We have almost all seen these threads before, and I love them to death, so I thought "Might as well make one!"
So I did.


Alls you gotsta to do is finish the following sentance...
"You know you've been playing too much TES when..."
And of course, you can reword the sentance however you want, just as long as you talk about signs you've been playing too much TES.

Please guys, no MW vs. OB debates, console wars, or anything of that sort.


And also, do NOT put anything like "When you are on this thread", or "when you post a response to this", or anything of that sort.

Most importantly, Have fun.



I will start off by saying...
You know you've been playing TES too much when you talk to your friends about Kvatch and the Daedric invasion.

So have at it, and have fun.

You knwo you play too much TES when... You and your friends talk about ways to find rare items in MW...

You know you play too much TES when, on your week off, you create a new character on Monday and by Friday you have accumulated 57 hours of gameplay...

...when you regularly say "by the nine"

...when you get home instead of using your key, you wave your right hand at the door to cast "Open Very Hard Lock".

when you try to push a kid off "Dive Rock" because he was harassing you.

...when you cant Quick Load after you've been arrested.

...when you're upset that you can't make that murder permanently disappear from your records for 1000 dollars

when you go mad and start saying the walls are going to fall on you so you move out of your house and into a bedroll out in the middle of the street

when you go around calling little kids scamps

you try to eat 3 watermelons in a second

you run from the cops yelling "SKOOOOMAAAAA!!!! I NEED MY SKOOOOOOMAAAAA"!

you think youve turned on god mode and you jump off a building as part of a bet

you wear a bathrobe to school and you go up and put your hands on the teacher and say "SHOCKING TOUCH!!!"

all i can think of

...when you swear you saw that dog on fire.

...when you walk by someone and mutter, "Muthsera".

...when you get admitted to a Psyche hospital for trying to stop the "voices" calling out "BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA"!

When you see the neighbour's flowers, you wonder what alchemical ingredients they contain.

...when you start answering peoples "good bye's" and "hello's" with "Walk with our Lord" and "Greetings Madman" respectively.

... when you see Michael Jackson's ghost and yell "BY AZURA!!"

When instead of swearing, you say things like s'wit, and when getting into a fight you say "you move like a pregant cow!"

when you try to buy bread with 3 gold
when you try to cast adrelanine rush when your in a race
wehn you try and fast travel
when you go to church and expect the shrines to talk to you
when you think that you can carry hundreds of equipment

When you try to sell the clothes your wearing to the local wal-mart.

When you try to initiate conversation with someone by simply saying "Rumors".

When you try charming a girl by admiring, joking, boasting and coercing her at the same time.

hen you do somethibg stupid and remember there isnt a load button....

Oh I know this will sound sad but every day I walk home from school I think to myself man those are some good looking textures. Or funny that tree looks like it's from enhanced vegetation.
I actually do think this by the way

When reading a detailed walkthrough that contains LESS information than you already know.

I love this one.
And everybody elses was funny, its just this is one of my favorites.

...whenever you get hurt, you raise your hand up high, and wonder why there is no flowing blue light around you.

...when you call annoying people "Adoring Fans".

...if you always compare situations that happen in real life with stuff that happened in TES.

when you play 24/7 and 80% of the time your just playing it in your head.

when you dream about playing

when you start thinking of the next character your gonna make and how you are gonna do it

when you wish you were in Tamriel for real

when your only friends are in the game