You know you′ve played too much Oblivion when... : IV - Oblivion

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:33 pm

Am I sad? I actually do that at times. Normally at work.

No. I do it all the time as well

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:03 pm

When you spot a burglar coming out of someones home and you say 'you're a sneaky looking sort!' to him...

What the hell?

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:28 pm

When you wonder where all the elves are... (haha) Seen any elves?

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:42 pm

When you say "Hallo, s?n av Skyrim" which translates too "Greetings, son of Skyrim" too you neighbors.

When you wonder why people are saying Norway and not Skyrim.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:37 am

When you wish you had night-eye for late night bathroom visits.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:49 am

Just last week while I had that cold I would have given my right arm for a cure disease potion.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:50 pm

............ when you try to use Telekinesis to get the TV's remote.

............ when you're scared that an Oblivion Gate my open infront of your house.

............ when you expect 6 hours to pass almost instantly just by "waiting".

............ when you're trying to carry something really heavy and wish you had a feather spell.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:34 pm

When you think Michael Jackson was a Vampire/Redguard crossbreed

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When you think your cat looks like a khajiit
When you accidently start calling northern europe skyrim.
When you go up to someone who is j-walking and say "Stop! You have violated the law!"
When you think Rick Astley sounds like the adoring fan.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:16 am

When you start a new game and just walk right through the intro and basically already have a plan for what your'e gonna do.
You know where to find every weapon or w/e it is that you want and you don't really even have to think as you are doing all these
things and completing quests you've already done many times before. I was at this point 2 yrs ago and have not played the game
since, but now I think I will take another walk through Morrowind and Oblivion before that special day comes.

11.11.11

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:08 pm

When, you start having the same characteristics as your Character and, by effect, act exactly like them.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:25 am

This thread is now officially Serious Thread :unsure: I had a really fuzzy dream last night, but I do remember one part where I was firing Destruction spells at some unknown, cloaked individual, who morphed into a will-o-wisp and turned invisible, but it didn't matter, because I had Detect Life, and he just turned into a glowing pink puffball of mystic goodness.

Yeah, I *am* playing too much Oblivion. :blush: :teehee:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:21 am

Wow really? Well who can blame you. After all it is one Epic game

When you talk about your character, but use their name and everyone thinks they are a real person.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:48 am

You discover a months old note on your mantle explaining that your significant other has abandoned you for someone more "earthbound", departing with the kids for parts unknown. Whether this is a good thing or not depends on the significant other and kids in question... and how many of your favorite mods have pending major updates.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:22 pm

You discover a months old note on your mantle explaining that your significant other has abandoned you for someone more "earthbound", departing with the kids for parts unknown. Whether this is a good thing or not depends on the significant other and kids in question... and how many of your favorite mods have pending major updates.

Ehm... I really don′t hope this has happened :mellow:

...when guys at work talk about sport and you think about throwing a Silence spell on them

...when you automatically think "ByAzuraByAzuraByAzura!" whenever a hot chick passes by

...when you plan on travel to another part of the map, not another part of the country

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:55 am

When a fight is about to break out and you can't find a Calm spell in your Spellbook.

When you wish you had a basic Fireball Spell to light the BBQ with.

When you wish you had a detect life spell when your partner sneaks up behind you.

When you start looking through your wardrobe for your shopping Robes.

When you actually start to grind flowers up to brew potions.

When you start calling Coffee a Restore Fatigue Potion (I've actually done that.)

When you start walking around crouched down.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:21 am

When someone brings up a conversation about Nordic cultures in Scandinavia and such you immediately think of TES Nords. My bad. =/

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:54 pm

...when you wonder where all the mushroom trees with their delicious greenmote have gone.

...when you see a large beetle and think, "hmm, that looks like a very small elytra..."

...when you say, "Madgod's blessings" instead of "God bless you."

Ehm... I really don′t hope this has happened :mellow:

...when guys at work talk about sport and you think about throwing a Silence spell on them

...when you automatically think "ByAzuraByAzuraByAzura!" whenever a hot chick passes by

...when you plan on travel to another part of the map, not another part of the country

:rofl:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:29 am

When wheres Wally becomes more than just a search..

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:57 am

You forget to pay your taxes.....

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:35 pm

You forget to pay your taxes.....

ooh, I hope that didn't really happen...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:14 am

When you accidently bite your loved one on the neck.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:09 pm

When you accidently bite your loved one on the neck.

And what does it mean when you bite them on purpose? :whistling:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:34 am

... when someone comes up to you with an attitude and you don′t understand why the Summon Clannfear doesn′t work

... when you try to check your Magic Effects page to see if that is because you have a Silence spell effect on you

... when the guy backs away from you with fear in his eyes because you loudly curse the Nine Divines/Daedra Lords for failing on you

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:42 am

... when someone comes up to you with an attitude and you don′t understand why the Summon Clannfear doesn′t work

... when you try to check your Magic Effects page to see if that is because you have a Silence spell effect on you

... when the guy backs away from you with fear in his eyes because you loudly curse the Nine Divines/Daedra Lords for failing on you

That happened Mirocu?

When you fail a Starlight Spell while going to the toilet at night.

When Heal Minor Wounds doesn't work on your childs scraqed knee.

When Detect Life doesn't tell you where the cats are.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:28 am

Cut my hand today at work and just wished that I had an health potion.