» Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:18 am
- when taking a walk outside you glance behind you to see if your companions are following.
- you open your oven and for a split second, imagine an iguana on a stick freshly cooked and waiting inside.
- you leave the house and think, "Did I remember to pack an ANTIDOTE?"
- your wife thinks you might be cheating on her for another man as she hears you happily singing "I love you... Johny..."
behind closed doors.