Yes it is P2W and I have proof!

Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:10 pm

So the hot topic around here these days seems to be that the Imperial Edition is simply a money grab, "pay to win" bundle. The thing is, no one here, that I've seen, has actually hit the nail on the head, or even come close. I mean seriously, how much is a small xp bonus going to amount to? Or the Imperial race? We all know that it's just cosmetic BS! Fluff, nothing more.

No, that's not why I'm here. I'm here to shine some light on the real collectors edition item that is going to unequivocally tip the scales in favor of anyone who has it, myself included. The one that no one's talking about. The one the no one sees coming.

Molag Bal!!

That's right people! The 12" likeness of the Daedric Prince, Molag Bal, will be gracing my play space, glaring down menacingly at the avatars of my fellow players and tipping the scales ever in my favor, wherever I choose to adventure! PvP? Bring it! PvE? Soloable, all of it! I'm not even going to have to touch the keyboard, Molag Bal will do the work for me while I sit back and watch the destruction and anguish of all those who chose not to pre-order the Imperial Edition! So keep whining about the meager xp bonus, or the white horse. By the time you get out of the starter area, none of it will matter. It will all be forgotten.

But not Molag Bal. He will still be there, and I have him!

Oh and the mud crab. Lets not forget the mud crab, he's gonna be sweet!

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[ becca ]
 
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Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:42 pm

I'm convinced... I need a young priest and an old priest to exorcise ESO off of my computer now!

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Kristian Perez
 
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Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:09 am

The Mud Crab is secretly a WoMD. That's what the poor people will find out only after they get to Cyrodiil and all the Mud Crabs which may or may not be wearing top hats and smoking cigars are set upon the unwashed masses for a one hit K-O.

*rich person snort of derision*

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Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:44 pm

Really enjoyed this satire, well done!
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Guy Pearce
 
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Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:13 am

Too bad theres no Exorcism for the nay sayers...

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Kelsey Anna Farley
 
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Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:05 am

Molag Bal will transport his soul into the pet Mud Crab, and together nothing will stop us!

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Laura Wilson
 
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Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:12 pm

But there is the mental health link...

This time, im pretty serious LOL

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Sammie LM
 
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Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:13 am

I read the title and thought to myself "Oh my god really?"

Then I read the OP and thought to myself "Oh my god really?"

Kudos! lol

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Cat Haines
 
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Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:01 pm

The mud crab is in fact Sheogorath, so that may or may not work.

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Tanika O'Connell
 
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Post » Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:17 am

Serious or not, aren't there enough of these topics already?

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