Worst movie EVER

Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:35 am

The Room - Wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. Words cannot describe its idiocy
Bio-Dome - Wanted to blow my brains out, terrible attempt of a comedy
Battlefield Earth - Wanted to crawl into a deep dark bunker until the movie was finished.

Twilight - Cured my insomnia. Forced to watch it with my girlfriend.

Expelled, No Intelligence Allowed - Terrible fail.
Cat woman - Also a fail.
Batman and Robin - Terrible terrible movie. Gives a big fat juicy turd to the original batman movies.
Saw 6 - I personally love the SAW series but it started to dip at Saw 4 and I haven't seen Saw 3D yet so I have no opinion on that.
Hannibal - It's not that bad of a movie but compared to Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon(which I haven't seen), it just doesn't stand up.

Indiana Jones, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Again, not that bad of a movie, but it's way too over the top. At least in the other movies, the cause of the over the top stuff is explained or at least fits the setting. But a nuke and a refrigerator? Nope.
Water World - Bad movie. End of story.

The Last Air Bender - Not the show, the movie.
Naruto, Land of Snow Movie - I don't hate it. Just the Shippuden ones are better.
All Dragon Ball Z movies except the Broly one - Meh, just never liked it.

Resident Evil, All the Movies - Just saying.
Knowing - Never really understood what was happening at the last couple scenes with the aliens and how the boy and girl survived the solar flare.
The Invention of Lying - Ricky Gervais, the same guy who directs The Office, one of the hit T.V comedies of this decade...and surprisingly...it svckS
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:08 am

Joe Somebody with Tim Allen, who learns Martial Arts from Jim Belushi to defend himself from an office bully who stole his parking spot.

Spoiler: It svcks.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:27 am

The old 1980s Clash of the Titans movie. That is the only movie that made me fall asleep. Man that was horrible (the new one wasn't that much better either). I mean seriously! I don't understand why movies could svck that much after the star wars special effects were used. Probably an issue with money but still!
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:21 am

Any disney channel original movie starring disney channel stars except Wendy Wu:homecoming warrior. I love that movie.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:21 pm

in no particular order

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phantom menace

any sci-fi channel movie

blade 2 and 3

resident evil 3 and 4

the notebook (movie i was forced to watch on a date.........it svckED)

chocolate (another freaking movie that i was forced to watch against my will)

any of the spiderman movies

ironman movies

the old batman movies besides the first one with jack nicholson (the remakes are much better aside from the stupid two-face part)

catwoman

i could go on............

RE 3 and 4 pissed me off. Blade 2 for me was ok at best.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:35 pm

also... In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. with Burt Reynolds....horrible!

The worst part about this is that Jason Statham gave up the role in Hitman (he wouldve been better than Timothy Olyphant at least) to be in this movie. BAD decision.

The old 1980s Clash of the Titans movie. That is the only movie that made me fall asleep. Man that was horrible (the new one wasn't that much better either). I mean seriously! I don't understand why movies could svck that much after the star wars special effects were used. Probably an issue with money but still!

Take that back! That was a great movie imo. I have a soft spot for claymation, and I think they did a good job. To be brutally honest, I'm happier with cheesy claymation and night scenes shot during the day with a lens (I love that effect) than with 2 hours of CGI garbage that gives me a headache. I mean, at least they used a REAL horse for some scenes with Pegasus. Not to mention the stellar performance of Lawrence Olivier as Zeus. There are none greater than he. So what if they borrowed the Craken suit from Aquaman...it looked cool.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:32 am

Take that back! That was a great movie imo. I have a soft spot for claymation, and I think they did a good job. To be brutally honest, I'm happier with cheesy claymation and night scenes shot during the day with a lens (I love that effect) than with 2 hours of CGI garbage that gives me a headache. I mean, at least they used a REAL horse for some scenes with Pegasus. Not to mention the stellar performance of Lawrence Olivier as Zeus. There are none greater than he. So what if they borrowed the Craken suit from Aquaman...it looked cool.


well it did get me too sleep, so it satisfied me in one way. :tongue:
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:00 am

well it did get me too sleep, so it satisfied me in one way. :tongue:

Hey that's something. To an insomniac that's priceless. :yawn:
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:30 am

I mean, it did svck, but it not over-the-top bad.


