Your right, 85% of statistics are made up on the spot after all. 99.99% was an estimate of the number by me. The forum has mentioned only two quests that are reported to have completely inaccurate and misleading directions, no one has any more quests to add to those. It is widely reported that those two quests were bad, so unless you can add a specific example, stow it, you're out of line. I estimated that there were 2000 quests in Morrowind, then did the maths wrongly because I was tired.
Incidentally, if someone asked you how they could find Stormbird, they could find me from all the information available on this board, after being told I was on this planet. That information is also available to them. Assuming everything I have said is true, assuming I follow a normal sleep pattern of 10pm to 6am and assuming that I have lived in the same town all of my life, the following clues would be incredibly helpful to that search. I'll do some of the date and time conversions for you, just to make this easier.
I'm fluent in English - I'm also not bilingual enough to drop in random words from other languages, and fluent enough in english that I go on and on and on...
I have the intelligence or stupidity to be critical of mainstream pop-culture (My critique of the Hollywood movie scene) so I'm in the top 10% of my peer group in terms of achieving results academically, or the bottom 10%
I spell words like recognizing, "recognising", but only half the time
My list of important writers included Wilde, Williams, Shakespeare, Chaucer, Shadbolt, Mansfield, dikeens. Do you recognise Shadbolt or Mansfield in that list?
In the first part of this thread, I said in one post that I was at high school this year, but at university next year.
I expect that Skyrim will cost $110 when it comes out.
Assuming I live in Greenwhich, I've posted posts at times between roughly 11pm and 11am.
Assuming I go to school 9 - 5 weekdays, a worker at Bethesda would see that I am free to post all day on a Friday, but only free to post after 4pm on a Thursday, Wednesday, Tuesday, Monday and bizarrely, Sunday.
I am either a lisbian girl or a straight guy, because I have a girlfriend.
My countries exam system includes video games as an option to answer on in the English literature exams.
My countries exam system offers English literature as a subject.
Does that make it too easy? If you can use those clues, then you can cut down where I could be from 137 to 1 or 2 countries in the world, and who I could be from 7 Billion people to less than 100,000.
Incidentally, all the US military really knew that Osama Bin Laden wasn't dead, and was still on earth. There was a high probability that he was still in the middle east, but he could have quite easily ended up at a beach resort in Samoa. They found him. If you'd given them those directions 10 years ago, they would have been good directions.
According to http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/rpg/elderscrolls3morrowind/show_msgs.php?pid=480241&topic_id=m-1-58599573, UESP.net has 427 quests for morrowind. Lets assume that is an accurate number, just to keep things simple. That means that actually, 99.95% of quests in Morrowind had accurate directions. That's strangely accurate to the number I pulled out of my ass, huh? Call it 400 flat, like they did. My revised statistic is 99.5% of quests in Morrowind had accurate directions. The gamer not being able to solve them because the gamer wasn't pro enough has nothing to do with anything or anyone, except the gamer. Stop whining. the game beat you.
Other people have backed up my other arguments better than I would have. I'll just add some details to these ones.
After all, you're right. Sarcasm can't be done effectively via text. That's really true. You are a really smart guy, you know? Everything you say is just really smart.
On the contrary, the word scum means that the speaker absolutely has to change the entire mood of the sentence to reflect their condemnation of the object of that sentence. I could show that to my sister, right now, and she'd be able to say that sentence better than the voice actor in Oblivion, without hearing it in context.
Sorry, you get a massive sense of immersion when every character living in a swamp finds it noteworthy to talk about all the mud crabs they've seen? It would be like walking around New York having people say "My. The other day I saw a cab. Bright yellow cars. You've get to be careful not to be run over!" Oblivion did dialog worse than Morrowind.
Come on man. Very rarely is a movie sufficiently well produced that it does anything but insult the novel it was based off. . Most of them have a less complex plot, multiple characters being condensed into a single character et cetera. The only movies I can think of that are much, much better than the novel were the Lord of the Rings trilogy, if only because Tolkien did like to overdo things a little. movies do to books what most video games do to movies (admittedly, I haven't played a video game based off a movie since hiring Eragorn because my local video hire place didn't have Oblivion that day)