...when you're struggling to carry water softener salt inside and wish you had a potion of feather.

...when you vacation at the beach and decide to improve your blade skill and kill mudcrabs.

...when you're parents are mad at you and you wish you had a charm spell.

...when you're fluent in written deadric.

...when everyone's gone to bed for the night, you sneak around your own house.

...when someone asks you who you're closest mentor(s) is/are, and you say Lucien Lachance and Vicente Valtieri.

...when asked what career field you would like to pursue, you say the Listener of the Dark Brotherhood.

...when you're at a job interview and the employer asks you what skills you have that would make you the person for the job, you say "I'm a master of Alchemy, Conjuration, and Illusion. I also have extensive experience with Light Armor and Bladed weapons. In addition, I saved the province of Tamriel at age 14 and foiled a Daedric invasion plotted by Mankar Camoran"

...when asked if you're religious, you reply "Of course! I pray to Sithis every day."

...when you get into a fist fight at school and you expect the battle music to start playing.

...and when the principal breaks up the fight, he says"come into my office, I need to have a word with you two." but you hear "You should have paid the fine!"

...when you as a police officer meet a known criminal and say; You. I′ve seen your kind before, you′ve got blood on your hands. Keep your blade shethed you murdering bastard or I′ll put you down myself

...when you know that sentence by heart

when someone is hyper and you think they are high on skooma.......

when you hang up some onions incase of a vampire
when you go to a dark cave with your friends, you automatically try too cast a nighteye spell...
when you get caught stealing, a policeman comes up to you and you expect a list of options
when you put on trousers you automatically expect it to turn into a skirt....
when you mess your room up you automatically expect it to go into a loot bag...
when you go to someones house you try to go to sleep, it says you cant sleep here
when your about to be attacked you expect to hear battlemusic...

... when you′re on your motorbike and thinks it′s a bit cold and try to remember how to cast that weak firespell on self for 1 sec

-When you're having a conversation and desperately start looking for the pinwheel.

-When you're surprised that a dropped paintbrush hits the ground.

-When you start following someone you admire, offering them backrubs.

-When you see a child and yell "HAAAAAAAAAAAX".

...And don′t understand why it′s not possible to just pay the fine when the local "guards" say you will spend the night in jail for offering that

...when you think you can improve your car to 125% of when it was new with a simple hammer

...when you notice that hair and beards actually grow as time goes by

..when you dream about playing the game

-someone wants to fight you but you want to raise your hand to hand skill first
-you jump around your room expecting to become a master of acrobatics

I cannot remember if I've posted here so I'll just say that I've always resisted the urge to say "Capital!" bliviongate:

:lol: ...guilty

You know you've played oblivion way too much if you think every plant is a nirnroot.....

you look at anything mechanical and think "those dwemer sure were inventive"

you know most daedric letters (i know all but a few)

you ask your freinds if they have any quests available

you look at all the abandoned mines on the coast of whales and wish you could explore them for loot (guilty)

Watching Sanctuary, you recognize the Daedric font used for the vampire language, and you pretty much can read it. Thats when.

-When it's early in the morning and you're making a sandwich to take to work you greet the mayonnaise with "Blessings of Stendarr upon ye"

... when you talk to a local bum and expect to hear the sound of a coin, and later check your wallet to see how many are still left

...You play another game and start trying to jump everywhere to increase acrobatics.
thats not a joke, I actually have done that

this bliviongate:

A real one -

When you can close your eyes and visualize the entire route between any city and any other city - the hills and valleys, the trees and rocks along the way, everything.

when you have 2 pieces of paper about the same thing, you read them both over twice and then throw something valuable on the floor, expecting it to multiply

...you're bored in school, staring at a wall, and you think: "That's strange; I've never seen that texture before."

...when you expect your fridge to respawn its contents after three days, but then realise it′s a safe container

...when you use the phrase "By the Nine!" (guilty)

...when you sign up for LARPing because you want to whack stuff with swords IRL. (guilty)

...when you put a label with the word "SKOOMA" on the punch bowl to a party you're hosting, and make the punch extra strong. (guilty)

...when you practice sneaking from the school entrance to the classroom without being detected, until the point when you accomplish it. (guilty and succeeded)

...when you always have the back thought "will I get aggro for taking this?" when you pick something up. (guilty)

...and when you wish you lived in an English speaking country, so you could use phrases from the game without translating them. (yup, guilty)

Haha! Guilty! I had one person last year who managed to look like a Bosmer! And my friend has the same skin color and hair color as an Altmer!