Worst movie EVER

Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:39 pm

...Get him to the Greek, that movie was not even close to anything remotely funny <_<


I hated it the first time and stopped it at about a quarter through. I tried it again the next day and loved it.
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:34 pm

[insert any made for SyFy movie here]

Mega Piranha
Giant Octopus vs. Mega Shark
Some movie with necromorphs in a mineshaft I watched for three minutes yesterday
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:18 am

I sat down and watched The Room with a friend a little while ago.

Pure comedy genius. Here's a favourite scene:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ

I heard they had exactly 20 seconds to film that scene because that's all Tommy Wyseau could afford to rent the flower shop for.

Used to be an awesome remix of all the craziest lines in the film. Was really popular. Then everyone else tried to copy it with their own dubstep remixes, and it's buried amongst the crap.

EDIT: Found out what happened to that awesome remix. Tommy Wiseau threatened to sue the guy who made it, so he was forced to take it down. Then they uploaded their own ad-ridden version to YouTube.

[censored] you, Tommy Wiseau.
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:58 pm

To the person that said A Clockwork Orange svcked, how can you sleep at night knowing you said that? That was one of the strangest and most mixed of a message movie I've ever seen, in other words it was a great movie but I would also like to say that Transformers was lame :)
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:45 pm

Also, pretty much any film by David Lynch. Just because his symbolism is confusing and hard to grasp doesn't mean it makes for good film. Sick of film students telling me what a genius he is.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:33 am

I can bet that if GFIII had Duvall in it and Sophia out, nobody would of bashed that movie as bad. I think GF III was... misunderstood. Winona Ryder was suppose to play Mary Corleone. When Clemenza dropped out of GFII, we got the extraordinary performance of Michael Gazzo as Franky Five Angels (so good, he got an Academy nomination). When Duvall was 'replaced' by George Hamilton's character, it obviously didnt have the same effect. I also think people hate the third act, thinking that its 'boring'. I cant really defend part 3, but its not 'The Worst Ever' IMO, just disappointing. Honestly, Garcia's "Cheek shot kill" has to be one of the most realistic, brutal 'kills' of the series.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:04 am

The absolute worst movie I've ever seen is http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1058017/. It's so abysmally awful that I refuse to watch anything else with Ricky Gervais in it. The fact that he directed, wrote and starred in it makes him a monster in my eyes. :flame:


Now, here's the obvious question: do you hate it because you dislike the film for its comedic context, or because it's blatantly atheist?

Edit: My contribution is Spieldburg's "A.I.: Artificial Intelligence." Just an absurd film that can't decide what it wants to be. First film that ever truly disappointed me as a child - the first of many, I'm afraid.
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:31 pm

Another awful movie is Knowing. I hated that movie so much after watching it that I basically swore off Nicolas Cage movies for a long time, and only recently have I begun realize that it wasn't his fault that the movie is abysmal, though he really should have read the entire script before accepting the deal. Then again, he'll seemingly take any offer now-a-days, so maybe he did read it and thought "Yay another crappy movie to star in, I've been in too many good ones, this will help balance it out..."

Either Eragon The Last Airbender or Get him to the Greek, that movie was not even close to anything remotely funny <_<


I liked Get Him to the Greek. I loved how all the fake songs actually sounded decent (for the most part), and it made me laugh a fair amount. I can understand how someone wouldn't like it though. :shrug:

I heard they had exactly 20 seconds to film that scene because that's all Tommy Wyseau could afford to rent the flower shop for.


I believe that was just the joke the Nostalgia Critic made about the scene when he got to that part, to explain why it was so rushed. I don't think that's the actual reason why that scene is so awful (in a good way).

Now, here's the obvious question: do you hate it because you dislike the film for its comedic context, or because it's blatantly atheist?


First off, I hope you don't shrug off any hate you see of this movie as "lol angry religious person," because that'd be incredibly ignorant of you. That said;

The issue is more that it devolved into a religious movie at all, regardless of it's stance. If it had become a movie praising religion, it wouldn't change my feelings (especially because I'm not very religious). What I took issue with (among many other things) was the fact that, after having to sit though the most god-awful, boring "comedy" I have ever, ever seen, this film decided to completely screw over the people who bought the tickets by turning into a boring movie about religion. Understand that whenever a movie devolves into religion, assuming it was never about that earlier in the movie, it instantly loses points with me. That was the case with Knowing, which I talked about above. The ending ruined the whole thing because it used religion to end an otherwise religion-free movie, and that simply was not needed. This is my point. In movies that don't need religion, don't bring religion into it. The same goes for Lying. This was supposed to be a comedy, but it was simply a thinly veiled religious message, which is not what I bought my ticket for. Imagine if The Hangover halfway-through started preaching about not wasting money in Vegas and instead sending it to starving children around the world? Or if Anchorman turned into a documentary about some genocide? These movies are comedies, and while it's fine to have an underlying message, it should never be done the way Lying did it. Somebody inventing lying and using it to found religion is not the plot for a comedy, maybe another genre, but not a comedy.

