You know you're obsessed with Skyrim when... : V - Skyrim

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:22 pm

When you state "I saw a mud crab the other day." during awkward silences.

:rofl:

Another one:
When somebody asks you if you've heard any good jokes recently, and you say "Seen any Elves lately?"

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:56 pm

When you have dreams of playing Skyrim 7 months before it comes out.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:43 am

When you have dreams of playing Skyrim 7 months before it comes out.

It's closer to 6 months then 7. I don't want to wait an extra second for Skyrim!

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:49 pm

When you make 11 11 11 with your fingers at school and no one understands but you and your friends..

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:35 pm

When you doom your kid for the rest of his life by naming him Dovahkiin just because you want free games from bethesda.

Lmfaooo

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:27 am

when you walk into a cave hopin to emerge with loot

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:29 am

You see the battery on your laptop almost out and say "Man, this computer just drains magicka".

Yes that happened just now lol. :sadvaultboy:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:02 am

...when the most important item on the list of things you have to do before the world ends is "play Skyrim."

no joke...but still funny lol.

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:53 pm

...when you go for a walk in the graveyard and wish you had a manual of necromantic instructions.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:03 am

... When you searching for a converter in web just to see how the word "Skyrim" is written in binary code... Yes, I know, I need to find a doctor... :bonk:

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:38 pm

When you state "I saw a mud crab the other day." during awkward silences.

Disgusting creatures! I hope never to see another.

...when you say "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:20 am

whenever someone taps you on the shoulder you turn around and shout at the top of your lungs "FUS ROH DAH!!!"

that or have random dreams pertaining to the release date of skyrim. or dreams of playing skyrim. or just playing around with that nord bar wench we have all seen at least once. or googling a cheap and easy recipe for mead you can make in time for skyrims release date

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:13 pm

When an officer stops you and you pay a fine ..... Never mind

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:22 am

When an officer stops you and you... ~~pay a fine ..... Never mind~~

...ask what your bounty is.

Here's another:

... when you jump off random objects daily, in an attempt to increase your acrobatics.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:10 pm

I'm a cop in training. I'm going to say STOP... YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! on my first bust.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:21 am

When youre dissapoited every time you look up and dont see a dragon.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:18 am

When you wonder what a pregnant cow fights like.
(Guards in OB said it all the time to me :homestar: )

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:45 am

When you start talking about Skyrim after you run out of topics with a date..............."So I heard some new info on Skyrim..............."

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:07 pm

When you start looking for bugs in RL...

» Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:26 pm

When your Ideal gift to give to friends and loved ones is a spool of yarn and a head of lettace.

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:46 am

When I go to the gym to exercise on a spin bike, I don't stop until I hit 1111 calories

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:52 am

You have a shrine in your basemant dedicated to the man himself Todd Howard

When ever you see the number 11 you think of Ho Ha He Ho

You start dreaming about Skyrim and it then becomes a nightmare when the dream takes you to Oblivion's level scaling, Oh no Goblin Warlords.

You start talking in Dragon Tongue instead of your regular Language.

You can listen to the Skyrim trailer in your head ( I'm Guilty on that point) :biggrin:

You start hearing Craig Sechlers voice everywhere "There you are"

You hope beyond hope that the Male Wood Elves are not midgets

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:27 am

When you and your friends are trying to find people who will drive them to the store for the midnight release 199 days in advance.

When you know how many days, hours, and minutes it is untill you can get your hands on Skyrim off the top of your head...

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:54 pm

You know you're obsessed with Skyrim when you keep http://skyrim2011.info/ always on

» Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:18 am

Thank you for sharing that with me... new home page!