If Nirn was a real planet & Tamriel was real, what would your life be like if you lived there?

What era would you live in? Which city/town? What would be your profession? Which race would you be? What would your daily life be like?

I want to read what your choices are.

Here are mine:
- I'd be a (male)Breton. Most likely I'd live in Daggerfall, or Wayrest. Probably in the 4th Era right after the Oblivion crisis.

- I wouldn't travel too much because I don't travel often in real life, although I may vacation to Anvil(Cyrodiil), or check out the Fights at the Imperial city Arena.

- However, Once the great war starts between the Thalmor and the Empire, I would stay out of Cyrodiil and keep myself home in High Rock, hoping and waiting for things to calm down. I hate war but if the fight were to come to me I would defend myself and home province.

- Since I've been a rent-a-cop in real life, I'd probably be a city guard. Maybe guarding one of the jails. On my nights off, I'd hang out at a nearby tavern trying to hook up with one of the local females. Not a wench, but a woman to settle down with. I've never been the kind of guy to want one night stands. I prefer real relationships with the intent of marriage in the future.

Yeah, it might seem like a boring life, but I try to make it somewhat reflect my real life choices.