Worst. Game. Ever.

Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:08 am

God, I can't believe this game. I haven't gotten a single game breaking glitch, all the glitches I've gotten were barely noticable and easily forgetable. It's actually fun and innovative, takes and builds off of all the strengths and weaknesses of not only previous Elder Scrolls games but also the Fallout games. They completly reworked the combat system so that it is far more fluid than any other first person slasher I've seen, and the skill trees allow for for more customizable characters. The freedom the player is given in the game is unprecedented and there is next to nothing controlling the way you complete quests, and the world is insanely detailed to the point where if you want to take a break from questing you can just go catch some butterflies, then go home, eat a hot meal, and play with your pet torchbug. Even worse, you ACTUALLY HAVE A CHOICE TO NOT DO THAT AND INSTEAD CONTINUE DUNGEON DELVING IF YOU WANT TO. And you can fast travel any time you want to, which is absolute BS since I have the option of walking anywhere, buying a horse or hiring a carriage, but I still have to have the option of fast travel. The list goes on and on.

Great job Bethesda. You're stupid game is so awesome I can't make any legitimate complaints on your forums. And that, after all, is the best part of the gaming experience.
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Kitana Lucas
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:52 am


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Scott Clemmons
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:45 am

Well that's just like your opinion man.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:52 am

Cool story brah.
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Nikki Hype
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:42 pm

I know, right?
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:28 pm

This made me laugh.
Now time to go get some popcorn and watch what happens.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:23 pm

easy... BLAM! Machine Head!

WAYYYYYYY! more buggy...


well that and Dark Side of the Moon... yeas it was an attempt at a live action game.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:02 pm

NO! NO! It is the BEST game ever! NO! NO! BAD POSTER PERSON! BAD!

PC 4 Lyfe Conzole casuals lololololol
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:01 pm

God, I can't believe this game. I haven't gotten a single game breaking glitch, all the glitches I've gotten were barely noticable and easily forgetable. It's actually fun and innovative, takes and builds off of all the strengths and weaknesses of not only previous Elder Scrolls games but also the Fallout games. They completly reworked the combat system so that it is far more fluid than any other first person slasher I've seen, and the skill trees allow for for more customizable characters. The freedom the player is given in the game is unprecedented and there is next to nothing controlling the way you complete quests, and the world is insanely detailed to the point where if you want to take a break from questing you can just go catch some butterflies, then go home, eat a hot meal, and play with your pet torchbug. Even worse, you ACTUALLY HAVE A CHOICE TO NOT DO THAT AND INSTEAD CONTINUE DUNGEON DELVING IF YOU WANT TO. And you can fast travel any time you want to, which is absolute BS since I have the option of walking anywhere, buying a horse or hiring a carriage, but I still have to have the option of fast travel. The list goes on and on.

Great job Bethesda. You're stupid game is so awesome I can't make any legitimate complaints on your forums. And that, after all, is the best part of the gaming experience.


[censored] HOW DARE YOU TALK [censored] ABOUT...[Reads entire post]...Oh. Nvm.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:13 am

What kind of reward do I get for noticing the sarcasm?
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:17 am

I thinik the people prior to me didn't read the OP lol.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:37 am

Oh boy, a thread complaining about complainers I haven't seen this before.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:12 am

You are stupid game is so awesome.
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Shannon Lockwood
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:19 pm

Well thats pretty cool.
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Alina loves Alexandra
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:56 pm

Well that's just like your opinion man.



Cool story brah.

Failure at reading. The OP is obviously being a rare "Nice Troll". Fix your sarcasm detectors. He is complimenting the game, not trashing it.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:41 am

TLDR

Oh you liked it? Thanks for the misleading title.
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Michael Russ
 
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:35 pm

This game is so mind-bindingly boring I want to run around and hunt deer and stare at waterfalls.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:05 pm

Oh boy, a thread complaining about complainers I haven't seen this before.


well innovative post at least going by the context clues in the OP that is what innovative means right?
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:56 am

You want me to make a list of complain for you, comparing this one from the previous TES, and how you have in reality very few choices ?
i ll do it for you..
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:04 pm

I am angry with them, too! Bastards put the game on a CD instead of a cartridge :P Cater to my nonsensical, pointless demands! Please, Bethesda, you stupid f***tards! Because insulting you will definitely make you care what I think!
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:13 pm

Yeah no ones forcing you to play, it saddens me to hear not everyone is enjoying it.

Cheers
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:15 pm

Gotta say, thats a pretty effective and misleading title. You got about 200 views and around 50 people reading in a few minutes. (I bet everyone was like "OH HAYULL NO!" when they saw it.)
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:36 pm

You want me to make a list of complain for you, comparing this one from the previous TES, and how you have in reality very few choices ?
i ll do it for you..



nah don't waste your time, OP is grasping at straws and promoting player made enjoyment rather than the game giving actual Content/Choice.


OH and this thread is a testament that people DO NOT READ LOLOL
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:04 am

Wonder how many people will switch their flamethrower on without actually reading the original post. I'm guessing quite a few.
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Post » Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:50 pm

I agree completely but your title is sorta flame bait.
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