An where did the leopard come from id much rather be wearing mammoth fur boxers

I'd teach the Nords how to cook a roast dinner.

Being a Nord is about eating raw foods. Ain't nobody got time for that!

Id teach ulfric how to kill a man like a man an not a thu'um using chicken especially when your opponent cant use the thu'um.

Id love to see ulfric face a draugr overload or a dragon priest without running away like a scared little girl.

Mind you if i woke up an met a dragon priest id run off scared too lol.

Either will do.

Am I reading this right or am I jumping to conclusions...

If I woke up in the middle of one of Skyrim's snowy plains, I would quickly try to orient myself, walk around, and hopefully discover a house or inn where I could take shelter. It must be cold there, but I'd have a warm robe.

Why is it boring? Could somebody explain this CHIM to me? I have never fully understood the concept, whenever I've seen it mentioned. Does it refer to self-awareness of being in an alternate reality, or some such thing? Does it grant special powers?

Begin my studies on physics, time, and space in order to discover the cause and effect of some how appearing in Tamriel.

Take the red pill.

It's a state of godhood one acquires when you realize that you are a part of a Godhead, and that this reality is just a dream sort of. You realize that you are nothing (just part of a dream) everything (as part of the dream, you are the dream) and one (you still hold on to your self).

It's like you are dreaming and you start to wake up, but instead of waking, you keep dreaming and you can control the dream. There is a danger of zero summing though, which I don't completely understand, but I think its where you realize you are everything in the dream but don't hold on to your individual self, and you disappear because of it. Like a bubble in water that pops and becomes a part of the rest of the water.

I said it would be boring because everyone becomes nothing to you and also they become you. It would be like dreaming that you're hanging out with friends or with a beautiful woman, except you know it is fake the whole time. At least that's how I think it would be. Its a little different because people still have their individuality, or the illusion of it. Complicated. I think in the world of TES, you may need to already be a god to do it, or understand it. Vivec had divinity when he learned, as did Talos through the enantiomoriphic event (spelling).

I would just make a life for myself there tbh. Everything happens for a reason

If I ever met my character Kayla, I would ask to join her on her travels and you know, carry her stuff. Like I always do in RL.

I'll probably find a Telvanni mage or some other type of magic specialist and tell them my situation.

Then I'd learn magic and become a servant of Azura.

luckily it's a land of magic and cure disease potions...they must work wonders considering there's no plumbing or toilet paper

They use their hands for toilet paper.

It would be funny if we actually got a disease that needed curing from that, lol. As for tp, that's what leaves are for brah And streams.

1. Try joining the college.

2. Try to make a living.

3. If I found my Dovahkiin, ask him to make me a vampire and outfit me in super armor like his other followers.

And now I want to add an NPC version of myself into the game.

I for one would like to meet Neloth.

You must have extra toes, then. LOL

Lol. Given, he may not care if he accidentally fries me but that one, he's a character.

http://i.imgur.com/8DHv2vS.jpg Feel free to fill in what just have been said.

No, seriously (well, as serious as this kind of question is!). If I woke up on the frozen tundra I would call myself lucky if I made it alive to the nearest settlement. Then I probably would stay there until I could persuade a couple of able fighters to come with me and protect me and get me to someone who might be able to help me to get back (College of Winterhold might be a place to start).

If it was a RL version of Skyrim the game, and no one could help me get back, THEN that scenario in the pic is one possibility out of several. Still, feel free to fill in what just have been said.

Regarding my Dragonborns:

-If I ran into Sigyn, I would probably have absolutely nothing to say to her. I think she's the one of my characters who actually have differed the most from myself. (Proud Nord warrior, all about glory and honor and Sovngarde, not very interest in reading or knowledge, very susicious of magic, rather uspicious of other races (especially beast races) as well, and, eventually, quite power hungry. She did like Ulfric, though.)

-If I ran into Orfeo, I would probably think he was an annoying little man (but with a nice wife, he's married to Brelyna), and I would tell him that the Greybeards probably called him for a very good reason, so maybe he should stop ignore them and go see them instead. I would avoid discussing politics. He was hardcoe Empire.

-If I ran into Medea, I would buy her a few drinks and have a girls' night out. We would talk about everything, from really shallow stuff like clothes and cute guys, to more philosophical and religious questions. I would teach her drinking games, and I bet she could teach me a couple as well.

-And if I ran into Jelissa, I would tell her to stop being an idiot and ask Vilkas out.

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Your reading it right if your thinking i chopped his head off while he was having six then left his bleeding corpse in her for a few minutes before chopping her head off.

Unless you were thinking something else.

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You must really hate Astrid. I dislike her, and I usually destroy the db, but damn.

nope shes just annoying its cicero i really cant stand an hes also why i hardly join the brotherhood just wish the lil git was their during the destroy mission.

Lol, I adore Cicero.