Would you date any of the following people?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwOy_V7TXKI&feature=player_embedded: Upset about getting left behind by an elevator, he slams his electric wheelchair into the doors not once but three times....you can guess the result
Bachelor #2 Spoiler (April 2010, Romania) A thirty-five-year-old man from Braila was only trying to fix a broken soil tamper, a tool his father had made himself and used for decades. The metal handle of this family heirloom had rusted loose and our man was trying to weld it back into position, but unfortunately he was welding the metal rod onto an antique WWII cannon shell.
Yes, the family had been banging a cannon shell against the garden dirt for two generations!
Specialists from the Bucharest ISU (General Institute for Emergency Situations) stated that the first weld had been made in a harmless position, but the second weld was made in exactly the wrong spot. The heat triggered the shell to explode, mortally wounding the man. In his defense, he was sure the projectile was harmless because his father had used it to compact earth for almost 40 years.
http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Croc-victim-didnt-even-scream-20100104 locals know “you don’t even put a toe in the river [that she swimmed in not once but three separate times the same day], it’s teeming with crocodiles and hippos”.
Bachelor #4 Spoiler (10 January 2010, Brazil) An electrical discharge made toast of municipal guard Arthur de Souza Coelho, 47, on Sunday evening. According to police reports, he had installed a tiny electric fence around his car to protect against the frequent robberies that occur in his neighborhood in Belem, Para. Then (direct translation from Portuguese) "he forgot that he had left the fence on and he ended dying with the electric shock."
After all, we are all dying, but some end sooner than others.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlaYUy7nj8w&feature=related "And for my next trick, I'm going to run over myself!"