Yeah, think of some stupid quotes? : V - Skyrim

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:06 am

Sweetroll's eyes! Look at that big bastard!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:04 pm

when I grow up I want to be a sweetroll, so i can help kids just like you!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:28 am

> I like to rent a room (10 gold)
> What do you have for sale?
> I'm looking for work
> Heard any rumours?
> Where can I learn more about sweetrolls?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:58 pm

"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a sweetroll full of mead"

I'm loving this thread.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:57 am

There once was a sweetroll named Ragnar the Red who came riding to Sweetroll from old Rorikstead
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his sweetroll, as he told of bold battles and sweetrolls he madddee...
But then he went quiet did Ragnar the Red when he met the sweetroll Matilda who said...
Oh you talk and you lie and you eat all our sweetrolls, now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!
And so then came clashing and slashing of sweetrolls, as the brave sweetroll Matilda charged in full of zeal!
And the sweetroll named Ragnar was boastful no moooore...when his ugly red sweetroll rolled around on the floor!

I'm sorry, it's terrible, I know.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:14 pm

STOP RIGHT THERE SWEETROLL SCUM! Nobody breaks the law on my watch. I'm confiscating your stole sweetrolls. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:36 pm

Our hero, our hero, claims a sweetroll’s heart
I tell you, I tell you, the sweetroll comes
With a Voice wielding power of the ancient sweetroll art
Believe, believe, the sweetroll comes
It’s an end to the evil, of all Skyrim’s foes
Beware, beware, the sweetroll comes
For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows
You’ll know, You’ll know the sweetroll’s come

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:53 am

"Let me guess, someone stole the arrow in your knee?"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:46 pm

You don't think this is a sweet roll already?! Sir I-
Thank you Legate, in the future I'll let you know when your sweet roll is needed.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:58 am

"If you're looking for my sweet roll, check the Jarl's backside. It's where he's been stuffing himself lately"

:eek:....i no longer like sweetrolls

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:56 am

There's a sweetroll in the air. It won't be good for my crops. It never is.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:01 pm

But, there is one they fear; in there tounge, he is known as Dovahkiin: Mudcrabborn!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:00 am

"Another wanderer, here to lick my father's sweetrolls."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:00 am

What is it? Sweet rolls?

Legend tells of a hero known as the Sweet Roll, whose destiny it is to destroy the Horker Meat.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:36 am

You remind me of my cousin's sweetroll. I killed that too.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:49 am

"It's a fine day with your sweetroll around :]"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:01 pm

Hello my love. Back from some sweet roll I bet.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:30 pm

No, please, have sweetrolls! I surrender!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:59 pm

"I need to ask you to stop that...that sweetrolling!"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:46 pm

Sweetroll, sweetroll, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:27 am

I saw a sweetroll the other day. Dreadful creatures

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:12 am

Spells and sweetrolls for those with the talent to cast them.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:32 pm

But at the same time, all of it is true. Even the sweetrolls. Especially the sweetrolls.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:28 am

The Jarl has a bounty out on a sweetroll thats been terrorizing the countryside

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:17 pm

I don't know where they're taking us, but sweetrolls await.