You know you are addicted to oblivion when you try to search the bodies of dead animals in the hopes of finding gold coins.

You know your addicted to oblivion when you see a 100 ft cliff drop and say to your friends

When you only pay in gold coins.
When you go up to random people and say "Rumor".
When you call cops "guards".
When you go into random peoples homes and try to talk to them.
When you always run and jump.
When you open a door you close your eyes and imagine its a loading screen.
When you always pick random plants.

When you walk through the woods listening to Oblivion music on your MP3 player and when battle music starts playing you suddenly swivel your head around trying to find out whats attacking you.

@Scarie: Been there, done that :laugh:

When you see a horse saddle hanging up and for a second, mistake for the Oblivion logo.

when its the year 2070 and you havent done anything with your life :facepalm:

You walk outside in Real Life and think you hear the Oblivion wilderness music.

When you spend all day on the forums on your smart phone and neglect your studies.

You know you are addicted when you pause the game to go to the bathroom, and you think about what quest your going to do next.

Love it all

I've done that, except I was walking. :confused:

I do that too, and I'm always like "@#$ it's that late already! ...oh"

wow, harsh...lol

...you′re standing in one spot for 15 minutes (real time) pretending you′re a local town guard

...When you want to see if somone else plays Oblivon so you just say "skooma!" (in the right voice) and wait for them to either say it back or just get confused.

...you see a deer crossing the road and instantly want to pull out your bow and go into sneak mode.

Lots of deer where I live, so I do this all of the time!

when you start making dremora chants for no reason (guilty)

OPEN WIDE

When you start to think of oblivon music when walking in the forest and you hear something then the music changes to battle music

When you realize Oblivion is just a platform Bethseda made to make money off the sweat of unpaid modders?

When you lay in bed at night dreaming up what your character is going to do the next day, making a routine and deciding where he will eat and what meals.

You forget your birthday, but remember your chars. :facepalm:
When you hear someone behind you and you swipe for your sword

When you know your birthsign. I am born under the Lord.
When you write notes in Daedric.
You go to WalMart, hoping to trade Venison with the cashiers in turn for some gold pieces. And maybe some arrows too.
You actually cast Flare.
When you look at a view, then think to yourself, "Oblivion looks better than this..."
You instantly know everyones names, just by looking at them when you are close to them.
You expect a cop from half way across the country to tell you you broke the law.
You would be sad if you got pulled over and the cop didn't say "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM."
You say Hmm I think I will resist arrest. And also cry when the cop doesn't shout out"Then Pay with your blood!"
You have a Shrine to a Daedric Prince in your basemant.
You tell people about how you ran into a Mudcrab the other day. Disgusting Creatures.
You ask everyone you see about rumors, expecting great treasures.

EDIT:
You Greet your friends with lines Guards say, such as. "We're here to serve" and "Is there a Problem citizen?" and tyr to sound as close as the guards in game. (So guilty on this one.)

When for a trip to the beach you pack something to whack mudcrabs.

You know you're addicted to Oblivion when you see an African and say: "Hi Redguard!"
You know you're addicted to Oblivion when you see an Russian/Finn/Norwegian and say: "Hi Nord!"
You know you're addicted to Oblivion when you see an Asian and say: "Hi Wood Elf / High Elf"
You know you're addicted to Oblivion when you see an European/American and say: "Hi Imperial/Breton!"
You know you're addicted to Oblivion when you see a Dog/Lion and say: "Hi Khajit"
You know you're addicted to Oblivion when you see a Lizard and say: "Hi Little Argonian!"
You know you're addicted to Oblivion when you talk to a drug seller and say: "Pass the Skooma Already! I'll give u 10.000 septims"

you know you're addicted to Oblivion when you stay up until midnight playing Oblivion, go to sleep, awaken 2 hours later thinking, "man, sleep is so boring" and turn your computer back on to continue playing.