You know you've played too much Elder Scrolls when ... : V

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:27 am

I thought this would be a really interesting idea for everyone. It's probably been done a thousand times but I have not come across it yet. I want you each to put in your post "You know you've played too much Elder Scrolls when ... " and then add your own personal experiences. I'll start it off with one of mine.

You know you've played too much Elder Scrolls when you almost slip up and say "coin" instead of money in a real conversation"

I was talking to a friend and he wanted to go grab some food and I almost said " I don't have any coin sorry". Haha.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:37 pm

When you try to save before going to work/school.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:41 am

You picture things you have to do in real life as quests in your head. For example, school is one big main quest, and lessons are misc quests.

Oh, and I've imagined what the Clarivoyance spell looks like when I'm walking somewhere.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:55 pm

You know you have played too much Elder scroll's when your friend dies and you tell his mother "dont worry, just reload a save".

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:07 am

When you talk to everyone else like they've played the game :rofl:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:06 am

you see some kids playing tag, try and join in but then get in trouble when someone calls the police on you for harassing kids

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:31 am

You know you've played too much Elder Scrolls when you order duck in a restaurant, and the first thing you think when your plate arrives is, "Gee, I haven't seen duck in Skyrim. Only Pheasant."

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:17 pm

I was sitting down eating with my girlfriend and looked up at her and thought, "I would shorten that nose length and maybe raise the eyebrows a little."

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:52 am

I was sitting down eating with my girlfriend and looked up at her and thought, "I would shorten that nose length and maybe raise the eyebrows a little."

I will give you ￡10 to say that to her face LOL

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:56 am

When you actually think about getting the soundtrack or those long car trips.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:26 am

When you screw something up in real life and try to load a previous save or when skyrim finds its way into your dream which happened a few times before the game came out to me, and i dreamed i was playing fallout nv almost once a week before it came out last year, then i would wake up and realize i still had a few more weeks to wait, that made me sad.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:52 am

When I try eating some "unknown" shrooms and flowers in my backyard to learn their effects, but my alchemy skill aint goes up at all.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:42 pm

When you're about to steal some food out of a friends refridgerator and you can just hear the words "stop right there criminal scum" playing through your head.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:41 am

When you get sick and ask for bird feathers.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:30 am

You know play TESV too much when you try to paralyze the mailman for getting in your mailbox thinking he's a thief.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:08 pm

You know play TESV too much when you try to paralyze the mailman for getting in your mailbox thinking he's a thief.

:angry:
lol.

Edit: Doh! I read your signature thinking it was part of your post xD

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:55 pm

You know you play too much TES when you walk up to strangers on the street, stare them in the face and poke them in order to start a conversation.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:20 pm

apparently you've played too much skyrim when your frame rate starts to drop progressively until its no longer playable (ps3)

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:46 pm

You know you play to much Skyrim when you yell at your brother and expect him to go flying across the room.

(Almost)True Story

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:49 pm

When you find yourself, exhausted after work, standing in a 10-deep line at the grocery store on Thanksgiving Eve, and you shout

FUS-RO-DAH!

in the off chance it might clear the way......

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:20 am

When you constantly expect people to ask about your sweet roll.

I wish I had a sweet roll.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:35 pm

When your driving at night and you think that knocked over trash can is a skeever.. Yeah I laughed my ass of at that one.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:05 am

when your wife wakes you up in the middle of the night and tells you to stop using her arm as a bow.... :blink:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:37 am

When you try to load a part of life. I seriously thought to myself " Oh wait I CAN LOAD BACK!"

When you dream about skyrim and in your dreams you get the quest text popup "go to the next thing" these have happenede to me..

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:28 am

You know you play too much TES when you walk up to strangers on the street, stare them in the face and poke them in order to start a conversation.

Well try it, it really does start a conversation irl, it might not be a pleasant one, but it works.