... in real life you drive by abandoned buildings on the way to work and think, "I should go in there and clear out all the raiders".

... you think to yourself, "You know what? I should probably start carrying a Chinese Assault Rifle (more commonly known as the infamous AK-47), just to be on the safe side," and begin doing some research online (just for fun! don't worry, I'm not THAT crazy LOL).

... you change your coat in the hopes that it'll let you hack into a co-worker's computer.

Soooo many more! Post your own!

... you wonder if drinking from the toilet will heal the cut on ya hand.

... you go to check your Rad levels before having a Cola and a hot dog

...You start having fantasies about making love to in-game characters.

... you start walking around all crouched down and sneaking up behind people, putting things like..... oranges into their pockets. (Haha sorry, I'm all outta Frag Grenades.)

WOW

I've got a few.

When you sit by the beach and wonder whether you should go into the irradiated water

When you are oh so glad when you have a bottle filled with clean water with you (guilty)

When you are wondering why is the Nuka word missing on the bottle of coke.

When you don't walk closer than 15 meters to parked cars.

When you wonder why you didn't get the AK at the gun store instead of the .22 (guilty)

When you wonder if you can fix that leaky pipe with random scrap metal you see outside

When you really wish you had some power armor to help you carry groceries (guilty)

When you vacuum the carpet and wonder if you can modify the thing to shoot teddy bears

When you try to combine a lawnmower blade, a gas tank and a hand brake to make a flaming sword (No, I'm not THAT obsessed. Yet.)

when i try to make my own bottle cap mine

... when you start collecting random pieces of crap of the streets

... you dread Halloween because the streets will be full of Ghouls and you wonder if you should shoot them (JK)

... When you think maybe you should lay landmines in your house to prevent thiefs

when you see bottlecaps on the ground and are compelled to pick them up

when you see a coca cola machine and want to walk up to it and press the action button for Nuka Cola.

when you see a sewer hole and wonder what secret it has.

... you start opening EVERY cabinet door and drawer within sight, hoping to find some boxes of .556.

... you try to REALLY put together a weapon from one of the schematics. Dart gun... ow! That damn scorpion stung me!

... you breathe a sigh of relief when you come back home and all your stuff hasn't mysteriously disappeared!

What's so crazy about owning an AK? I love mine.

When you get pissed at the suv in front of you cause it's called an Enclave.

Ha, nothing. I wish I could get one!

I'd recommend "Aresenal". They are more expensive, but they are by far the most accurate.

Sweet, I'll check them out, thanks!

You know you're playing too much Fallout 3 when...

... you go into sneak mode and creep up on your girlfriend and reverse pickpocket a slinky bra and thong onto her, only to have her slap you HAHAHA.

...When you're constantly peering on peoples desks at work hoping to find a bobblehead

You wonder why people are giving you weird looks when you pay them in bottle caps

Or when when you DO find a bobblehead, you go off running and screaming like a little girl going, "I'm stronger now, look! I'm stronger now!"

...you nearly get yourself killed once a week, trying to commit heroic deeds, such as attacking drug gangs or solving conspiracy theories.

...when you are finally shot by a junkie, all you think about is locating the "load" button.

When your eyes begin to bleed..

Yes.

When you hand people clothes and expect them to immediately put them on.

... when you come up with what you think your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats would be.

I'm thinking mine are:

S: 4
P: 7
E: 6
C: 6
I: 8
A: 8
L: 5