"...So you're interested in my potions and ingredients?& : V

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:22 am

WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD BUY FROM THE ALCHEMIST IF I WASN'T INTERESTED IN YOUR POTIONS AND INGREDIENTS

DERP

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:21 pm

Lockpicks

Not every alchemist might sell 'em though. My little vampire alchemist does sell them to me

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:44 am

Ahhhh so your an Alchemist.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:23 am

Because you wanted training in Alchemy or sell something.
But why do you get so uhm... annoyed by a sentence in-game? Why not go to a diffrent Alchemist Shop eh?

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:14 pm

WORD

Some of those lines feel really cheesy...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:38 am

My biggest hate is when fighting bandits, and one of them say's "hey watch it" when I'm attacking them.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:24 am

Because it would sound funny if they said "whatup"?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:53 am

Ahhhh so your an Alchemist then.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:18 am

Are you guys serious? You're trolling these forums to complain about generic greetings from NPCs? At least they're well voice-acted now. Some of you might remember having to read and imagine what NPCs were saying and sounded like.

These threads always remind of that internet meme 'First World Problems'.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:09 am

I found a funny bug yesterday, Arcadia was still trying to sell me stuff in her sleep. :lol:

Be that a lesson not to eat your Moon Sugar before you go to bed! :bonk:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:35 am

I see you favor the bow, i'm a sword guy myself.

:gun: :homestar:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:40 pm

I found a funny bug yesterday, Arcadia was still trying to sell me stuff in her sleep. :lol:

Be that a lesson not to eat your Moon Sugar before you go to bed! :bonk:

Nice lol.

I had a similar experience with the Jarl's Wizard in Whiterun. He was sleeping in the next room while I was Enchanting and after I completed a craft he said "That's nice, you show talent but keep working at it."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:08 am

Laugh all you want but I used to be like you, well... until I got an arrow through the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:14 am

Are you guys serious? You're trolling these forums to complain about generic greetings from NPCs? At least they're well voice-acted now. Some of you might remember having to read and imagine what NPCs were saying and sounded like.

These threads always remind of that internet meme 'First World Problems'.

I would happily and still do play text based games, and would have no problem if skyrim had no VO, I'm replaying Morrowind atm waiting for the CK to come out so i can start fixing skyrim.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:57 am

It's no different from "It's nice to see you". Really? Me, your friend?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:11 am

"I am sworn to carry your burdens"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:34 am

"So you wish to master the arcane arts ?"

"No, you [censored] wizard; I'm a Nord wearing a helm with badass horns, carrying two Steel War Axes, and I looted seventy-six Mage corpses, Conjurers and Necromancers among them; I just want to see if you need their gear. For a fee, of course."

"Oh. Hah, I had you figured for a mage. I think you'll appreciate this."

"Do you need the damn magical robes or not ? I don't enchant, but maybe you could use them to improve the guards' armaments."

"So...you wish to master the arcane arts ?"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:55 am

''spells and incantations for those with the skill to cast them'' :read:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:50 pm

My most hated line is probaly (" you are not as dumb as you look ") this makes me want to kill the whole game and continue in real life.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:15 am

Are you guys serious? You're trolling these forums to complain about generic greetings from NPCs? At least they're well voice-acted now. Some of you might remember having to read and imagine what NPCs were saying and sounded like.

These threads always remind of that internet meme 'First World Problems'.

"Trolling?"
I'm not trolling. I'm annoyed by this phrase this NPC tells me which was, blatantly, not well thought out.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:21 am

My biggest hate is when fighting bandits, and one of them say's "hey watch it" when I'm attacking them.

Yeah. With the 1h/2h sprint-attack perk it happens ALL the time. Especially funny when you one shot them with a sprint charge and their dying scream is 'Be careful!' as if they know I'm the dovakin who the world is depending on to not get eaten and they are just some NPC I need to step on to save the world. In the fall of their death is the power of my life and they want only for me to be careful as I triumph against the enemy.

Still, nothing will outdo the

Hello
Hi
I saw a mudcrab the other day
Terrible creatures
Bye
Goodbye

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:46 am

I wanna know why Nords apparently aim for the knees.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:55 am

Are you guys serious? You're trolling these forums to complain about generic greetings from NPCs? At least they're well voice-acted now. Some of you might remember having to read and imagine what NPCs were saying and sounded like.

These threads always remind of that internet meme 'First World Problems'.

Don't you constnatly spam and troll about how consoles ruined your life?

At least discussing NPC dialogue isnt petulant.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:00 pm

Are you guys serious? You're trolling these forums to complain about generic greetings from NPCs? At least they're well voice-acted now. Some of you might remember having to read and imagine what NPCs were saying and sounded like.

These threads always remind of that internet meme 'First World Problems'.

If you're not playing a Bethesda game both to play it and to make fun of the crappy AI, character dialog and game bugs, ur doin it wrong.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:10 am

Ahhhh so your an Alchemist.

"No, it's friggin snowing outside!"

&#34;...So you're interested in my potions and ingredients?&

"...So you're interested in my potions and ingredients?&