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Write a sequel for TEH LUSTEH ARGONIAN maid here!
» Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:46 pm
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Mélida Brunet - Posts: 3440
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» Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:21 pm
Introducing the Lusty Dragon Maid!
Staring the promotional form of the Dragonborn!
The scene enters on a brightly colored dragon ineffectively trying to dust a room, her scales glisten in the candle light and her uniform barely fits.
Dragon Born Enters
DB: I thought I told you to clean this room, yet you have only made a worse mess!
LDM: I am so sorry master, my wings are so large that they get in the way!
DB: I'll hear nothing of this! Some punishment is in order.
LDM: [gasping] You aren't going to to cut off my wings are you master?
DB: No, I would not tarnish your [lustfully] lovely body... [clears his throat] Come to my chambers after dinner, I have weapons that need cleaning. Maybe I will show you why I am called the Dragon Born
Dragon Born Exits
AUTHOR NOTE: I am not a writer.
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Lyd - Posts: 3335
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» Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:21 pm
The Lusty Sload Maid
A play in three acts by Naughtius Curio
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: I SHALL CLEAN NO SPEARS. SUCH WORK IS BENEATH A MIGHTY NECROMANCER SUCH AS MYSELF.
Niltius Crario: But...
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: SILENCE. I HAVE ENTERED MY REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. I MUST SPAWN AND YOU SHALL ASSIST ME.
Niltius Crario: By the Nine! Help!
Ngh'lstlkvaktl (its corpulent form oozing over the helpless Niltius): YOU SHALL BE SILENT WILLINGLY OR I SHALL FORCE YOUR SILENCE. I HAVE NOT THE PATIENCE TO MAINTAIN A SPELL OF SILENCE, SO IT WILL BE A SIMPLE MATTER TO MELD THE FLESH OF YOUR MOUTH-HOLE SHUT WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC. THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE SIXTEEN HOURS AND IF YOU MOVE I SHALL BE FORCED TO REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND WE WILL START OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.
A play in three acts by Naughtius Curio
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: I SHALL CLEAN NO SPEARS. SUCH WORK IS BENEATH A MIGHTY NECROMANCER SUCH AS MYSELF.
Niltius Crario: But...
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: SILENCE. I HAVE ENTERED MY REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. I MUST SPAWN AND YOU SHALL ASSIST ME.
Niltius Crario: By the Nine! Help!
Ngh'lstlkvaktl (its corpulent form oozing over the helpless Niltius): YOU SHALL BE SILENT WILLINGLY OR I SHALL FORCE YOUR SILENCE. I HAVE NOT THE PATIENCE TO MAINTAIN A SPELL OF SILENCE, SO IT WILL BE A SIMPLE MATTER TO MELD THE FLESH OF YOUR MOUTH-HOLE SHUT WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC. THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE SIXTEEN HOURS AND IF YOU MOVE I SHALL BE FORCED TO REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND WE WILL START OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.
Lmao I laughed so hard reading this one, well done!
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Dean Ashcroft - Posts: 3566
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» Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:54 pm
The Lusty Sload Maid
A play in three acts by Naughtius Curio
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: I SHALL CLEAN NO SPEARS. SUCH WORK IS BENEATH A MIGHTY NECROMANCER SUCH AS MYSELF.
Niltius Crario: But...
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: SILENCE. I HAVE ENTERED MY REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. I MUST SPAWN AND YOU SHALL ASSIST ME.
Niltius Crario: By the Nine! Help!
Ngh'lstlkvaktl (its corpulent form oozing over the helpless Niltius): YOU SHALL BE SILENT WILLINGLY OR I SHALL FORCE YOUR SILENCE. I HAVE NOT THE PATIENCE TO MAINTAIN A SPELL OF SILENCE, SO IT WILL BE A SIMPLE MATTER TO MELD THE FLESH OF YOUR MOUTH-HOLE SHUT WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC. THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE SIXTEEN HOURS AND IF YOU MOVE I SHALL BE FORCED TO REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND WE WILL START OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.
A play in three acts by Naughtius Curio
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: I SHALL CLEAN NO SPEARS. SUCH WORK IS BENEATH A MIGHTY NECROMANCER SUCH AS MYSELF.
Niltius Crario: But...
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: SILENCE. I HAVE ENTERED MY REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. I MUST SPAWN AND YOU SHALL ASSIST ME.
Niltius Crario: By the Nine! Help!
