You make a male/female character of every race just to hear what the dunmer Valen Dreth has to say about you

(lets try and see how long this can go for) :tes:

When you visit this site every day in hopes of new information including 2 second clips of game footage.

when you botch up the "So I heard you leik Mudkips" and say "So I heard you leik Mudcrabs"

when you harass Pete Hines on his twitter account to clarify whether the guy in the back of the bar in a particular screenshot is a Redguard or a dark-skinned Imperial

When you commit a crime and say the whole STOP CRIMINAL SCUM speech out loud

When you are getting robbed and shout 'STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!'

... You jump off the Skyrim hype train and quit coming to the forums to make the wait more bearable. But it fails completely, so you come crawling back ^_^

When you start seeinghttp://i.imgur.com/L6dDJ.jpg

When you visit TES forums and make a poll about "You know you're a TES addict when..."

You know you're a TES addict when you sacrifice everything with everyone besides eating and going to the restroom to play Elder Scrolls. (Done it many times)

when your here

When you resist the urge to shout at someone annoying because you don't want to send them flying through a wall

216 mods; with no CTD's, 3 weeks spent tweaking.

Pretty much everything in the game has gotten a graphical overhaul, then i have quests quests quests quests and more quests, few houses to but nothing OP, oh and overhaul mods mix (OOO and a few others.)

when you try and roleplay in other games... I have a good roleplay thing going on in splinter cell chaos theory.

You think buying a car is a waste of money because using it doesn't increase your Athletics skill.

You go to Tel-Aviv, Israel to see the House Telvanni tower there.

You think someone with a golden mask lives in the volcano of Hawaii and is planning to purge all Americans Outlanders from the island.

Your mobile phone's ringtone is the Morrowind or Oblivion main menu music.

You paid the full price of the game when you pre-ordered Skyrim (I actually did this, all I have to do is wait for the C.E. announcement so it's complete)

You call foreigners Outlanders.

You yell "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" when you catch someone borrowing something without your permission.

You say "Halt!" repeatedly while chasing someone.

I'll shove that golden mask right up his :swear: if he thinks he's taking me down with Kung-Fu treachery!



... You wish Mortal Kombat brought back the Kreate-A-Fighter mode so you could make Elder Scrolls races to play as.

I'm guilty of this.

When you start noticing Morrowinds racial traits/appearance/characteristics in real world people. Try it at family reunions perhaps you will ascertain ,father is a Nord mother definitely a Breton, little sister is a wood elf, grandmother is half orc , half Khajitt, all of which begs the question why it is that you resemble an Argonian ?

Two words for you: Argonian maid.

Thanks, now I won't try that because I know how it'll turn out.