You tear off tiny pieces of duct tape and call each one adhesive.

when u start collecting armor to equip it on settlers

When you see filing cabinets and fridges out for hard rubbish collection and want to go loot them for ammo.

That plus dreaming about [censored] supply lines all night for a week.
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when your boss at work is talking and you think "Shut up Preston".

When you serve barbecued cockroaches at your next dinner party.

When I stop playing and do other stuff around the house, it feels like someone is following me, and I half expect when I turn around Codsworth/Dogmeat/etc to be blocking the doorway or hall.

Really weird feeling.

Your game time is 3 days 22 hours and 2 minutes and you haven't even done reunions yet.

Friend zoned?

You get hurt and you just know you need a ribeye steak and a bottle of water so you can feel better.

Helicopter flying by, brain auto translate to vertibird and I expected an explosion

DOSbox?

Maybe she likes that [censored]

I keep looking over my shoulder for raiders and super mutants when I'm in an urban setting.

downing a whole bottle of vodka in hoping it will raise your charisma enough to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.

Saw a pile highway hats and junk on the side of the road, snapped a pic, sent to my buddy and said, must.... Turn...garbage... Into... Settlement.....

I do that all the time and it never works

When spend all niget questing and scavenging and building, then go to sleep and wake up 1 hour later at 7AM because you need to go to work and you wonder why you're not fully refreshed.

You can't get the atom bomb song out of your head!

Waking up next to my wife each morning and wondering where my perk is.

Standing in front of a toilet and having to remind myself "Am I here to pee or to drink?"

Watching a kid use an asthma inhaler and thinking "That kids is way too young to be doing drugs".

and whatever you say doesn't change what they are going to say back.