So I'm playing my thief/ass character, and hes sporting the DB gear, with a full sneak perk tree at level 100 and Mehrune's Razor for flare. Every hit is a one hit K/O. I love it.

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LMAO what the hells is a Thief/ASS character????

he likes to steal stuff from anuses? XD

anyway
cool story bro

u mad, bro?

if you want to know, the thief/ass will visit you in your sleep :whistling:

Lol, it's Thief/Assassin.

I love playing as a rogue/thief. Wait till you get your full legendary dragonscale armor, with double enchants. daedric daggers/bow. It's just amazing. I switched from Expert to Master, just to make it a bit more challenging, I was just steamrolling everything. Isn't that 30x sneak attack bonus sweet? I love DB!!

I cant believe I didnt make that question. I thought he meant he was playing a character that was a Thief and also a complete ass. You know stealing other people's junk, committing acts of wanton murder and cruelty... That sort of thing. Heh.

A thief ass is someone who typically sports DB gear and a giant e-peen. He can often be seen in men's washrooms patiently waiting to get the jump on his prey.

I thought that Razor provided a rare chance for a one hit kill? Or did the full perk tree give 100% chance of a one hit kill?

The Razor chances are still the same... its just with a high 1h skill and sneak hidden bonus of x15 damage and dark brotherhood gloves that double hidden attack damage or whatever it gets to be x30 for a backstab so he kills everything with one hit on damage alone not from the weapon's chance to slay