Really? From what little I can recall of that night - my ex and I had a drinking game where every time the Twilight movie svcked we would take a drink... I was sick for a week. :P
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:49 am

Blair Witch Project is by far the worst movie i have ever seen. I fell for the hype and rented it. I saw it with my family and they never forgave me despite also introducing me to some horrible movies but ofcause i only know all too well that they are absolutely right but they can't possible hate me more than i hate myself for actually renting and watching the whole thing.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:46 am

Meet the Spartans was horrible, easily the worst movie ever. :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:49 pm

Meet the Spartans was horrible, easily the worst movie ever. :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

Well, none of those parody movies try anymore. Not like good ones like Airplane! and Spaceballs.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:09 am

The Room is a Masterpiece. My girl and I watch it once a week together.


Now... These are bad movies I havent seen in the last 10pages:

Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat Annilhlation
Street Fighter (with Jean Claude Van Damme)
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:21 pm

I don't know which is the absolutely WORST movie that I've watched,but the first that came to my mind reading this thread was Super Mario Bros.

*Luigi didn't had a mustache.
*Princess Peach wasn't a Mushroom Kingdom citizen,but a typical citizen of the U.S.A.
*Goombas instead of being living mushrooms like in the game,are mutated dinosaur-human hybrids.
*Stupid script that alienated the fans of the game:
In order to steal some of Jurassic Park's crowd,a movie that came out the same time and featured dinosaurs,the script writer created a scenario saying that dinosaurs weren't extinct,but instead they evolved to even more intelligent species than humans.
What a good way to feature dinosaurs in your movie.... (sarcasm)
*Bowser Koopa instead of being a fire breathing dragon like creature was..... guess what ? An evolved dinosaur !? That looked exactly like humans except his long tongue.
*Mario flirting with some random lady wearing bdsn clothes and weighting 400 pounds ? Give me a break.
*Grilled rats on a stick as a snack food ? WTF ?????
*For the sake of the movie having to have something to look like Jurassic Park,the writer had to make Yoshi appear as a cameo..
But Yoshi wasn't designed cartoon way,the way it should been,but it was a velociraptor dinosaur that couldn't even talk. (WTF!!!?)
*Mario wins over his enemies not by throwing them fireballs or jumping on their heads but by using....
Quake Arena style huge mutator guns!!!


I know that it's hard to make a good movie based on a video game.
You have to balance the game similiarities and the script changes/addition so the fans are not alienated,and to also have a movie someone that didn't played the game can watch.
But this movie failed doing both.
The producers where just so willing to take an advantage of the dinosaur-mania people had because of Jurassic Park,that completely ruined this movie making it feel out of place.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:02 am

The Family Guy one? If so I agree completely, Family Guy can be hilarious, but it's Star Wars impressions and endless jokes got boring fast in my oppinion.


No, he means the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special. The only good thing to come of thar movie was Boba Getting.

I'll throw both Ewok movies up on the list.

I'll also add "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never" though I have never seen it I just have to ask, why?
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:36 am

I'll also add "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never" though I have never seen it I just have to ask, why?

We have all had that tought :thumbsup:
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:13 pm

Thor Hammer of The Gods, which was unsurprisingly on SyFy. My Dad was watching it, so I watched it with him, until I just couldn't watch any more it was so bad.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:45 am

No one mentioned http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9IKsH9BXg in ten threads????? You should all be ashamed. :P
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:07 pm

Winter's Bone has to be one of the worst movies i've recently seen.

I think Leprechaun 4 in space takes the cake, though.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:08 am

Really? From what little I can recall of that night - my ex and I had a drinking game where every time the Twilight movie svcked we would take a drink... I was sick for a week. :P


I am not defending it, but it is not quite as bad as The Room.

Twilight is 1/10, The Room is <0/10
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:32 am

I am not defending it, but it is not quite as bad as The Room.

Twilight is 1/10, The Room is 10/0


Fixed that
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:32 am

Undiscovered Tomb

Wow, that was a bad movie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxF_xRLOQpA
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:34 pm

Are we there yet?

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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:41 pm

Avatar. That is the biggest pile of overated, overpromoted, garbage I have ever seen.

It is dead.

The cgi is unconvincing.

I have seen one episode of a cartoon with more plot.

The new Robin Hood.

Gods, that is terrible.

It is boring, badly written, horribley acted, turgid, tedious and stupid.

The highlight is Little Johns two handed hammer. Really, the best thing about it is a hammer.

The cheesy Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves is better than that. At least that has a plot.

Any Robin Hood film or tv is better than that.

The animated film is better than that.

To think that thing got kept going, when Russel Crow tore up the town they were filming in a drunken rage.

It nearly got cancelled. It should have been.

That thing got continued but the Bioshock film is on hold?

That is not fair.
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Post » Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:40 am

Anything that's a Direct-to-DVD on the Redbox or a movie poking at another movie with a different name (like Snakes on a Plane and Snakes on the Train).
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