You know you're playing too much Fallout 3 when... : Fallout 3

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:39 am

calling a co-worker, the overseer (he is a guy who thinks he knows everything about logistics) :goodjob: , happend to me earlier this week (i started out with calling him the warehouse manager and supervisor and stuff)

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:58 pm

if someone is looking at you, you get an overpowering urge to say "You lookin' at me? You better point those peepers somewhere else!" Or if they ask you what's going on, you tell them "Two things. Jack and sh1t"...

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:47 pm

if someone is looking at you, you get an overpowering urge to say "You lookin' at me? You better point those peepers somewhere else!" Or if they ask you what's going on, you tell them "Two things. Jack and sh1t"...

when you wonder how much speech skill you will need to ask to borrow something from your friend

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:07 am

When I start dropping the "F" bomb out in public because I've been hanging around Uncle Jericho too much.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:16 pm

When you're sitting in a a classroom during a test and look up to see a...FRAG MINE!??!? oh its a smoke detector(guilty)

When your someone asks about the ecomomy you answer:"not too good, were being run by a pycopathic talking computer!"

after you beat a wimp kid and school you try and take their ear

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:51 pm

You're standing in line at the movies/store/game and wish you had Grim Reaper's Sprint.

Your mom catches you practicing Paralyzing Palm, if you know what I mean.

You think the neighbour's dog looks more like a molerat.

You speed through playground zones because you know that children can't die.

You worry that your microwave is ghoulifying you.

Whenever you step on an insect, you swear you can hear a cash-register sound.

and...

You think Malcolm McDowell is the U.S. President.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:33 pm

... when you come up with what you think your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats would be.

I'm thinking mine are:

S: 4
P: 7
E: 6
C: 6
I: 8
A: 8
L: 5

S:10
p:10
E:10
C:10
I:10
A:10
L:10
Speling:-3

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:39 am

When you have had little sleep for days and call in sick to work to play FO3 ... ok ok so I am guilty

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:30 am

When you are playing other FPS games and wonder what you look like in 3rd person.
Did it in COD4 and killed myself with a grenade because the camera control in FO3 is the L2 button and unfortunately the L2 button in COD4 is the 'throw grenade' button.
Took me a while to get used to it.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:23 pm

...when you think if you hand someone an empty pop bottle, they won't mind if you take their stuff.

...when you think killing old men will make you a hero.

...when you think strange looking needles will heal your damaged limbs.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:37 am

When your laid off of work so, while you wait to go back to school, you do nothing but play Fallout all day and when that gets boring you spend the rest of the day browsing Fallout forums, during which the most stressful things that happens to you is wondering weather or not you're writing a run-on sentence, then when your girlfriend gets home from work you try to act like you've done something productive with your day, assuming that she will not be impressed with the number of followers that you've managed to aquire.

GUILTY.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:51 am

...when you get seperated from your friend at the mall and rather than go back and look for them, just think to yourself, "Eh, when I leave, they'll glitch back to me."

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:44 pm

When you get pissed at the suv in front of you cause it's called an Enclave.

Awesome.

...When you close your eyes and you see that XP leveling up bar. (Guilty)

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:53 am

...when you start trying to salvage scrap metal and fission batteries out of your TV.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:40 pm

..when you grab a controller and push the VATS button at your girlfriend just to get her to "Please continue, my good sir.!"

Edit: Man, the censors are funny, ha!

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:40 am

You think about "saving your game" in real life before you do something.

You avoid puddles because they give off rad poisoning

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:16 am

I toke out my phone and yelled at my feiend"my pip-boy wont turn on!!!"i started laughing then wlked away slowly :shakehead:

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:43 pm

you know you r playing too much fallout when:

- you bust out a bobby pin and a screwdriver evertime u see a locked door.
-you put on an old colonial wig before you take a test to boost ur intelligence.
-u r playing an fps and try to go into vats mode (guilty)
-u r playing an fps and try to loot every corpse u kill (guilty)
-u r playing an fps and hold the grenade button down for 20 seconds so that it will go farther, only to have it blow up in your face.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:01 pm

when you start paying bottle caps as money instead of real money.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:10 pm

When you imagine what your town would look like post nuke.

When you go to the store and ask to trade scape metal and wonderglue for a new video game.

When you try to open your wallet hoping a 20 has respawned in it.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:46 pm

when u wish u had master trader and 100 in barter in real life.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:32 pm

You think about "saving your game" in real life before you do something

Guilty.

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:42 am

when you start thinking kids are calling you a mungo

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:38 am

I actually saw dreams of this game for the whole god-damn night. It was very annoying.

Back to FO3..

» Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:56 am

You think about "saving your game" in real life before you do something.

I actually do this in real life