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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:34 pm

So I'm playing my thief/ass character, and hes sporting the DB gear, with a full sneak perk tree at level 100 and Mehrune's Razor for flare. Every hit is a one hit K/O. I love it.
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Agnieszka Bak
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:39 am

So I'm playing my thief/ass character, and hes sporting the DB gear, with a full sneak perk tree at level 100 and Mehrune's Razor for flare. Every hit is a one hit K/O. I love it.


Do you feel powerful? Good. Bethesda loves customers like you.
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Janine Rose
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:14 am

LMAO what the hells is a Thief/ASS character????
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le GraiN
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:37 am

he likes to steal stuff from anuses? XD

anyway
cool story bro
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Len swann
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:25 pm

Do you feel powerful? Good. Bethesda loves customers like you.


u mad, bro?
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Shelby Huffman
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:43 pm

LMAO what the hells is a Thief/ASS character????

if you want to know, the thief/ass will visit you in your sleep :whistling: :evil:
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Jon O
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:37 am

LMAO what the hells is a Thief/ASS character????



Lol, it's Thief/Assassin.
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jason worrell
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:39 am

I love playing as a rogue/thief. Wait till you get your full legendary dragonscale armor, with double enchants. daedric daggers/bow. It's just amazing. I switched from Expert to Master, just to make it a bit more challenging, I was just steamrolling everything. Isn't that 30x sneak attack bonus sweet? :D I love DB!!
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Shannon Lockwood
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:59 pm

Lol, it's Thief/Assassin.


I cant believe I didnt make that question. I thought he meant he was playing a character that was a Thief and also a complete ass. You know stealing other people's junk, committing acts of wanton murder and cruelty... That sort of thing. Heh.
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Mandy Muir
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:51 am

A thief ass is someone who typically sports DB gear and a giant e-peen. He can often be seen in men's washrooms patiently waiting to get the jump on his prey.
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Farrah Lee
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:42 am

So I'm playing my thief/ass character, and hes sporting the DB gear, with a full sneak perk tree at level 100 and Mehrune's Razor for flare. Every hit is a one hit K/O. I love it.


I thought that Razor provided a rare chance for a one hit kill? Or did the full perk tree give 100% chance of a one hit kill?
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Mel E
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:19 am

The Razor chances are still the same... its just with a high 1h skill and sneak hidden bonus of x15 damage and dark brotherhood gloves that double hidden attack damage or whatever it gets to be x30 for a backstab so he kills everything with one hit on damage alone not from the weapon's chance to slay
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