You know you're obsessed with Skrim when... : V

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:17 am

You are at work and the Barracuda Network (the watchdog of our company) sends me a message saying that the internet is meant for business purposes only and the Skyrim forums are not business related....Oops!

edit:spelling.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:48 pm

when you you start singing the chorus at the main title and after you kill a dragon lol for no reason

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:40 am

When you translate the main theme-song into English.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:50 am

When you go into "sneak mode" whenever something flies over your head... damn ravens.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:22 am

When your reading the forums for say 5 hours straight because the only TV in the house is being hogged for Football and you only realize its been 5 hours after looking outside and seen that its dark.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:58 pm

When you go into "sneak mode" whenever something flies over your head... damn ravens.

when you get tired of hunting dragons and kill the birds of skyrim lol

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:40 am

When you see flowers in real life and try to pick them up for alchemy

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:11 am

when you get tired of hunting dragons and kill the birds of skyrim lol

lol sad thing is i meant irl, its all this snow and mountains you know?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:32 am

When, after youve legitimately maxed out alchemy, you find yourself seriously moving to pickup bright colored plants IRL thinking that theyre mountain flowers.

:sadvaultboy:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:35 pm

When your wife tells you she is going to the dentist to take care of some toothaches and get a shot of novacaine. And you think... did she just say "Dovahkiin"... Yes. this really happened...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:45 pm

When your wife tells you she is going to the dentist to take care of some toothaches and get a shot of novacaine. And you think... did she just say "Dovahkiin"... Yes. this really happened...

:rofl:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:32 pm

When, after youve legitimately maxed out alchemy, you find yourself seriously moving to pickup bright colored plants IRL thinking that theyre mountain flowers.

:sadvaultboy:

haha i so did this like two days ago at the park, i saw some purple flowers and I'm like oooo nightshade!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:39 am

When after fighting Chaurus', you go to Disneyland and see a small kid in black clothing move in the corner of your eye and you reach for your sword.

Happened to me :cryvaultboy:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:00 pm

When instead of punching your punching bag you just hold your hand out at it wondering why it's not bursting into flames

When people ask you what you did last weekend and you say " I killed a dragon, with a pickaxe!" (actually said that lol)

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:15 am

When you start caring for the NPCs. R.I.P. Festus Wrex. :sadvaultboy:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:48 am

you have 50+ hours on a game you bought 10 days ago

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:26 am

when your annoyed you say fos ro dah under your breath hopeing you can knock the annoying person around a bit

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:37 am

You pick all the berries off your neighbor's juniper bush.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:12 pm

When your girlfriend says she's going to dump because you've been too obsessed with Skyrim.

:cryvaultboy:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:46 am

When you lift weights to the theme music

makes me want to kill things and grow a beard and drink and grow more beards...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:23 pm

When you go hunting with a 6'5" longbow in real life with handmade arrows. Heard lots of turkeys, but saw none... guess I need to work on my sneak skill.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:05 pm

when you look at a map of skyrim and a map of the united states (of whatever country you live in) and you can point out every hold and city on the skyrim map, but only the capital and your home town on the real world map

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:39 pm

When your boss pisses you off like mine does every bloody day. And you shout Fus Ro Dah at him. Like I did, yesterday, my pal who also plays Skyrim got it and thought it was funny. We've agreed to shout it at him on a daily basis 'coz the old fart will never know what it means.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:22 am

When you wake up with your head on your mouse pad amidst a small puddle of dribble (had a pretty sore neck that day)