There's many a witty person posting to these forums, and now it's time to show just how witty you are!

To wit(see what I did there?) let's have your best Fallout-themed jokes, puns, bon mots, and jests.

Please lean more to cleverness than ugliness.

I'll start off with a couple:

Q) How do you make Sunny Smile(s)? A) Be nice to her dog...and her cat.

Did you hear about the Courier who made the Sierra Madre Casino his home? Now his assets over half-a-million dollars.