In case you still don't understand why I hate this movie so much, note that one of my friend's started crying buckets halfway through (when Gervais' mom died, as it reminded them of their aunt who just died), making the movie even more uncomfortable, and that my other friend, who was in fact atheist, had to sit through this religious movie that she thought was supposed to be a comedy, which made it even more uncomfortable for all of us because none of us were particularly religious, and none of us liked biased religious movies (no matter what side that bias was for), and, as I said, we didn't like being lured into the trap of seeing a boring religion mocking movie disguised as a boring, terribly written comedy. Making my friend cry wasn't technically the movies' fault, but it only served to make the level of unconformableness raise to astonishing levels.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:40 am

XXX with vin diesel.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:58 am


First off, I hope you don't shrug off any hate you see of this movie as "lol angry religious person," because that'd be incredibly ignorant of you. That said;

The issue is more that it devolved into a religious movie at all, regardless of it's stance. If it had become a movie praising religion, it wouldn't change my feelings (especially because I'm not very religious). What I took issue with (among many other things) was the fact that, after having to sit though the most god-awful, boring "comedy" I have ever, ever seen, this film decided to completely screw over the people who bought the tickets by turning into a boring movie about religion. Understand that whenever a movie devolves into religion, assuming it was never about that earlier in the movie, it instantly loses points with me. That was the case with Knowing, which I talked about above. The ending ruined the whole thing because it used religion to end an otherwise religion-free movie, and that simply was not needed. This is my point. In movies that don't need religion, don't bring religion into it. The same goes for Lying. This was supposed to be a comedy, but it was simply a thinly veiled religious message, which is not what I bought my ticket for. Imagine if The Hangover halfway-through started preaching about not wasting money in Vegas and instead sending it to starving children around the world? Or if Anchorman turned into a documentary about some genocide? These movies are comedies, and while it's fine to have an underlying message, it should never be done the way Lying did it. Somebody inventing lying and using it to found religion is not the plot for a comedy, maybe another genre, but not a comedy.

In case you still don't understand why I hate this movie so much, note that one of my friend's started crying buckets halfway through (when Gervais' mom died, as it reminded them of their aunt who just died), making the movie even more uncomfortable, and that my other friend, who was in fact atheist, had to sit through this religious movie that she thought was supposed to be a comedy, which made it even more uncomfortable for all of us because none of us were particularly religious, and none of us liked biased religious movies (no matter what side that bias was for), and, as I said, we didn't like being lured into the trap of seeing a boring religion mocking movie disguised as a boring, terribly written comedy. Making my friend cry wasn't technically the movies' fault, but it only served to make the level of unconformableness raise to astonishing levels.


Ah, see that never bothered me as I knew what the film was about before I saw it. I suppose if you were going in blind it would be a bit of a disappointment if you were expecting stuff like what he had done before (esp. the Mum dying bit - he'd said in interviews that when his Mum died if she had asked what was going to happen, he would have said exactly the same thing as he did in the film).
For me, what brought it down was the portrayal of Garner's character (forgotten the name). She was horrible! I know that no one is allowed to lie, but seriously, she was an awful, awful person. The idea that anyone could find her cute or attractive when she was constantly talking about stability or genetics or just generally being a shallow cowbag was completely unbelievable to me.
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:01 pm

That Star Wars holiday is soooo disturbing!!! I've never seen, or heard, of it before...I wish it was still that way!

Worst one for me is either Drag Me to Hell or Mission Without Permission...both horrific!
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:29 pm

Drag Me to Hell, which I watched at the cinema. Only movie at the cinema which I was really disappointed with.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:41 am

I thought the Invention of lying had some good ideas, but it felt like it'd been too Hollywood-ised, like they'd had to shoehorn a bunch of romantic comedy tropes in. The Office and Extras are genius, so I find it hard to believe that it was Gervais' fault.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:53 am

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

They [censored] Indy...
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:42 pm

Ah, see that never bothered me as I knew what the film was about before I saw it. I suppose if you were going in blind it would be a bit of a disappointment if you were expecting stuff like what he had done before (esp. the Mum dying bit - he'd said in interviews that when his Mum died if she had asked what was going to happen, he would have said exactly the same thing as he did in the film).
For me, what brought it down was the portrayal of Garner's character (forgotten the name). She was horrible! I know that no one is allowed to lie, but seriously, she was an awful, awful person. The idea that anyone could find her cute or attractive when she was constantly talking about stability or genetics or just generally being a shallow cowbag was completely unbelievable to me.