Ngh'lstlkvaktl (its corpulent form oozing over the helpless Niltius): YOU SHALL BE SILENT WILLINGLY OR I SHALL FORCE YOUR SILENCE. I HAVE NOT THE PATIENCE TO MAINTAIN A SPELL OF SILENCE, SO IT WILL BE A SIMPLE MATTER TO MELD THE FLESH OF YOUR MOUTH-HOLE SHUT WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC. THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE SIXTEEN HOURS AND IF YOU MOVE I SHALL BE FORCED TO REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND WE WILL START OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.
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Marcia Renton - Posts: 3563
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» Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:06 pm
The Lusty Sload Maid
A play in three acts by Naughtius Curio
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: I SHALL CLEAN NO SPEARS. SUCH WORK IS BENEATH A MIGHTY NECROMANCER SUCH AS MYSELF.
Niltius Crario: But...
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: SILENCE. I HAVE ENTERED MY REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. I MUST SPAWN AND YOU SHALL ASSIST ME.
Niltius Crario: By the Nine! Help!
Ngh'lstlkvaktl (its corpulent form oozing over the helpless Niltius): YOU SHALL BE SILENT WILLINGLY OR I SHALL FORCE YOUR SILENCE. I HAVE NOT THE PATIENCE TO MAINTAIN A SPELL OF SILENCE, SO IT WILL BE A SIMPLE MATTER TO MELD THE FLESH OF YOUR MOUTH-HOLE SHUT WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC. THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE SIXTEEN HOURS AND IF YOU MOVE I SHALL BE FORCED TO REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND WE WILL START OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.
A play in three acts by Naughtius Curio
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: I SHALL CLEAN NO SPEARS. SUCH WORK IS BENEATH A MIGHTY NECROMANCER SUCH AS MYSELF.
Niltius Crario: But...
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: SILENCE. I HAVE ENTERED MY REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. I MUST SPAWN AND YOU SHALL ASSIST ME.
Niltius Crario: By the Nine! Help!
Ngh'lstlkvaktl (its corpulent form oozing over the helpless Niltius): YOU SHALL BE SILENT WILLINGLY OR I SHALL FORCE YOUR SILENCE. I HAVE NOT THE PATIENCE TO MAINTAIN A SPELL OF SILENCE, SO IT WILL BE A SIMPLE MATTER TO MELD THE FLESH OF YOUR MOUTH-HOLE SHUT WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC. THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE SIXTEEN HOURS AND IF YOU MOVE I SHALL BE FORCED TO REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND WE WILL START OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.
....sixy
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Kieren Thomson - Posts: 3454
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» Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:23 pm
The Lusty Sload Maid
A play in three acts by Naughtius Curio
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: I SHALL CLEAN NO SPEARS. SUCH WORK IS BENEATH A MIGHTY NECROMANCER SUCH AS MYSELF.
Niltius Crario: But...
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: SILENCE. I HAVE ENTERED MY REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. I MUST SPAWN AND YOU SHALL ASSIST ME.
Niltius Crario: By the Nine! Help!
Ngh'lstlkvaktl (its corpulent form oozing over the helpless Niltius): YOU SHALL BE SILENT WILLINGLY OR I SHALL FORCE YOUR SILENCE. I HAVE NOT THE PATIENCE TO MAINTAIN A SPELL OF SILENCE, SO IT WILL BE A SIMPLE MATTER TO MELD THE FLESH OF YOUR MOUTH-HOLE SHUT WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC. THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE SIXTEEN HOURS AND IF YOU MOVE I SHALL BE FORCED TO REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND WE WILL START OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.
A play in three acts by Naughtius Curio
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: I SHALL CLEAN NO SPEARS. SUCH WORK IS BENEATH A MIGHTY NECROMANCER SUCH AS MYSELF.
Niltius Crario: But...
Ngh'lstlkvaktl: SILENCE. I HAVE ENTERED MY REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. I MUST SPAWN AND YOU SHALL ASSIST ME.
Niltius Crario: By the Nine! Help!
Ngh'lstlkvaktl (its corpulent form oozing over the helpless Niltius): YOU SHALL BE SILENT WILLINGLY OR I SHALL FORCE YOUR SILENCE. I HAVE NOT THE PATIENCE TO MAINTAIN A SPELL OF SILENCE, SO IT WILL BE A SIMPLE MATTER TO MELD THE FLESH OF YOUR MOUTH-HOLE SHUT WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC. THIS PROCESS WILL TAKE SIXTEEN HOURS AND IF YOU MOVE I SHALL BE FORCED TO REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND WE WILL START OVER AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.
I need a cigarrette.
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Cat Haines - Posts: 3385
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