You know you've played Oblivion for too long if... : IV - Oblivion

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:45 am

You have an escape plan in case of a Daedric invasion.

Well, on Czech TES forum we had several pages long discussion regarding Daedric invasion to our world and we even came close to assembling working plan to counter it. But I guess that only means we have way too much time on our hands.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:50 pm

Well, on Czech TES forum we had several pages long discussion regarding Daedric invasion to our world and we even came close to assembling working plan to counter it. But I guess that only means we have way too much time on our hands.

Well what was the plan?

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:47 am

...if you've seen Flax seeds announced in an herboristery, and wondered if you should buy some in order to have a quick and handy way of restoring your magicka.

Yeah, guilty of that ^^U

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:36 am

Well what was the plan?

Well, there were two options - if they won't posses our technology we'd just pump bunch of nukes into the gates. But we didn't come with technology/plans to counter daedra wielding SMG's spitting Daedric Bullets.

» Fri May 27, 2011 4:09 pm

Well, there were two options - if they won't posses our technology we'd just pump bunch of nukes into the gates. But we didn't come with technology/plans to counter daedra wielding SMG's spitting Daedric Bullets.

lol well then you'd have to gas them.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:04 am

When you get yourself sent to prison, you think of multiple things
1) I could just sleep all this off
2) Its cool the emperor is gonna bail me out any second
3)I wanna kick the ass of the guy in the cell across from me
4) Where the hell is that secret brick
5)I know there is at least one lockpick on me
6) As soon as that guard passes, ima reach in his pocket

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:28 am

When, upon driving through the countryside and seeing a patch of mushrooms/flowers/et cetera growing upon the side of the road, you hit the brakes without thinking because OHMAGAW YOU HAVE TO HARVEST THOSE.

When you look at yourself in the mirror and find yourself wondering what combination of sliders were used to make your face.

...Yes, I am guilty of both these things. >.>

you sir have made my day. for some reason that made me Lol WAAAAAY to hard xD

when you see a mine and go in with a sword drawn asking yourself "Necromancers, goblins, bandits or vampires?"

Scared the piss out of the vampire kids around here (Half the high school thinks theyre twilight vampires. *Throws up in a nearby bucket*) when I appeared from behind them, trashcan lid in one hand, giant sword in the other (Yes I own a longsword.) yelling "I MUST KILL YOU FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES!"

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:43 pm

Scared the piss out of the vampire kids around here (Half the high school thinks theyre twilight vampires. *Throws up in a nearby bucket*) when I appearded from behind them, trashcan lid in one hand, giant sword in the other (Yes I own a longsword.) yelling "I MUST KILL YOU FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES!"

OMGLOLOLROFLMAO
I nearly pissed myself when i read this

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:29 pm

..when you dream that you're in Real Life™, and that you can kill anybody just selecting him with a pointer and writing the word "kill" in a paper, and that you're being attacked by hordes of small skeleton-spiders and dark elves equipped (BOTH of them) with full sets of daedric armor.

Yes, that was one of the strangest dream I've ever had. Not "The Strangest", thougth (it was being trapped in some sort of cell with some other people, and yelling "DON'T WORRY, THE BUMP MAPPING WILL GET US OUT OF THERE SOON! DON'T WORRY!" all the time ^^U ).

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:06 am

...you try to calculate how many miles it really is from Lilmoth to Wayrest.

» Fri May 27, 2011 4:36 am

When you catch a glimpse of the sunset and briefly think it's an oblivion gate.
When you think you can safely swim while carrying 150 pounds of stuff.
When you start referring to your chemistry class as your alchemy class.
When you wonder how much your Speechcraft went up after giving an oral presentation.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:00 am

if someone makes you angry and you try to throw a flare at them. :flamethrower:

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:02 am

My latest real one,

Lying in bed one night I realized I knew the current date in Tamriel, but had lost track of the date in real ife!

How sad am I?

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:16 am

When you catch a glimpse of the sunset and briefly think it's an oblivion gate.

That happened to me once. I posted about it in an old topic.

... when you jump everywhere you go, believing you'll eventually jump higher.
... when you scare kids at your school with stories about Sithis and the DB.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:58 am

... when you scare kids at your school with stories about Sithis and the DB.

This counts double if you're the teacher :grad:

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:59 am

This counts double if you're the teacher :grad:

Of course, though I didn't think of that.

I'm guilty of it myself, but I'm merely a student. Would be nice if there was an Oblivion lesson every friday though.

» Fri May 27, 2011 4:03 am

If you'd take ~~a knife~~ Dawnfang to a gunfight.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:16 am

- When your Valentines card has a picture of your Oblivion character blowing a kiss.

- When you get into a fight with a blonde, long-haired dude mistaking he's the Adoring Fan.

- When you think that you can cast Night-Eye when you're in pitch-black vision in the woods.

- When you're trying to look for the smaller moon when you only see one.

Guilty to all of those.

» Fri May 27, 2011 1:58 pm

You've played Oblivion too long...

When you grab your Goggles of Night Eye for a night time hunt. Then you remember they're called "Night Vision Goggles".

When you look for your Daedric, Amber, Madness, Glass or other favorite Oblivion bow when Bow Hunting season begins.

When you try to cast Chameleon or Invisibility when a deer (or other animal you're hunting) looks right at you.

When you try to cast an area effect Fire Damage spell to melt the snow in your front yard.

When you see someone texting while driving and think "Oblivion take you!!!" and really mean it.

» Fri May 27, 2011 4:10 pm

you know you play too much oblivion when you dream of playing oblivion.

and you hum to the song when you start the game

and you can tell what a plant is when you look at it from a distance

B)

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:30 pm

you know you play too much oblivion when you dream of playing oblivion.

and you hum to the song when you start the game

and you can tell what a plant is when you look at it from a distance

B)

Guilty to all of those.

I am such an Oblivion nerd.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:27 am

I thought my life auto saved when I had my barmitzvah. (Back in Morrowind) Then after my party I was trying to find the load file in my game. God that pissed me off when I found out I couldn't relive my barmitzvah! D:

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:44 pm

You wake up in the Imperial Prison and start a real adventure in Tamriel. B) Then you go to sleep there and wake up back here on Earth only to realize that your grand adventure was only a dream. :shakehead:

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:06 am

When you kill someone and steal their clothes, so you can see them naked.

Not that I do that ingame, at all... :frog:

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:37 pm

You have a pet lizard named Hauls-Ropes-Faster.
You write volumes upon volumes of Oblivion-related material.
You think no one is ever really naked. They always wear a tan loincloth, and maybe a bra.
You wake up wondering where your Mythic Dawn robe is.
You see a crystal ball, and immediatley think 'Sigil Stone!!'.