You know you've played too much Elder Scrolls when ... : V - Skyrim

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:04 am

You know you've played too much Elder Scrolls when you act like your swinging a sword trying to get your dog away from you.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:19 pm

apparently you've played too much skyrim when your frame rate starts to drop progressively until its no longer playable (ps3)

As someone who plays on the PS3, ^THIS^

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:16 am

You know you've played too much when you feel like a superhero because you discovered The Elder Scrolls way before everyone else who is now playing Skyrim.

(Seriously, EVERYONE I know is playing it. Friends, teachers, family members. Everyone is amazed with this game that takes 250 hours to beat)

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:36 am

you know youve played too much skyrim when you dream youre in the world of skyrim and then wake up, wanting to play it. also,
you know youve played too much skyrim when you wish you could fast travel into town, or to work. and you know when youve played too much skyrim when
you talk about it alot to other people, or think about something you need to do on it.. o.o lmao.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:35 pm

You put buckets on Tesco staff to steal things

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:45 am

True story:

I told my six-year-old today to pick up his legos and he filled his hands to take some to the other room and then said: "My inventory's full."

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:29 am

...when you refer to your two favorite chef knives at work as the Blade of Woe and Mehrunes' Razor.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:58 pm

when you see the sneaking eye detection symbol everywhere.... 0_0

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:47 am

You put buckets on Tesco staff to steal things

:rofl: Cheese for you! :laugh:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:26 am

When you see a dog and think "oooh 4 leather strips! 4 more iron daggers!"

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:57 pm

When you (or me ) pick your daddy's hammer and smash it on your mom's knife

I just repairing your knife! :hubbahubba:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:20 pm

Referring to dollars as "gold" is something i've accidently done a few times lately.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:21 am

You know you've played too much Skyrim (and The Witcher 2) when every time you see an herb or flower you have to resist the urge to harvest and taste test it for use in alchemy.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:32 pm

You know you've played too much Skyrim when you get into the habit of walking quietly, close to the walls.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:39 pm

When You played too much Skyrim....

Hear the airplane's sound [try to find something on your back] "Where's my bow?"

poke people around and says "rumor?" "rumor?" "rumor?"

"where's the menu?"

*shout* CHEESE BRAIN!!!!

*shout* FUS ROH DAH!!!!

says "Whiterun" to a taxi driver...

put a bucket on the shopkeeper's head!

[you got hurt] Heal! HEAL?! HEAL?!! HELP!! I can't heal! I can't heal!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:53 pm

You've been playing too long:

When stepping outside your real life front door it takes a few minutes for your eyes to adjust and you think to yourself: "Skyrim's sky is better.".

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:35 am

When I assume that no one can see me because I am crouching.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:10 pm

When you make one of these threads so soon. :lol:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:35 am

When someone complains that it's cold, and another person says that they're not feezing at all. After which you tell him that he is a Nord with 50% cold resistance.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:26 am

When you say to someone who stole something from you: "You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people, what do you say in your defense?".

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:48 am

When i asked my brother what day we were. He didn't know either xD

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:03 am

...when you are woken up at 3am (one hour after finally stopping playing Skyrim and going to bed) by 3 week old baby you ask you wife if she has got enough mats to make him some Heavy Orcish armour...

People at work think I'm tired because of my newborn - lol actually it's Skyrim

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:21 pm

When your graphic card got too much heat and you smell something burning in your CPU. :sad:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:15 am

You know you've played too much Skyrim when you see objective markers on doors and people :tongue:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:08 am

When you start getting bullied and you scream FUS ROH DAHH