Ohgodwhy.

I need brain bleach for both of these. (though the "implications" of the first image are partly due to my own imaginings and partly due to the expressions)

If i ever see a cat i catch it and give it to my pet rat!

Wait, why didn't I think of this? After getting strong enough to not die, I'd totally travel the world and see the other provinces. To Akavir!

Blasphemy someone give this man an exorcism i cant stand his voice if i could cut out his tongue he would be fine as a follower but that voice its like scraping your nails on a chalkboard.

Im guessing you might off been thinking something else by that smiley.

now im intrigued as to what your imagination had you thinking please do tell im so damn curious

If I was in Skyrim? I'd die.

Make a bonfire!

Afterwards... Try to join the college of Winterhold, because nothing can beat that magic experience! Weekend travels to the temple of Mara, and of course I would be eager to try local mead...

If I would meet Dragonborn I would definitely try to assist him in his quest. If he would be just chilling out, I would be glad to make him company as well!