Yeah, think of some stupid quotes? : V - Skyrim

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:09 am

Sweetrolls be praised.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:16 am

A guard might get nervous.. A sweetroll approaches with it's weapon drawn.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:24 pm

GET TO DAH CHOPPAH.....and chop me some wood if you're looking for work.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:08 pm

You tried sweetroll work? It might suit ya.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:10 am

This thread has become that scene on family guy where stewie replaces words in brians novel with the word fart, except this thread is actually funny.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:26 pm

Damn Sweetroll shamed us all when they surrendered to the Horker Meat.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:31 pm

I'm sworn to carry your sweet rolls.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:50 am

"Skjor says i have the strength of Ysgramor, and Vilkas has his sweetrolls."

"With all due respect companion, i must ask that you muzzle that woman of yours. the howling coming from Jorrvaskr is getting out of hand."

"The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your [censored]. i can respect that."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:40 pm

"I'd be a lot nicer and a lot happier with a belly full of sweet roll"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:04 pm

Skjor says that I have the strength of sweetrolls, and my brother has it's smarts.

edit: dammit, beaten by frotality in a matter of seconds!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:28 pm

A guard might get nervous.. A sweetroll approaches with it's weapon drawn.

A guard might get nervous...a warrior approaches with his sweetroll drawn.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:19 pm

"If you're looking for my sweet roll, check the Jarl's backside. It's where he's been stuffing himself lately"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:50 pm

"Sweet rolls be praised"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:20 pm

My cousins out fighting sweetrolls and what do I get? Guard duty.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:00 am

"If you're looking for my sweet roll, check the Jarl's backside. It's where he's been stuffing himself lately"

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:rofl: This is one of my favourites yet.

"Hey, I heard that rumor about you and the sweetroll. Is it true that-... Uh... Nevermind"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:16 pm

The coming of the horker meat was not an accident, your fate is surely, bound up with the return of the sweetrolls!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:53 pm

"Maybe I'm the next sweet roll and I just don't know it yet"
"Take pity on an old sweet roll veteran"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:26 pm

Swee Tah Rol!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:20 pm

My sweetroll is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Arrow-in-my-knee duty.

Edit: May this thread never die.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:18 am

Cicero is hungry... need a sweetroll... or a carrot.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:26 pm

"Id travel, but who wants to deal with all the sweet rolls these days?"

"Sweet rolls for the nords!"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:46 am

"Some may call this junk. Me, I call them sweetrolls..."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:48 pm

We drink to our youth, to days come and gone
For the age of sweetrolls is just about done
We’ll drive out the sweetrolls and restore what we own
With our blood and our steel we’ll take back our home
Down with Ulfric the killer of sweetrolls
On the day of your death we’ll drink and we’ll sing
We’re the children of sweetrolls, and we fight all our lives
And when Sovngarde beckons, every one of us dies!
But this land is ours and we’ll see it wiped clean
Of the sweetroll that has sullied our hopes and our dreams

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:24 am

I am sworn to carry your sweetrolls.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:25 pm

What do you say now, Avenicci? Trust in our walls... Against a sweetroll?