Even better...

You awake in a small rowing boat with a fishing rod next to you. You pick up an inconspicious stalk of wheat and put it in your mouth. You pick up the fishing rod and begin fishing for Mudcrabs whilst the world behind you desolves into chaos.

Normal TES with guns.

I actually think Fallout 3 was an improvement. :hehe:

:banghead:

They would not dare omit Hircine!

The game starts with you in the Ministry of Truth... It's the Early 4th Era...

Ahh, short game eh?

Lest they be forced to participate in the hunt!


I'd play that! :hehe:

As would I

This, local or online.

I would really hate it if it is set hundreds of years following Oblivion with almost no reference to the events of previous games. Or if something like the whole continent completely changed.

At Quakecon 2010 Todd Howards announces Fallout 4 (set for a 2012 release date) and Fallout: Origins of the Fallout (set for a 2013 release). On December 21st, 2012 Zenimax sells the Elder Scrolls rights to Jagex in exchange for Runescape rights (that same year: "Grind-like" gameplay is illegalized in the United States and Korea, ending the era of "grindfest" games). The Elder Scrolls MMO is canceled, Elder Scrolls 5 becomes a browser MMO that can only run on Windows Vista. Bethesda Game Studios begins mass production for Runescape 3, the largest open world single/multiplayer bonanza smash hit of the century. A game that is a mixture of elements from Runescape (skills), Oblivion (Combat), and Morrowind (roleplaying) with next-NEXT generation graphics that can only run on high end computers.

edit: this is a "good" Worse Case Scenario.

After pushing the "New Game Button", you hear the drums and a great message on the screen says "Rick Roll'd, there is no TES V!"

You get a great cinematic trailer like the screens from Oblivion, and immediately upon clicking new game, the head of the Adoring Fan shows up, "By Azura by Azura by Azura!!!!", ending with a screech and juxtaposed by Fargoth's face, laughing at you--

And then the Blue Screen of Death with the sound of Laughter and "By Azura!" playing constantly. Pressing Alt Cntrl Del makes your computer spontaneously overheat and melts your computer's insides to the sound of "Your on your honor!!".

Game over.

The game is 8-bit.
You play in the future Tamriel. It is the 2389238767453896th era and khajiits shoot lasers out of their eyes. You have to kill one laser-khajiit and then you beat the game and you'll never be able to play it again.

:rofl: :rofl: :laugh: :nope: :rofl:

To be honest thats the only scenario I would just have to bust out laughing.

Guns? I don't really see the point (after all you got magic.)
Multiplayer int the TES universe would be hard, as everybody would want to beat up the bad guy and be leader of the fighters guild etc.
Dual wielding: At this point i agree, i dont see why you shouldnt be aable to use two axes, but i would put a limit (not being able to use two longswords, but a longsword and a dagger or shortsword, ot two shortswords or two daggers.)

You start up the game, as soon as you do you see the Adoring Fan singing and dancing "Never gonna give you up."

The Elder Scrolls V: Online.

The Elder Scrolls V: Modern Swordfare

Proceeded by: The Elder Scrolls Modern Swordfare 2
Introducing killstreak rewards and tactical nukes.

With a total of 50 minutes game play.

the game launches, and the music starts while the menu opens, you hear runescape music..............u only get a name, the game is WAY to open ended for classes and stuff, u go through a long tutorial and learn to make hundreds of fires and catch some fish, (the games in vanilty mode all the time btw)

then some players come along, asking if u want to go somewhere "go2 wildy nub" when you refuse they start sayig things about your mum. if u go with them u have to fight. except the combat is REALLY slow, and u have to take turns in attacking.

the armor is all the same exept it's colours.

the game ends when u get to level 200, sell heaps of crap. and beat a gumpy dragon...............

btw the adoring fan and fargoth team up in this game, and you must teach them the ways of the warrior.

I still think that having the Adoring Fan singing and dancing "Never Gonna Give You Up" would make for the worst (yet most hilarious) game ever. :shifty:

Are we allowed to kill the Adoring Fan? If we can, that would actually be pretty enjoyable.

You can kill him, but he respawns after ten seconds and sings even louder. And remember, this is the Adoring Fan singing, not lip-syncing off of Rick Astley.