Tbh that′s unique dialogue and not something you hear till your ears drop off :icecream:

Anyway here′s another: You′re a sneaky looking sort :ninja:

"I hear the Fighter's Guild is looking for recruits. Not bad work for some folks- if you've got the stones for it."

not sure what the exact wording is but...
"You must be the Mages Guild's newest recruit."
-actually dude I'm the arch-mage but thats cool

Anyone looking for work should consider the fighter's guild

Anything about Mudcrabs.

Oh yeah and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KU5fXUx4N4

Unless you creeate character's often.

Here's another
"You look like a bright one"

Khajiit has no worrrrrds for you...

"You look skilled in alteration, maybe you can teach me something"

Now normally that would not be bad or annoying. But yesterday I Hannibal Traven said that to my character. Hannibal buddy you're the Arch Mage, you should know all about alternation.


Similarly just today VIlena Donton (Fighters Guild Master) was talking to a member and the member was commenting on how good a fighter Modryn Oreyn is, and VIlena Donton replies "I don't know much about the man" even though he's her second in command and she spends every day with him at the guild hall.

Oh. It's you.

My character hears this every time she goes to Chorrol. She is a master of marksman as well.

Too bad my character never does

Looks like you're handy with a blade.

This. In my current game, I can't move five steps in a city without overhearing it. Aaaagh! :swear:

But the one that really bothers me is Agarmir's greeting. Not only he will say "Eh?" to you when you meet him, but he will also say it to everyone he meets. Once he said it five times (I counted!) in a row while he was walking in the Market District. "Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?" I just killed him there and served my sentence.

"Look at the muscles on you!" annoys me to no end. Argh.

Walk by Honditar and that orc from the fighter's guild, as they practice their marksmanship. One or the other will always say this when I walk past.

I love when the Bandit Bowman is female too!

"I understand Daedra worship has become increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isle" ("It seems Summerset Isle has become a much more dangerous place")

They say syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer. ("The Altmer have powerful wizards. It could be a dangerous situation")

"Rumour has it the Nerevarine has left Morrowind on an expedition to Akavir, and has not been heard from since"

and the worst;

"They say that when you murder someone...the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep...its how they recruit new members" (OMFG)

GOD don't you people have anything ELSE to talk about?! Its sad that I know these lines and their responses verbatim!

and of course:

"You're a sneaky looking sort" (my sneak isn't even that high???)
and
"You have the hands of a healer" (the only comment they make to me that is actually relevant)

- I heard that the Nords of Skyrim have made an alliance with House Dres. Together they pick apart the carcass of ruined Indoril.
- These seem like turbulent times in the land of the Dunmer.

- It's you! The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor.

Yeah, but you are the Mage's Guild's newest recruit. Can you think of any who were recruited after you? How many candidates would there have been after that incident with the well?

Chesse... CHESSE! FOR EVERYONE!!! (Sheogorath)
′Nah just Kidding XD

mine is the same as DragonMafia:
YOU GOT MY EAR CITIZEN

"I've heard others say the same."

I have never heard either of those.

I've heard the second for sure, the first sounds familiar but I'm not 100% certain...

HELLO

They are there. I've heard both ad-nauseum