You know you've played Oblivion for too long if... : IV - Oblivion

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:00 pm

You go hunting and kill a deer, then eat its meat without cooking it first.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:09 am

When you start thinking that you can pass time

When you knock a horse unconscious to store your bags.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:34 pm

when you think you could eat flowers or grass hoping to increase you alchemey

thats why every cow is a master of alchemey

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:19 am

When you get annoyed bacause you cant see a shaded eye when you crouch

When you try to pick up things and pput them into your huuuuuuuuuuggggggggggeeeeeeeeeee pockets

You start calling cats khajits and lizards argonians

When you try to Close shut the jaws of oblivion

You stay in a room without windows because you have the flu but your convinced its porphyrric hemophillia.

And finally when your on this forum

» Fri May 27, 2011 4:35 pm

When you pick a Mandrake Root and eat it, thinking it'll cure your cold, only to go to the hospital for eating a poisonus plant.

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:43 pm

When I start to make up my own missions on Oblivion and when I start thinking about if there really are Deadra/Demons!!! :blink:

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:23 am

When you stop in front of doors so the next room can load.......

When you put the number of septims earned when doing your taxes.

When you instantly right down everything some1 said in your journal.

You stop paying attention where you go cause of the compass at the bottom of your eyes will show you exactly where your destination is.

When a door is locked you try to auto unlock it.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:49 pm

When you as the waitor for a glass of Shadowbanish wine at the resturant. :lol:

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:38 pm

You walk up to a new cashier and think "now where the eff is that haggle button?"

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:40 am

think that haggling is easy as cake (which it isn't).

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:08 pm

Your playing FALLOUT 3 and get SUDDENLY killed by a bloatfly when your standing still happily taking its hits trying to level up your armor skill even though the leveling system is different from OBLIVION.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:40 am

You kill a person and think you can pay ?1000 to go free.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:18 am

When you see a weed off in the distance and walk over to see if it might be useful.

» Fri May 27, 2011 4:51 am

You've read dozens of these types of threads and still find them amusing.

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:23 pm

You match people you know with races found in oblivion.

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:14 am

When you don't understand why you can't store your claymore and armor in your underpants.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:39 am

you know you have been plaing oblivion to long....
when you get fired from work, lose your girlfriend, get all utillities cut off and evicted, because all your time has been envolved in playing a game.

» Fri May 27, 2011 12:27 pm

when you think about the proper enchantments to make your pen never run out of ink.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:06 am

When you plan your entire day around dungeon diving. You wake up and recite it:

"Ok, 8 am...I eat some breakfast, then head off to Darkfathom Cave to Sheogorath's shrine, god I love him...Damn, wait, will I have enough time to get back out before The Lonely Suitor stops the lunch call? Hmm...well, if I leave now...Shadow(mare) is pretty fast but knowing me I'll get sidetracked, and I can't miss lunch again today! Ok, scratch Darkfathom, I'll just go check out that ruined fort I passed yesterday, what was it...Anthill, or something, then close an Oblivion gate and be back in town to catch lunch. Then, I'll just go on over to Sheo's shrine and leave him an offering. I'll scoot on over to Howling Cave, I think that's full of Undead and I need to practice my Turn Undead spell, and that's my afternoon...Then, I'll head back around 8 or so, be back in town around 10, and have dinner and be home by 11...30...Then Ill read for a bit, then head out again at 2 am to get a light snack (I am a vampire, remember?) then be back home at 3 to sleep until 8. Yea, that sounds good...LET'S DO IT!"

I actually laid in bed one morning, looked at my homemade map of Cyrodill and planned an entire day of adventuring (of course I got sidetracked ALOT). It was so much fun, and I got alot of stuff done! xD

» Fri May 27, 2011 12:31 pm

When the music keeps rolling through your mind...on waking, before falling asleep....all day.

I actually *do* get some of the Oblivion town and explore music stuck in my head as I do my day-to-day things. Some Dragon Quest VIII tunes too, particularly when I'm playing either game heavily (especially Oblivion, sice I have some DQ8 and FFXII music in there, too).

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:48 am

When you look at a window and are surprised you can see outside.
You talk to random strangers and ask them the latest rumours.
Think a statue of a man holding a walking stick and has a beard is A shrine to Sheograth, so you leave some yarn and lettuce then wait to see if you hear his voice.
You are really good and something and say. "YES SKILL POINT UP!"
When you accomplish something great and say. "Awesome Level up!"

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:59 am

don't laugh but, when you hurt yourself and want to cast heal

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:33 am

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When this is blunt.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:52 am

When you think (After playing Oblivion for a couple of hours) "Wow, this is odd, I have to go to the bathroom.

When you walk around humming the opening song to the game.

When you hear rustling leaves and you stop and see if its a clannfear.

When you start interpreting the levels of you and your friends.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:51 am

and absently quoting in game dialogue,

"this is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!!!"
haha football practice, great times...