I was on the bus yesterday, and there was a rotund teenage girl sitting behind me. She had an MP3 player with a speaker on it. Not only was she blaring out crappy RnB music, but she skipped tracks ten to 15 seconds into each song. What gives? Do you hate every song on your mp3 player?
When I was walking my dog the other day, I saw a lady carrying a british bulldog in a bag. When I asked about it she said he was too unfit to walk by himself.
No [censored], I wonder why?
I had a call from an ISP asking if I wanted to change to them, they asked me what I was on, and I told them. I also told them I had a 200 early disconnection fee. They then offered me a plan with a cap, with a 10% increase in speed, for almost twice the price, and before I could reply they asked "shall I go ahead and sign you up?". Hmm, I wonder, should I do it?