You know you're playing too much Fallout 3 when ;

You break your leg and check your pip-boy (watch) for stimpaks to heal it.

You try saving people in swimming pools because they will get ghoulified

You run around outside trying to skewer a squirrel on a stick

You try to dig a vault for yourself

same here lol
i also was in my biology class and i was looking around and i saw a first aid kit on the wall
'oh thank god!' i said aloud
in my last save file i was low on health
im sad
most of the things that have been said i have done

...when you play FO3 so much that you decided it would be a good thing to give it up for Lent (40 days and 40 nights) but still hang around the forums to post about it. (GUILTY)

When you get up to take a leak & wonder if Dogmeat needs to go out

You know you play too much Fo3 when....

You pick up a sledgehammer to squash a bug.
You refer to steriods as "Buffout"
You stop drinking water

when while living under a rock in an [undisclosed] third world terrorist nation, and you start to compair insurgents to raiders
when you look at your radio and leave it because the damn thing doesn't work anyway
when you forget that the APC does provide adequate cover
when coming off patrol you fight for the controller
when you wish you could bring 30-50 odd grenades, all your collected weapons, and every round of ammunition you have (PS3 version, no mods)
when you start wondering whether you can actually trade bottlecaps for ammo
when you start wearing a lucky bandana and sunglasses in real life because you think it increases your Perception
when while under active engagement, a buddy asks how much more worried you'ld be if they were super muties.

done now, Hoo-YAH

you 're searching for the GNR signal in your car 's radio,in order to be informed with the hottest wasteland news.hello wastelanders,this is three dog!

You name your new puppy "Dogmeat" (GUILTY)

(Got a raised eyebrow from the Vet on that one)

you hope for old-fashioned coke bottles to be back on shelves in the hopes of collecting the bottlecaps, knowing one day you'll need them. XD

...when you start looking for toilets to drink from http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/style_images/bgsdark/folder_post_icons/icon8.gif

when you finish the game iwith exceedingly good karma hoping good things will happen to you only to realise off the net how cool being evil can be, and start a game being vicious................
massacre megaton plunder it then blow it up and aim towards being the scourge of humanity only to start wondering how being neutral would be( very very guilty)

when you start worrying about the warning in the ps3 manual that says take a 15 min break for your eyes after every hour.(guilty)

when you wake up in the morning to feel 'well rested'.

when you try to hack into computers by playing tedious word games

when you carry 'bobby pins' with you "just in case"

when you open the 'pip boy' in the middle of a violent firefight to calmly consider various weapon options, gourge on large amounts of raw meat of various animals, casually apply a few stimpacks, repair a few things, ingest a few drugs, and then close the pip boy retrun to the rain of bullets lasers clubs and pulses....

when you go out of your way to register and join a fallout forum to read and write to people who truly understand how gr8 this game truly is.

When you either create or post in "You know you're playing _________ too much when...." topics.


GUILTY! :hehe:

...you unintentionally refer to your dog as 'Dogmeat'...

When you take drugs and think you'll be able to carry more things

And tell him to go find you some food.

Or the .

... when ur playing other games and trying to turn vats on , ahaha

... when u see some1 and divide him to parts ( hands , head , body , legs ) like in vats and u dont find hit chance % , then u remember that u aint playing FO3

... when you play 12h of FO3 and you dream about it while you sleep other 12h !

Guilty.

You hear quick footsteps and think that is a molerat.

You think that using a cap will improve your perception skills and make you better with explosives,and you try to remove an frag mine with your bare hands with fear that it will cripple your legs.

You go some place new and hear Charon's voice telling you "This place is not safe" or "There may be danger here."

...You get hungry and rummage through your cabinets looking for CRAM.

You get arthritis in both hands and a blood shot eye :mohawk: now thats to much fallout 3.

...when you see a little kid holding something that might look like a weapon and say to yourself "damn immortal kids i better get away i won't make it" and then you run away (kids in fallout are immortal and you think you wont be able to kill him even if you tried...lol)

...When someone you don't like starts talking to you, you imagine them in VATS mode

...Before you pick anything up you say 'Take *name of object*'

when ur at school and just cant get the song butcher pete out of your damn head


... when ur playing other games and trying to turn vats on , ahaha

happens to me all the time

When you wonder if any of the people you know would only be unconscious if you shot them in the head, and then vowing never to see them again because that's just annoying.



It didn't work because you forgot the pilot light...