Fod hin reun ta dovah
"when you roar in dragon"

taken from peices of the dragon chant.

- When you name your dog Farkas / Aela (or even Stump)

- When you start writing the next volume of the "Lusty Argonian Maid"

- When your pet lizard dies and you stand there looking at it waiting for something to happen and then your older sibling smacks you in the back of the head. "Go bury it in the backyard."

You all need help.

You have the skyrim theme song as your alarm clock to wake you up, then you get on the bus to school and listen to it on your iphone. Love it so much <3.

Ps: When in game does the theme song play?

When you start hearing Dragon noises outside your house. I'm completely serious. Those big lizards are spying on me. D<

When you're watching Dragon Ball Z and want to save before they enter a fight. Yes, my life is exciting and very mature.

When your friend is in critical condition in the hospital but you say, "Nah, he'll be OK till I get there, where he will either magically get better or tell me inspiring words and die. In the mean time, I think there was something about a haunted house I had to get to."
When you expect women to want to marry you after showing a very vague amount of interest.

When you make threads like this 4 days after release.

when you wish you had gotten that perk to decapatate a jerk at school

when you try to fus your brother away

when you cant go to sleep afraid of a dragon attack

when people start worring about you when you're trying to cast destruction magic

when you swear you saw an ice troll, in a croud of people

when you get afraid of old people and there super shouts and thier strange gray beards

when your other games have a layer of dust an inch thick

when youve lost 50 pounds by not eating

when all you long for in the morning is some mead

when you wish you had a horned helmet

when all your friends cant stop humming the dovakin song but none of them have the game

when you try to move your own wieght slider

when you expect books to be 14 pages long

when you say "back in my day we use to have levitation spells"

when the only grade you think about is your "A" in dragon slaying

when you live in a shack in the mountains alone to feel more immersed

when applying for a job application, you put down dovakiin

when you try to intimidate people with how many shouts you know

when you get pulled over and you tell the cop "i resist arrest" and drive off

when you think skyrim is the real world and this ones a dream

when you start talking like M'iaq the Liar

when you use your characters race when itroducing your self

when you try to merge your pants and shirt into one item

when you try to use a quill instead of a pen to write

when you try to correct your history teacher using elderscrolls lore

when your convinced the school food is troll fat

when you try to slow down time with your voice

when you hold your hands out in front of you constintly

when you try to reload your last save in real life

when you try to buy a house for 5000 dollars

when you start speaking fluint dragon language

when you get in a fight at school over rebels vs imperials

when you put to many replys

i dont know, i havent done anything else since its out.

Play too much when I see a plant and say it's a nirnroot

Play too much when I see logs I think of Skyrim

PLay too much I scream out Shouts During class

During a thunder storm you go out and shout "LOK VAH KOOR" to make it stop.

When you bring the game map with you to taco bell

You wake up two hours early to play before school and are still an hour and a half late. You then proceed to give you teacher a note that reads "My son Dovahkiin was killing dragons and is therefore late to school, busy morning"... Clearly in your handwriting.

I got the Imperial City history confused with the Roman Empire history... I got a D...

lol it was really windy here last night, and the dragon was my first thought.

I've had this song in my head for days, it's there when i go to sleep and when i wake up. The only cure for it is to play Skyrim.

I SAW M'AIQ THE LIAR lmao

Haha

it svcks doesn't it

When you walk past a big black curved wall and fully expect to find another word. This happened to me last night walking back from a concert in atlanta

When you hear the Night Mother in your sleep.....we know..

"You Know You've Played Too Much Skyrim When..... "

...When i make a pause to go out to buy a pack of cigarretes, and when i came i have a small note from my wife , in a paper on my keyboard telling me that if i don't play less time, she leave me...! :whistling:

you can't post here because you are busy playing skyrim