YOu Know Your A True Skyrim Nerd When... : V

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:31 am

when you sit at a tavern go downstaris get you a beer roll a blunt while my khajiit sits at this tavern i do these things relax then take off on my next quest
i call this my lil intermission

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:33 pm

...you Fus Ro Dah your girlfriend into bed, Whuud Na Kaast her Khajiit with your Argonian.

You know she's a Skyrim nerd when she Dragonrends your Alduin in return.

And then you wake up Well Rested.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:43 pm

if only u knew about mylady if only u knew ...

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:57 am

...you carry the game guide to class so people know you play, but you don't actually read it because you want to discover things on your own first.

Yep, I totally did this

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:19 am

You catch yourself wishing for Nord Blood when you're freezing your ass off in the first damned cold front in a year.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:06 pm

When you've beaten the game in 19 days and have 200 hours playing time. Yea... lol. Was the best game I've played in a long time.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:30 am

Walking home through the woods at night in the cold and expecting a Sabre-Cat to attack you.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:13 am

When you've beaten the game in 19 days and have 200 hours playing time. Yea... lol. Was the best game I've played in a long time.

amazing 0.0

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:15 pm

... when you're here on the forum to talk about it

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:37 am

When you're Scandinavian, and say to yourself: "I'm ashamed of myself. I got 50% cold resistance, yet I'm freezing."

Yea, I do that every day. Cursed cold room of mine.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:43 am

When you have 3 arrows in each knee and still long for more.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:45 am

...you carry the game guide to class so people know you play, but you don't actually read it because you want to discover things on your own first.

Yep, I totally did this

ew. you brought a video game guide to class?

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:29 pm

amazing 0.0

You might have seen my other post about how I have a one Daedric quest to do for the Plat trophy. Only it's fricken bugged. It's the The Cursed Tribe. Where you goto talk to the women in that village. Only the damn women is not there. So I can't even start the quest. So this one quest is stopping me from getting the Plat trophy right now.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:57 am

.....when you wake up in the middle of the night, look at your tapestry on yer bedroom wall and think that yer in Skyrim......it happened.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:47 pm

When you're Scandinavian, and say to yourself: "I'm ashamed of myself. I got 50% cold resistance, yet I'm freezing."

Yea, I do that every day. Cursed cold room of mine.

Yup, I feel your pain. It feels worse than it is outdoors. :I Should wear the same amount of clother here in my room as well.

Not necessarily Skyrim but last night I dreamed about a chaotic Daggerfall-era Emperor bloodline dream... It made no sense at all, and I've forgotten about it wholly except that I saw that dream. ._.

Skyrim, well, maybe talking guard lines to half-friends that I know play the game too? :C

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:09 pm

ew. you brought a video game guide to class?

Haters gonna hate.

:disguise:

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:03 am

When you're far more interested in Skyrim' politics and wars than in real life ones

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:44 pm

When you threaten your coworker that you are going to either steal his dreams and give him nightmares with the Skull of Corruption or turn his lazy ass into a sweet roll with the Wabbajack.

Or you randomly start a sentence with, "I used to be...". Yes, I actually said this today while at work and the person I said it to asked me, 'What the hell?'.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:18 pm

You stop playing skyrim to watch my stream of skyrim for 4+ hours then log back on skyrim. True story.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:33 pm

When you go outside to smoke a cig and an ariplane flies overhead, and you pretend it's a dragon.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:42 am

when you walk around with a viking helmet and a zoro mask shouting FUS RO DAH!

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:56 am

You wish you could Fus Ro Dah your boss out the window...

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:49 am

You get the strange and irresistible urge to pick all the flowers you pass on your way home from work.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:00 am

when you sit at a tavern go downstaris get you a beer roll a blunt while my khajiit sits at this tavern i do these things relax then take off on my next quest
i call this my lil intermission

Some punctuation wouldn't hurt.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:44 pm

when you haven't had a non-work conversation that didn't involve skyrim since 11-11-11