When the loadscreens take over 5 minutes...

I've done that too, lol. But it's okay because someone needs to talk to Garrus about his calibrations.

I actually do this.

you start referring to things in your back pack or pockets as "your inventory"

friend--"can i borrow a pencil"

Me--"no i dont have one in my inventory"

*friend stares at me weirdly*

Lol omg when I found out you can have a romance with him I was like yes, kaidan is ok but theres something about garrus, yeah I'm weird.

is it weird if I thought there was something about Garrus.

if i were a female (or i was male, and into that kinda thing) i would totally go for Garrus.......DONT HATE.

Lol when you are watching a football game you are wondering: why are Caesars legion fighting each other over a football? And when you borrow a pencil without asking thinking if anyone finds out that you stole it everyone will try to kill you!

This

-When you have a couple of nightmares and/or dreams that randomly involve a "chip" that's clearly inspired by the platinum chip in Fallout: New Vegas.
(This actually happened to me-I think a lack of sleep, long hours of playing it, loving the game's improvements and the game in general so much, and possibly me eating something I shouldn't have caused it)

-When you're emotionally attached enough to your companions that it seriously upsets you(in whatever way) whenever they die. Kind of like having a personal, dramatic, "NOOOO!" scene in your head. Or your life, if you yell at your television enough. ;]

I love the facebook thing.

when you hear the word aaron, you think kimball (every time i hear it, every time.)

when you go through a door, you try and save so it doesnt freeze during the load.

when you let the word "fink" slips out, and you dont even know what it means... which leads to a question.

whats a fink?

He must be so loney to have to 'calibrate his weapon' for that long.. or he's gay, but I won't judge.

Oh he's definitely not gay I can tell you that. We're about to go blow off some steam if you know what I mean. :hubbahubba:

When you try and find a vest/t-shirt that you can carbon-bond onto your skin.

when you strap a GPS to your wrist and try to change your clothing with it

Fink
Pronunciation:/f??k/
North American informal
noun

• an unpleasant or contemptible person.
  
• one who betrays a trust
  
• (dated) a strike-breaker or a labor spy

I assume Benny was using the first definition.

A buddy of mine just asked me that the other day, because all I've been doing outside of work is playing Fallout..

When you are hoping Skyrim has geckos, deathclaws,, radscorpions, cazadors, nightstalkers, mole-rats, and 2-headed brahmin...

When you try taking Advil (Buffout) to boost your strength

You dont talk to people cause your speech is only 12

You realize your binoculars have zoom settings -_-

You realize that hacking aint that easy

You switch dollars for bottle caps


Your playing Fallout: New Vegas

LMFAO!!! Good one. :foodndrink:
Nah but really... You know you play to much Fallout when you gotta sneak sessions in while your girlfriend is sleeping.

You do someth-

Sorry, cras-

You get used to crashe-

Yesterday, I was walking home from school with my daughter.. on the way, I just happened to look down and there on a small patch of grass were 5 Bud Light bottle caps.. You know, I thought to myself, I could use those and then I almost almost bent down to pick them up.. I need to get out more or play a different game.

By knowing your way around any building in Fallout by just glancing over the local map for a second then know exaclty where you are going because you have seen the POS map so many times that you finally start to understand it and it becomes second nature

Which is funny, considering how well he fits that second definition. The lousy fink.

When you kill your enemies and are surprised when there are actually consequences. (guilty. hah jk)
When you go around killing wild animals or dogs. ;(
..When wild animals or dogs attack you for no reason, for that matter.
You try and get your dog to fight.
You think less of your actions because you know you could just load a new save! (I wish)
When you prize bottle caps.
You start to like the 50s music when you didn't before. (guilty)
You hover your hand over an item expecting the name to pop up, among other things.
You wonder why there's no pip-boy on your arm.
You go outside and are amazed at the working cars.
You go outside and are amazed at the lack of robots.
You have six without worrying about STDs or pregnancy.
When you start to think rotting corpses are attractive.. or have a conversation with one. Let's hope not.
You're shocked whenever you hear of a child dying. What? Children can't die!
You try to regularly carry 200+ pounds of items with you.
You walk everywhere you go. (I like walking anyway)
When it is so easy for you to come up with a list like this.. (guilty again)

you see a locked door with a numberpad thing and wonder do i use lockpick or do i hack it?
your affraid of the south part of vegas becuase your affraid fiends are gonna get you and cook cook will [censored] you
you see a cat and are shocked and yell "i thought your extict!" and everyone stares at you?
you see a fat person and think "i thought there where no fat people in fallout"
you see a dairy farm and wonder why there are mutated brahim with one head
you see a dairy farm and ask the owner if his mutated one headed brahim milk taste beter than unmuttated brahim

You start refusing to use the green colored bathgel that's in your shower, because now whenever you look at it, you think "goo pile. human remains. Ew."

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