Yeah, if I recall correctly we went into this blind. I was actually the one who suggested the movie, thinking it looked like a great concept. And sure, it was a great concept... too bad Gervais was involved.

I thought the Invention of lying had some good ideas, but it felt like it'd been too Hollywood-ised, like they'd had to shoehorn a bunch of romantic comedy tropes in. The Office and Extras are genius, so I find it hard to believe that it was Gervais' fault.


The anomaly of Gervais writing, directing and staring in The Invention of Lying, while at the same time seemingly being able to be funny in other shows and movies, is a confusing one indeed. But regardless, Lying is simply far, far too awful for me to ever respect him again.

And don't get me wrong, I love dry British humor, but in Lying's case, the humor wasn't dry, it was non-existent.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:34 am

Is this the same A Clockwork Orange that scored http://www.empireonline.com/500/90.asp, rating even higher than Schindler's List? I can understand if you hated the film, you're perfectly entitled to that opinion. But a genuine classic like A Clockwork Orange can't really be considered a bad movie, let alone one of the worst ever.


True, while not the worst one ever there are still heaps and heaps of movies I'd watch before that. I just don't like it. It gives me nothing and I feel no pity with that [censored] playing the main part.

Also: The place it has is 37. (Well that was a big surprise. The Godfather as #1)
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:39 pm

The Mist
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Waynes World 2
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:03 am

Just a thought, The new Clash of the Titans, being a fan of the original and seeing the "remake" made me squirm in horror.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:00 am

A film called "The Ruins" came on TV the other night - I was intrigued: holidayers set off for an uncharted Mayan temple, ends in disaster. Could be a fun little horror I thought. Turns out you see one room of the temple, which is populated by killer plants that can mimic a ringing phone. I just felt that they squandered an opportunity there, I mean, unexplored ancient temple - it could have anything in it! But they went for killer plants and had them sat on the roof for practically the whole film.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:11 am

Waynes World 2


Oh good gods. They made a sequel!
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:20 pm

What are you talking about? The Room is a black comedy masterpiece. Tommy Wiseau is a genius.

The worst film I have ever seen is Star Wars the holiday special, I watched it all the way through and it was painful.


Tommy Wiseau never meant it to be a comedy. It was supposed to be a serious drama. He only started saying that after people saw the movie and said it was ridiculous.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:45 am

oh remember http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270846/ :banghead:

it is SOOOOOOO BAD

Only reading that makes me feel like punching the director. WHy watch that ?

[insert any made for SyFy movie here]

This.

Anything Uwe Boll Made or the Room.

This. But especially Rampage. Here is the description "A man with a thirst for revenge builds a full body armor from Kevlar and goes on a killing spree."

Director:
Uwe Boll
Writer:
Uwe Boll

Says it all really. Uwe boll is a [censored] up man, who the [censored] makes a movie basedon a killing spree! (and now he is making a much more controversial movie)
I cant say it here it will envoke Godwins law, but lets just say I expect Boll will be hated after its release.
Eh, you're not showing the best parts, you chicken. Cheep cheep cheep!

Your tearing me apart Lisa.

Also
The descent 2, ruined a good film, 1 was amazing, 2 ruined what 1 was and was just bad.
Saw 2,3, 4 (whatever number they are on now). Saw 1 was good, then they ruined it. Allthough in saw 2 I have never flinched at a movie like I did with the "needle in a haystack" one. God that was terrible.

I will only say the initials because of how [censored] up the film was ASF. The director needs to be locked up for life.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:32 am

The baffling thing about Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, is that it was a high budget film. I can't believe they spent so much money on it.
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Post » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:33 pm

The baffling thing about Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, is that it was a high budget film. I can't believe they spent so much money on it.

i remember the first time i saw this movie, i was at this party and a guy had smoked something he couldnt handle and when he saw SUPERBABIES on the DVD shelf..... i have NEVER seen anything soo funny before.

The look on his face when the babies started to talk was priceless :rofl:
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:57 am

The absolute worst movie I've ever seen is http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1058017/. It's so abysmally awful that I refuse to watch anything else with Ricky Gervais in it. The fact that he directed, wrote and starred in it makes him a monster in my eyes. :flame:

I didn't mind it, the concept was brilliant the social commentary good, the only downside was Ricky Gervais and his smutty six jokes

Oh, and the Dungeon Siege movie was a dissapointment too [censored] you Uwe Boll, stop making stupid video game movies, how does he still get funding?
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