If you found yourself in Skyrim....

Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:07 pm

I will kill a beggar somewhere and then wait for the Dark Brotherhood to recruit me :devil: .If that doesn't work i will take every measure necessary to find them and join them. OR join the Companions.Depending on my mood.

I will worship the ground the Dragonborn walks on because he will be my Listener or my Harbinger.

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Ashley Clifft
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:08 am


I'd probably be an Imperial tbh :tongue: edit: actually i dunno. Id probably have a little nord in me.


:lol: Did you SEE the rust & blood on that thing? Top notch way to get skyrim AIDS!
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Dalley hussain
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:45 pm

Not a problem if you're a nord :cool: Although in the world of TES I'd be a Redguard with a nord father, so I'd be wondering the same thing, lol.

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luis dejesus
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:05 pm

Party with Sanguine.
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jodie
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:59 am

And wind up consummating with a Hagraven? No thanks :no:

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Alycia Leann grace
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:38 pm

See I like to think about these kinds of things. I mean you have to take them into account, yeah? You can't just wake up all willy nilly as a human in OUR world and expect to adapt well to Tamirel.

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Quick Draw III
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:40 am

Young Nord here. But as a 18 year old irl i would look 30 if i was in skyrim. :D

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Stryke Force
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:15 am

I'm from England so I'd probably be a Sload.
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Mylizards Dot com
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:07 am

no, you would be Breton

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Amelia Pritchard
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:57 am

im a blonde muscular swede in real, I would fit right in, I also cannot sing, then I'd ask for another sweetroll

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JD FROM HELL
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:58 am

Or nord. Maybe breton nord mix

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Breanna Van Dijk
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:26 am


:rofl:
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Dona BlackHeart
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:12 am

I'm also part irish and italian.
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Miragel Ginza
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:26 am

then a Breton with an Imperial father

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Rach B
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:34 am

Not a bad idea id go their get the coffin somehow then with her still asleep inside id bugger off to red mountain an drop that [censored] into the remnants of the volcano an cook a cook a cliff racer as she burns a slow agonizingly hot death taken the elder scroll with her then id go to vivec join the morag tong then go back to skyrim an teach astrid a lesson in kidnapping before making her watch as we slaughter every damn member of the brotherhood before we cicero assault astrid an while hes still in her cut his head off.

Then show astrid the heads off all the members of the brotherhood before we desecrate an burn the nightmother as ciceros body slumps over astrid an covers her in blood an just before i release her head from her body ill tell her that the same fate awaits her family an all the other brotherhood factions.

Then i#ll send a decree to all Jarls that anyone to be found harbouring members of the brotherhood or their families will be systematically hunted tried an executed an that from now on no bounty will be passed that doesn't go through the tong first.

The time of fearing the brotherhood is over the time they fear us is now

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Dewayne Quattlebaum
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:13 pm

nah, Bretons are obvious based off the various Cultures of the UK (England, Ireland, and Scotland).
Nords are more based of former Norse and Germanic nations.. Sweden, for example

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Captian Caveman
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:54 pm

Oh... erm... thats nice. :D
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Joanne
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:29 am

Depends. Would I be placed in the canon world or one of the worlds of our characters? Would I be put before/after the Civil War, the Main Quest and faction quests? Would I be subject to the same laws and physics? What about my current knowledge? Would I forget what I already know about what happens or could I be some kind of prophet? Could I visit other provinces, since I don't know what they look like circa 4E201. Where would I be put, to begin with? A cart bound for Helgen? Wake up in the middle of nowhere?

As for the race thing, I think I'd be of Imperial and Nordic heritage, seeing as how I'm 1/4 German.

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Adam Porter
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 8:51 am

sure you could be somekinda Prophet, look at my response on page 1

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maria Dwyer
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:22 pm

You would retain all your knowledge. Physics are the same in Skyrim and IRL. You would be placed in the frozen tundra wearing leopard skin underwear.
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JR Cash
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:37 am

Then there's the why. Why are you suddenly in Tamriel? Why you specifically?
I know that this is just for fun and probably not meant to be thought through so much, but it's also fun to think of these things. :D

Piggybacking off of this and my previous post, what even is the "canon" world? Is there even such a thing? I mentioned before if we'd get warped into one of the universes that we created. If we haven't played the game, then which universe do we go into? Can't say the Dragonborn from the advertisemants because his world doesn't exist on its own. Some people have tried to recreate it, but it's their world, not his and it varies between individuals(Details of the "canon" dragonborn and his choices will vary). The world if left ambiguous for us to fill in and the next game keeps it that way. Do the Scrolls just hand out a random hero's world to inhabit? Do we get to go into other people's worlds? (Shadow Magic FTW) Can we mold the hero and the world to whatever we want?

With all of that in mind, aren't we already "in" Skyrim without physically being there? :tongue:

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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:30 am

Id be one messed up kid with one messed up family tree as id be the end result of an orc an nord having a baby, then that baby having a kid with an argonian, an that baby having a kid with a dunmer, an that baby having a baby with a redguard, an that baby having one with a breton, an that now deformed an weird kid having a kid with a high elf, then that kid doing a bosmer an finally me been the product of that weird deformed thing and a imperial khajiit.

Thats what id be either a walking amalgamation living deformed pile of flesh like one of ripleys clones in alien resurrection or id be some kind of god either way id have family problems and a disregard for all authority

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Alexis Estrada
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:40 am

i do try :rofl:

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ruCkii
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:29 am

Find Lysette.

Make lots of babies.

As for the Dragonborn, grab a few autographs for the kids, when they're grown to appreciate it.

That's what I'd do, in theory.

In reality, I'd wake up and get chomped to death by a freakin' saber cat because I woke up in the middle of the tundra, aka, their territory.
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leni
 
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Post » Sun Aug 04, 2013 7:28 am

Derp.. I know :P But both vikings and anglo saxons were in britain and settled there. But it depends on the family history of said person.

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