You know you′ve played too much Oblivion when... : IV

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:19 am

... you expect a loading screen when opening your front door

... you comment on the nice graphics during a beautiful sunset

... you try to click on your bed when going to sleep

Your turn

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:33 am

When I was sat in my local shopping centre waiting for my girlfriend, and looking around at the other people and wondering to myself what race they could be.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:38 am

When your children are called City-Swimmer and Jiggylag

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:27 pm

When you screw something up and try to reload a save.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:35 am

when you walk silently and zoom in on people... (marksman mode)

when you think that extensive walking will get +1 in athletics today.

when you do your english test and random game images disrupt your concentration.

when you wish you had a lock pick and 20 points in security.

When you wish for healing potions.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:15 am

When your sister takes a DVD from your bedroom, you step out from behind the door and go: 'Stop right there Criminal Scum!'

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:01 am

When your sister takes a DVD from your bedroom, you step out from behind the door and go: 'Stop right there Criminal Scum!'

Poor sister :rofl:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:06 am

it was worth it. She jumped like a jack-in-the-box

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:45 am

when you walk silently and zoom in on people... (marksman mode)

Guilty. Although I tend to just sneak up on people. What I'd give to have a Detect Life App on my phone. :lol:

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:31 am

When you have so many mods you can't remember how the base game played.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:38 am

When you can enter an Ayleid ruin, perform a power attack, and know a bandit you have not seen or heard yet will run into the blow every single time.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:19 am

... you try to coerce, boast, admire and joke to make someone like you and get surprised when it doesn′t work

... you try to adjust volume when the birds are singing too loud outside your bedroom window an early morning

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:09 am

... you walk past a flower garden and wonder what potions you can make

... stuck in traffic and want to "Fast Travel"

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:21 am

When you try to bribe the shopkeer of the school tuck shop...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:29 pm

When you are surprised that your sweatshirt doesn't magically transform into a dress when your girlfriend puts it on.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:06 am

When you buy clothes that are expensive and wonder why they haven't got any enchants.

When you kill little insects and wonder how good there soul will be.

When you walk out of the door and wonder where your mighty steed is.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:47 pm

... you expect a loading screen when opening your front door

... you comment on the nice graphics during a beautiful sunset

... you try to click on your bed when going to sleep

Your turn

I just read these again, they crack me up!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:44 am

...when you think that just by opening a book, you will have gained all the knowledge within it without having truly read it.

...when you're admiring daggers and swords in a shop and wondering how many hit-points they have.

...when sayings like, "By the Madgod!" or "Speak, madman/madwoman" make it into your regular speech.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:13 pm

....you ask people if they know a 'brother Martin'

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:46 pm

You think buying a car is a waste of money because it won't increase your Atheletics skill.

You think you can defend youself with a sword by imitating the combat animations.

When asked which country is located north of your country, you say Skyrim.

You wonder why Romans have similar names to Imperials.

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:18 pm

You walk up to everyone, magically know their name, and just shout "Rumors" in hopes of finding treasure.
If you became a cop just to call people Criminal Scum
You go into Wal-Mart and say how Jensine said she has the best prices in all of Tamriel, and what they plan to do about it.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:42 am

You start saying "By the Gods/By the Nine (Divines)!" Instead of "Oh my god/gosh!"

When you run down a street shouting "PICKPOCKET! PICKPOCKET! GUAAAARD YOUR PURSEEES!"

You find yourself singing "Flyyyyyyin......Flyyyyyyyyyyinnnn in the skyyyyy" under your breath.

You jump up and down repeatedly on the spot to increase your acrobatics.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:51 am

You start saying "By the Gods/By the Nine (Divines)!" Instead of "Oh my god/gosh!"

Am I sad? I actually do that at times. Normally at work.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:40 am

When you spot a burglar coming out of someones home and you say 'you're a sneaky looking sort!' to him...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:03 pm

When somebody teach you something, you ask them to teach it four more times.