... And how would you do it?

Mine would definitely be Maven Black-Briar.

I'd leave her in the middle of a Dwemer ruin with a bottle of Black-Briar Mead and a steel greatsword, with all of her money in a bag beside her.

Elisif

Hands down it's Maven.

A good choice. Haha.

Maven no doubt

Maven definately. I'd take a field trip with her to Castle Volkihar and watch my brothers and sisters have a nice dinner. On second thought, it's probably rotten meat so it probably won't taste that good.

Um....I'll get back to you then,

Read my signature and take a wild guess!!!

Rolff Stone-fist. WHY is this racist moron essential in the first place. At least Maven has to do with some of the thieves guild quests and is the Imperial Jarl for Riften. Rolff has/does nothing.

Delphine

I made a post about this guy on my other profile before I lost access to it. I hate him.

Now that I think of it, I'd kill Delphine.

"I'm the Dragonborn bi***. You ain't gonna boss me around"

I'd take her to the throat of the world and break her legs then watch Paarthy have his way with her.

Well... I have different choices depending on the character.

Example:

My Dragonborn characters who side with our great pal Paarthy would love to kill Delphine.

My thief characters would love to see Maven vanish. Who needs her anyway? She's like Riften's crime boss with her hands in everyone's pockets.

And every one of my characters including those that eventually join the Dawnguard have been annoyed by Durak. If you tab out of his conversation and don't visit the Dawnguard, he keeps showing up at every town. Follows you around. Doesn't say anything but its like the game is making sure if you change your mind you can chat with him.

I want to change my answer.

Maven and Delphine have a fight to the death in the Windhelm Arena (let's assume it's there). The victor then gets Soul Trapped and sent to the Soul Cairn for eternity. The bodies get fed to a ravenous pack of skeevers.

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Karliah. [censored] your Daedric cult.

Delphine all day...I'd save, kill her, reload, kill her a different way, all day long with a sinister satisfied smile

shout her into a block of ice and shatter her with a warhammer.

Ulfric deserves to die. Remove his essential status, just as the game does, and let him go.

Delphine and Maven deserve long-lasting unpleasant fates that don't permit death. Their essential status is actually a benefit in ensuring this. Add your suggestions....