 microfusion cells.
40. Get Eclair to try and use his pondscum-prep skills to make lasagna. See if his name gets changed as a result.
41. Try to breed a three-headed Brahmin.
42. Trick Three-Dog into breathing helium just before he makes a live broadcast.
43. Do a "Dr. Strangelove" pose atop Megaton's bomb. Preferably after you disarm it, we don't need any "accidents".


44. Find Three Dog some Alice in Chains.
45. Challenge a Brotherhood sniper to a sniping contest.
46. Rig said contest to win for you every time.
47. Break back into Vault 101 by hotwiring the door and bypassing the password entirely
48. Walk off after Vault 101's gear door opens.
49. Pull the 'burning dog poo bag' trick on Vault 101. Make sure there's a LOT of poo, it will be a few before they get that door open.
50. Rig up an incinerator to pump pot smoke into Vault 101's air ducts.
51. Hijack the audio and play the Doors while doing 50
52: Find, repair and resurrect an old Army Deuce-and-a-half
53. Use that massive truck to make frivolous commutes between Tenpenny and Megaton.
54. Find four Cellos and three other guys, then recreate the band "Apocalyptica"
55. Reprogram President Eden to do your bidding. Then, use him to command water deliveries for the Brotherhood.
56: Find a second duece, bring it to the Citadel, show the Brotherhood scribes how to drive/fix it and sell it to them for 125,000 caps. A working truck is, after all, priceless.


:P
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:55 am

44. Find Three Dog some Alice in Chains.
45. Challenge a Brotherhood sniper to a sniping contest.
46. Rig said contest to win for you every time.
47. Break back into Vault 101 by hotwiring the door and bypassing the password entirely
48. Walk off after Vault 101's gear door opens.
49. Pull the 'burning dog poo bag' trick on Vault 101. Make sure there's a LOT of poo, it will be a few before they get that door open.
50. Rig up an incinerator to pump pot smoke into Vault 101's air ducts.
51. Hijack the audio and play the Doors while doing 50
52: Find, repair and resurrect an old Army Deuce-and-a-half
53. Use that massive truck to make frivolous commutes between Tenpenny and Megaton.
54. Find four Cellos and three other guys, then recreate the band "Apocalyptica"
55. Reprogram President Eden to do your bidding. Then, use him to command water deliveries for the Brotherhood.
56: Find a second duece, bring it to the Citadel, show the Brotherhood scribes how to drive/fix it and sell it to them for 125,000 caps. A working truck is, after all, priceless.


:P

leave it to oddish :thumbsdown: :evil:
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:39 am

My character would probably repair 4 motorcycles for him and his followers Sydney (mod), Malcom (mod), and Charon, and we would begin exploring more and more of the wastes, eventually settling down somewhere and creating a whole town, with my character as sheriff.
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:32 am

well my guy would probably end up back on mothership zeta and maybe heading off into space with dogmeat and fawkes just the three of us traveling space
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:42 am

QUOTE: leave it to oddish

Actually, Vault Boy, I rather liked some of those. Especially the thought of inundating V101 with pot smoke (especially with appropriate soundtrack), and the Burning Dog Poo trick. It shows that TestECull's mind is in the proper sick and twisted place.

57. Have another rigged sniper contest take place, but this time with Sarah Lyons. Tell her that she has to do a lap dance for you if she loses.
58. When Sarah Lyons finds out that you rigged the contest on her, realize you have urgent business elsewhere in the wasteland. Maybe in Oasis, it's a good ways from the Citadel (and freaking hard to find, too).
59. Teach the Super Mutants to drink beer and have belching contests.
60. Find out if you can get an advlt-sized set of Bumble's "Blast Off" jammies.
61. Use V108's lab to clone yourself, a la Jango Fett. Raise the kid as your own.
62. Decide your kid needs a little sister. Swipe some of Dr. Li's hair. You always wanted a smart youngster.
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Post » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:36 pm

QUOTE: leave it to oddish

Actually, Vault Boy, I rather liked some of those. Especially the thought of inundating V101 with pot smoke (especially with appropriate soundtrack), and the Burning Dog Poo trick. It shows that TestECull's mind is in the proper sick and twisted place.

