» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:34 am
"So you wish to master the arcane arts ?"
"No, you [censored] wizard; I'm a Nord wearing a helm with badass horns, carrying two Steel War Axes, and I looted seventy-six Mage corpses, Conjurers and Necromancers among them; I just want to see if you need their gear. For a fee, of course."
"Oh. Hah, I had you figured for a mage. I think you'll appreciate this."
"Do you need the damn magical robes or not ? I don't enchant, but maybe you could use them to improve the guards' armaments."
"So...you wish to master the arcane arts ?"