1. You try and replicate S.M.A.R.T by attempting to vault over a railing.. but fail spectacularly.

2. Its your girlfriends birthday and all you can think about is rescuing Nechayev.

3. Shouting 'Capturing an enemy command post' while sitting on the toilet taking a huge [censored]


You know how this works people, keep them coming... i thought this forum could do with a little lighthearted fun =)

4. You want to change your body type in real life.

Good thread btw, and I loved the 3rd one ;D

- You've already maxed out your 10 characters
- When you see someone lying down you distinctively trying to steal their clothes and look like them
- You try and firewall your computer and epically fail

-you attempt to do SMART in Real life...and your a Heavy(fatty) body type.
-you tell everyone what you are going to do because it is the primary objective

1.When you begin to have night mares involving the 'Be more Objective' challenge
2.When your girl friend asks you to walk her to her car, and you shout, 'i'll take point'.
3.When you try to hack your best friends computer using your Iphone, PDA, or HTC.

- when your friends don't show up at the correct time and place, you blame it on SD.
- when you're playing tag with your friends, you're never 'it' because there is no such thing as one hit tag.

You hold Shift down attempting to SMART over things.

Seriously, I was just shown the APB Reloaded Beta. A few missions in, I tried to SMART over a ledge.

- You don't pay attention when filling out a job application form

Previous Employer - The Resistance
Location - The ARK
Job Description - Engineer
Reason for leaving - Security Won

You make a sub-par game.

You try to help someone and end up running in a circle for ten seconds.

You get soap in your eye and everything looks muddy for a half a minute.

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You try to double wall hop and just face plant in real life.

You desperately watch loading bars thinking your going to get XP when it's full.

You try to blow something up in sweat pants and trash bag sleeves.

-When you gotta meet your in-laws at their house you're afraid of being shot down by auto turrets.

...you check XBox Live every 20 minutes, hoping the patch has arrived...................... :sadvaultboy:

-when you spray deodorant on your tv/radio in hope of getting rid of that Justin Bieber hackbox.

When the sound of aerosols spraying makes you want to pummel something to [censored] death!

When you jump off a cliff and try to slide at the bottom to avoid getting hurt.

the patch will only be released when Microsoft confirms it and says 'it's all right'.

when you hit the S.M.A.R.T button in Bad Company 2 and kill yourself with a grenade.

WOW

I [censored] lol'd, good one. :thumbsup:

• When you have the overwhelming urge to jab yourself in the chest with sharp objects; with the strangest feeling that it's a good idea, and for some reason will improve your longevity...

You know you've played too much Brink when....

- you throw caltrop grenades in front of all the police stations in the city.... ( i did this before brink came out)

-you get especially mad that theres NO WOMEN at the party, hahahaha....( the ark is one giant floating sausage fest )

-you run around stabbing fat people with adrenaline/ speedbooster hoping they'll run faster.... ( dont tell me its a glandular problem chub-roc )

-you randomly hack into local wiifi hubs with your cel-phone for no reason, mwahahah !!.... ( man, there are alot of people looking at porm in here )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuEIQ1JKL54

But mine?

...your SMART skill decreases even though you're a Light body type, because you're spending too much time playing Brink instead of training.
...you keep thinking "I could still headshot you like that" when watching your friends doing freerunning moves.

You point your iPhone at people whose clothes you like.

When filling your pockets of all your stuff you need for the day, you look around and wonder what rank you need to be to take out that uber retro CD Walkman.

You walk past construction sites with the need to shout "I'll stop them building the Side Stairs!"

-You slide tackle into your friend thinking he's trying to shoot you
-You get mad that you can't look in third person whenever you're doing something
- When setting a stopwatch for your iPhone you press 50 different buttons hoping that you'll get 40:00 secs
-When someone opens a can of soda you stare at them thinking they've just planted a mine
-You go to your computer to change classes to spot the mine all while shouting "ON MA WEY TO AR CUMMEND POST!!!"
-You wonder why your phone doesn't have a comms hack app
-When you see a bottle you want to set it on fire and throw it
-When you fall on the ground you feel the need to sing the Brink theme
-You follow cars around to repair them when they get shot
-You think you can walk over glass just because you walk slowly
-You flatten bottles of water to wear them as sandals
-You think getting the Glasgow smile will make you look like a badass
-You see an Asian and pray to God he has a Jamaican accent

u play cod zombies and try and S.M.A.R.T around them and they windmill attack u to death.
u go to a sports carnival in a ghillie suit and try and do parkour while holding a nerf gun

Nearly peed my pants.
-When you tell your family that you haven't been gone for 3 days. Instead you have been in your room wall hoping your way to glory.

- You try and explain the new Face Tattoo too your parents