57. Have another rigged sniper contest take place, but this time with Sarah Lyons. Tell her that she has to do a lap dance for you if she loses.
59. Teach the Super Mutants to drink beer and have belching contests.

i like 57 lol.
59 would be chaos drunk muties :bonk: i dont even want to think about it.
plus i though it was about "you" making it to 100. no help.
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:46 am

While not my cup of tea, I'm surprised more people didn't say teach. You know, considering the lone wanderer is one of very few that actually have a formal education.
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Actually, Vault Boy, I rather liked some of those. Especially the thought of inundating V101 with pot smoke (especially with appropriate soundtrack), and the Burning Dog Poo trick. It shows that TestECull's mind is in the proper sick and twisted place.


:ninja:

59. Teach the Super Mutants to drink beer and have belching contests.



Oh man this would be a hilarious way to end the mutant problem. Give them beer, teach them drinking games, then sit back and laugh your ass off.
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Oh. Well, I should hit 100 either way.

63. Rediscover an old copy of Weird Al's "Weasel Stomping Day". Create your own holiday: Radroach-Stomping Day.
64. When radroaches are nearly extinct, start a "Save the Radroaches" organization.
65. Realize radroaches aren't worth saving and wipe them out once and for all.
66. Organize a food fight in Cafe de Mungo, or whatever the name of that cafe in Tenpenny Tower is.
67. After being thrown out of Tenpenny Tower for said food fight, hire a personal injury attorney and sue whoever owns the place now (Burke, most likely) for 25 million caps, for hurting your feelings.
68. Watch as Chief Gustavo fires a three-round burst of 5.56 into your personal injury attorney's nether parts. Leave before he does it to you, too.
69. Get a large box of detergent. Next time some obnoxious little kid swears at you, wash his/her freaking mouth out with soap.
70. Get another Stealth Boy and sneak around again, but this time giving people wedgies.
71. Reopen the Silver Lining Drive-in. Go out of business in two weeks when you realize that there aren't any working cars anymore.
72. Propose alternate punishments other than death for Rivet City malefactors: something lingering, yet humorous, maybe involving boiling oil (if anyone can tell me where the reference is from, I'll go up to 110. Or if you really hate this crap, stop at 90).
73. Do something naughty in Rivet City and have said punishment inflicted on you.
74. Make a hand puppet out of an old sock. Go around the wasteland talking to the puppet. Act surprised when people start shooting at you.
75. Use a stealth boy to sneak between two super mutants. Use a silenced 10mm to shoot each of them in the butt, then sneak away. Watch the super mutants beat the crap out of each other with Nail Boards.
76. Rig the next election in the Republic of Dave so the Flower wins the election. Get her to rename the place Flower's Happy Garden.
77. Replace Dukov's booze with laxatives. While he's... ah, indisposed, steal one of his girlfriends. Or both, if you're into that.
78. Get some new undergarments. The ones you have on are probably pretty skanky by now.
79. Reverse pickpocket Enclave Power Armor onto Agatha while she's asleep.
80. Hide valuable items in rotting Brahmin corpses and see if anyone finds them.
81. Go to Lucy in Little Lamplight and demand that she show you her medical school diploma.
82. Return to Ranger Compound and find that Brick has built herself an ELEVEN-millimeter Minigun and named it Eugene's Big Brother. Get into a major snit because hers is bigger than yours.
83. Bet Three-Dog that he can't say "Good golly, ghoulies" five times fast.
84. Try to figure out exactly WHY when you go to various places where there's no walls, fences, or other barriers, some mysterious little voice tells you that "you cannot proceed in that direction".
85. Find a working Xerox machine. Xerox your butt. Frame it and hang it in Abraham Washington's museum when he's not looking.
86. Hijack Mothership Zeta. Buzz around the wasteland beaming up super mutants and experimenting on them in disturbing by humorous ways.
87. Hitchhike. Fail to get anywhere because THERE'S NO CARS!
88. Give Dogmeat a new, less derogatory name. I mean, how would you guys like to be named "Strange Meat Pie"?
89. Pull my shirt up over my head and walk around with my arms up in the air, babbling incomprehensibly and demanding "TP for my bunghole".
90. Find a harmonica to use as a pitch-pipe. Round up Brock, Ted Strayer, Seagrave Holmes, and myself. Form a barbershop quartet.
91. Suggest a recreation of the Vault 69 experiment (vault population: 999 women, one man). Volunteer to be the man. Get no takers.
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:09 am

