You know you've played Oblivion for too long if... : IV - Oblivion

» Fri May 27, 2011 2:40 pm

When after three years and over 900 hrs. of playtime, uh...well that's about it. Here is to 900 more! To tired to think of something cool to say.

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:19 am

When you get frustrated and shout "Oblivion take you!" at whatever (or whoever) you're mad at.

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:19 am

when your being pounded in by your older brother you wonder when your light armour is going to go up

» Fri May 27, 2011 2:55 pm

Not limited to Oblivion, but I've caught myself a few times thinking that I should quicksave before doing something.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:39 pm

More of an Xbox thing. When you walk around and swear you just heard the audio que for an Xbox Achievement (That happened to me... lots)

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:42 am

When you say "By the Nine!" when frustrated or surprised.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:34 am

Yea about 2 days ago i look some city on my map but i did not find Imperial City

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:45 am

When you and your friends act as if real life scenarios are a game.

-"I stole this candy bar when the clerk had his back turned."
"Nice, you didn't get a bounty?"
-"Nope, but I've got really high sneak."
"What's it at?"
-"90 something I think."
"Rockin."

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:49 am

I was with my girlfriend last night watching The [censored] Monologues, and throughout the play there was only or two actors on stage at once. Well, at the end of the play the whole stage crew rushed on the stage, and right then, through my mind went "Oh damn, my frames per second is going to get killed!" (My pc handles poorly when a lot of NPC's are on screen at once). I then realised what I had just thought and laughed at myself.

» Fri May 27, 2011 1:57 pm

Well, when my birthday arrived, I thought it is a new level..Not all because of Oblivion though..

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:56 am

When a burglar breaks into your house and you scream "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!" at them.

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:29 pm

When you go for months without bathing because you're used to your character not needing to bathe or use the bathroom in Oblivion.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:20 pm

I was with my girlfriend last night watching The [censored] Monologues, and throughout the play there was only or two actors on stage at once. Well, at the end of the play the whole stage crew rushed on the stage, and right then, through my mind went "Oh damn, my frames per second is going to get killed!" (My pc handles poorly when a lot of NPC's are on screen at once). I then realised what I had just thought and laughed at myself.

Why the hell is [censored] censored? I wonder if [censored] is censored

BETHESDA YOU COMMUNISTS!

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:01 am

Communists are awesome, so thanks for complimenting Bethseda!

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:09 pm

You know you've played Oblivion for too long if you start to find it impostible to talk to more than one person at a time

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:12 pm

You're worried about leaving things anywhere besides your own house because they might disappear.

... :blink:

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:44 am

You wont hold things from others, because you dont want to pay 1$ to the police officer.

Whenever you join a club of sorts, you take everything valuable in the building home.

You dont believe in paper money.

When you get hurt, you mash up and mix aloe vera leaves and deer meat in hopes of getting better.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:50 am

when you run a while and have to slow down after thinking "what my fatigue lowered??"

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:52 am

Why the hell is [censored] censored? I wonder if [censored] is censored

:whisper: It's a woman's naughty place.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:41 am

* Thinking before you go in a place where there may be trouble that maybe you should save first before entering.
* Seeing a potted plant and thinking it could be Nirnroot
* Noticing a short guy with yellow hair at the mall and thinking it's The Fan
* Saying "Shadow Hide You" when departing friends

» Fri May 27, 2011 1:12 pm

When you manage to convince somebody of something and assume it's because of your "speechcraft" skill.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:00 am

When you swim as far out to sea as you can, fully clothed, just to see where the limit is.

When you go into random ruins and kill everything inside...

..or is that just me?

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:27 am

when my son calles me by one of my chars names!

» Fri May 27, 2011 2:01 pm

Does this include Shivering Isles as 'mI having trouble getting rid off these rather (ahem)..Dark Seducer & Golden Saint warriors. It makes it worse now that they've become escorts....well!!

» Fri May 27, 2011 4:55 am

When a burglar breaks into your house and you scream "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!" at them.

It'd be even better if you say: "BY THE GODS, CAN'T A MAN/WOMAN HAVE A MINUTE FOR HIM/HERSELF? GET OUT OF HERE!", (or similar).