HEADS UP PEOPLE! This is much less comedic than the first. I don't think this is funny in any sort of way. A third part will most likely come out soon.


I walked through the wasteland, remembering the eerie dream I had the night before the G.O.A.T.

Just thinking of it made me shudder. Then, a deathclaw approached me, I aimed my laser gatling at it, but it spoke to me.

"I have the answers you seek."

"What?!"

"I have the answers you seek."

"Answers to what?"

"You tell me, for I have the answers you seek."

"So, you know all the answers?"

"Precisely."


"Well then, talking deathclaw, what is the meaning to life?"

"Life has no meaning, it simply exists. Like a tree, how would a tree have a meaning? It does not."

"So, my life will not change the course of the future in any way?"

"Accurate enough."

"So, what is Amata doing now?"

"Dying."

"What?"

"Dying from the loss of you from her life."

"Why? I thought she hated me because I killed her father."

"You were married to her, don't you remember? I wouldn't expect you to as you had had so many alcoholic beverages."

"I...wait, if you have all the answers, why am I thinking?"

"Because you have only two questions left."

"You never told me.."

"..you had a limited amount of questions? Well, I have all the answers, I can only provide so many to everyone."

"So, what really happened the night of my wedding?"

"It wasn't during the night, the clocks of Vault 101 are off by half a day, making you think it was night."

"But why?"

"The Security teams of Vault 101 would do checks on the outside world to see what was happening outside. They did them while everyone in the Vault was sleeping, but when they went outside, it was day."

"Continue with the question before."

"Alright, it was a sunny day outside, and in the Vault 101 chapel, The banquet was being set up, and you barely drank beer, but you loved it. So, you figured it would be OK to have one or two, not like anyone would notice they were gone. One turned to two, two turned to five, five turned to ten, ten turned to twenty, and twenty turned to altered senses. The alcohol in the beer had a negative effect on your body because of alcohol poisoning. For some reason though, you did not need to go to the clinic. The reason you heard sounds from the video game 'Mortal Kombat' was because a rude child was playing so on a gameboy, the reason you thought that you thought Amata was Micheal Jackson was because a teenager by the name of Wally Mack was doing a Micheal Jackson impression along with a bad moonwalk because he thought no one could hear or see him. However, your reactions were not made-up, you said unspeakable things at your wedding day. The overseer was going to kick you out of the vault because of your disrespectful behaviour, but Amata threatened to leave if he did so. Why she never spoke to you about it is because she felt embarrased to talk about it publicly, that is why when your father left, it was the last straw for you."

"Wow, I always wondered why they were so harsh on me..."

"Now you know. Your question limit has been reached. I will now go on my way and give others the answers they seek."

"Yeah..."

Part 3? Soon? Yes?

Ha, talking Deathclaw.

I hear you can't have more than one Fan-Fic, watch out.

It's ok, he just need to request them closed as he moves on to the next one. Alternatively you can just make them different chapters within the same overarching thread.

EX.

Collective Story Name: AKA What you would call your entire story if you couldn't refer to each part separately

Chapter Name: What?!

(Body of Story)

Next Chapter Name: Yeah....

(Body of Story)

etc. etc.

I do that and make the Collective Name be a large colored font, the Chapter Names are the same color but smaller font, and then the body is just white text.

nice.
that wasnt as wierd as the last one...
but it was still good! :tops:

OK...- Part three of the "What?!" series.

I walked towards the door of Vault 101 for the third time in my life. First, when I had been leaving, second, when I came back for the emergency broadcast, and now this. I had to be with her. Suited in my Hellfire Power Armor and armed with my plasma rifle, I activated the control door. Great, I hadn't planned on this. Last time, the emergency broadcast from Vault 101, sent by Amata herself, told me that she had changed the password to "Amata", but, after she banished me again, she had changed it again. But suddenly, the door opened by itself. Weird.

Walking through the ring that held the thirteen and a half ton door, I could see Amata standing at the end of the main entrance. "You came back." tears came to her eyes, and she rushed towards me, I threw off my helmet and hugged her back, trying not to suffocate her with the suit's enhanced strength. We kissed, just like that day that I had forgotten.

"How did you remember? Your dad said you wouldn't remember a thing." Surprise crawled along her face.

"I had help from a very special friend."

"Why did you come back though? Didn't I banish you?"

"I know you didn't mean it." We began kissing passionately again and Butch came through the door on the left side of the room.

"Oh, look who came crawling home..."

"Can it Butch before I shove a large metal fist up your ass!"

======SEVERAL==YEARS==LATER======

The living room fire of my Vault 101 home flickered and I said to my children,

"And that's how I met your mother."


My children looked at me strangely.

"OK..."

was good. i left a message on your first one, not knowing you;d had everything under control. I apologize.

I have a very dry sense of humor and I hardly find anything funny.

But these are nice and fresh, I enjoy the uniqueness and hope to see more.

Delightful. Hope you write more.

can you call the next one 'Pardon?'?

Perhaps there will be a fourth...
in

NEW VEGAS?!

du du du dun!

Part 4- Pardon?

The courier left the house of Doc Mitchell, after realizing what had happened, now had no idea what to do. "What now?"

A man in a fedora passing by heard him and said to him, "Why champ, how 'bout you go 'n' tell me whatchu gonna do."

"What?"

"You wanna know what? Elvis was one of the most famous people of his time."

"And?" The courier raised an eyebrow at this curious man. He wora a monacle and a trenchcoat, and a pipe as the character Sherlock Holmes did in the cartoon of the same name.

However, he was stopped by a man in a black hat and a dark suit. "Blue moon,"

"Who are you?"

"You saw me standin' alone."

"Frank Sinatra?"

"Without a dream in my heart."

"What are you doing here? You're dead!"

"Without a love of my own." But as soon as he had appeared, he disappeared.

To be continued?....

"I am the Egg Man."

"What?" The courier was now being confronted by a man in a transparent suit, who wore a pink jumpsuit underneath. The man was standing beside the Sherlock Holmes esque man.

"I am the Walrus. Goo goo gichuu goo goo gichuu!"

"What are you saying?!"

"No, I'm just singing a song by the Beatles. It's called 'I am the Walrus'. An interesting song if you ask me."

"Alright, I'll just walk away now..."

But a robot had stepped in front of him, who then shot and killed the two men who had just recently spoken to him.

"Well HOWDY partner! You should WATCH your way around here, things can get PRETTY dangerous! Around HERE! My name is VICTOR!"

"Why are you following me?!"

"prosttute Reptilian fish-eating Banana."


"Pardon?"