Awww... no one got the reference. Well, I may stop at 100... and I may not. Be afraid.

92. Change your name to All Talon Scumbags. That way, when Talon Company puts out a hit on you, it says "Private Contract: Kill All Talon Scumbags".
93. Decide that Canturberry Commons is too quiet now and establish yourself as an archvillain known as The Proctologist. Invent a new trademark weapon called the Really Long Finger.
94. Find out exactly how Little Lamplight remains populated, since everyone gets sent out before they're old enough to have kids. (maybe they split in half like amoebas?)
95. Bungee jump off the back end of Arefu.
96. Find the PA system that the crazy guy by the Ranger Compound was using, and repeatedly sing "On Top of Spaghetti" out of it in a really obnoxious voice.
97. Instead of #96, sing "Baby Got Back", only do it in classic "white and nerdy" style.
98. Declare a "Funny Hat Day" in your community of choice and walk around with a Brahmin skull on your head.
99. Build a giant statue of your dad out of sand, bricks, scavenged scrap metal, dead super mutants, or anything else you happen to have a lot of.
100. Find an old PS3 and a copy of "Fallout 3", and wonder why the game seems so frickin' familiar.

Ha ha ha ha ha! 100!


Bonus section: MATCHMAKER OF THE WASTES
101. Decide to become a Wasteland Matchmaker, to repopulate the wasteland faster. Start by pairing off Butch and Bittercup. They have a nice "bad boy/goth" vibe.
102. Teach Red the ways of the Black Widow. Get her to cozy up to Lucas Simms, and "convince" him to let the Big Town survivors move into Megaton.
103. Convince Vera Weatherly that maybe Bryan needs a male role model, and that Seagrave Holmes might be a diamond in the rough.
104. Encourage Cmdr. Danvers to find out if "Tin Man" Harkness really does or doesn't have a heart.
105. Sister and Tammy. Those two deserve each other. And they both deserve James.
106. Try to figure out who to pair Moira up with. Go totally nuts. Have a nervous breakdown. Decide that it would be better if Moira didn't breed.
107. Sit back and watch as romance blossoms all around the wasteland! B)
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Post » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:42 am

i would probably just chill with dukov and go hunting for mirelurk meat every now and then...tastes just like crab!
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88. Give Dogmeat a new, less derogatory name. I mean, how would you guys like to be named "Strange Meat Pie"?



Making a character named Strange Meat Pie now.


Anyways, my character Morgrid would gather noncrazies from the Enclave and start a small, yet heavily armed town capable of farming. They would also throw bent tin cans at the BoS and Outcasts that walked by.
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Post » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:52 pm

My character would convert the WKML Broadcast Station into a Deathclaw hunting lodge. It's built on easily defensible concrete foundations and could easily be expanded with a few shacks. My character could easily be a publican. However I'm not sure there is a very large market for Deathclaw hunting, fans of the sport just don't seem to last long..
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Post » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:46 pm

snippeh!


YOU CAN'T STOP NOW. I was rofling. XD
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