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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:43 am

what kind of insults do you want in skyrim?
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Sanctum
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:43 am

N'wah and Swit :wink_smile:
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Sweet Blighty
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:01 am

I hope there will still be "This is the part where you fall down and BLEEED to DEATH!" That was so much fun, especially when comically cut of by the death of the taunter.
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:10 am

"Too slow!" he says as he takes a stab for you, or "There!" or other phrases like that that could serve to be distracting. Of course it would be nice to make them eat there own words by cutting them off with your own attacks.

I liked voices in combat better in Morrowind than Oblivion too. They seemed more differentiated for the different races, though that was probably because of more voices too. I liked the badassness of the Dunmer.
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Danny Warner
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:42 am

Already talked about a fair bit in http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1152915-taunts-trash-talk/. Its a little bit old (I wouldn't count it as necroing though personally) but you can try bumping it and I think there were a couple others started about it as well.
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Post » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:06 pm

"DIIIE!" *Arrow to the Face*
Me: "If you say so"
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Louise Dennis
 
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Post » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:31 pm

My personal favorite is when I saw an Imperial Forester charging down mudcrabs. It was merely funny until I heard "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you." Than it got hilarious. I followed him for 45 minutes. He also screamed "WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE?!" at a deer and several other funny things. Then he was eaten by a bear. Good stuff.

My point is let them do new stuff in Skyrim because after hour 200 it will be funny too.

Edited: Removed quote and unnecessary retort on principle.
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Alexander Lee
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:36 am

Another one of these?

Please contribute rather than make bizarre comments (it's not even negative)

I'd like the taunts to reflect the battle, so if they are dying they say "I'm not down yet"
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Kate Norris
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:57 am

this would be a good one:
"Your petty attacks are as annoying as a cliff racer."
and if you are dunmer
"And I killed your St Juib for his deeds."

Another one of these?

no, it's all in your imagination.
sleep.....sllleeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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Russell Davies
 
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Post » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:14 pm

I want one of my old (not to mention universal) favorites added- and I think this would work well as something a ticked-off Nord would use anyway:

"I'm gonna tear your head off and [censored] down your neck!!"

Or if that's too extreme, maybe a modification...

"I'll cut off your head and turn it into a chamber pot!!
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Shelby Huffman
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:07 pm

"I'll send your bloody soul straight to Sovngarde! And they will send it back because no one loves you and you will come back a mud crab!"
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Bek Rideout
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:13 am

Bandit:" I will feed your corpse to the wolves!!!"

Me: "No....YOU!!!!!"
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Rachyroo
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:52 am

That's not a knife...this is a knife!
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:21 am

That's not a knife...this is a knife!


and if this happened in oblivion he would probably be wielding a mace
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Christie Mitchell
 
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Post » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:01 pm

I want them to try the old distraction trick: "Oh my God, what's that?!" *you turn to look* -get bashed in the spine-
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:50 am

By the gods! You tourists are a nuisance!

Ha! Fine words from one born from the wrong end of a guar.

Smelly, unkempt, unwashed. I see standards are lowered every day.

Did your blind mother dress you this morning?

Ohh, you're naked...spare me!

AAAiieeee! Ohoho! Aeeoohh! Ahahaaaah!

Go about your business but I'm watching you.
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:45 am

My personal favorite is when I saw an Imperial Forester charging down mudcrabs. It was merely funny until I heard "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you." Than it got hilarious. I followed him for 45 minutes. He also screamed "WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE?!" at a deer and several other funny things. Then he was eaten by a bear. Good stuff.

My point is let them do new stuff in Skyrim because after hour 200 it will be funny too.

Edited: Removed quote and unnecessary retort on principle.

I've also enjoyed watching the Imperial Forester's shenanigans - once, I spotted One chasing a deer and puzzled, initiated conversation with him. He promptly replied, "There's EVIL afoot!" and promptly continued his friendly wildlife slaughtering rampage.
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Céline Rémy
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:08 am

Keep the comments variated. If the foe you're fighting is low on health he/she should begg for mercy. If they, on the other hand, are mashing you they should laugh at you or something. :)
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:14 am

You should've payed the fine!!!!

My granny could beat you and shes dead!!!

Stop right there you criminal scum!!!!!!!!!
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:45 am

"Your bite is like a baby mudcrabs first pinch!"

"I′m gonna kill you and preserve you in ice for all my grandchildren to see, weakling!"

"Oh, what′s the matter ? Too cold for your temperature ? If so, then soon it won′t be!"

"I′ve met cliff racers less annoying than you!"

"A Sload moves with more haste and grace than you!"

"Hahahahaha! Your moves remind me of a skooma addicted beggar!"

"Heh, someone had a pinch too many of moon sugar, you stumbling fool!"

"I could beat you unarmed in the nvde, even in the snow!"

Just a few I thought up, some may be a bit too long though.
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Emma Pennington
 
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Post » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:18 pm

I want some race-specific insults and taunts in the game.

"I had to murder him officer, he called me a damn fur-licker and the rage just built and built inside of me."

"Yes, he attacked first, but you smashed his skull in, with your bare hands , that was totally overreacting."

"Yeah, but he was racist, what do you expect from a Dunmer?"

"Hope you rot, criminal scum."

"Dammit..."

EDIT: EYE AUR SPULL REEL GUD.
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Naomi Ward
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:52 am

Beg for mercy, snowman!
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Noely Ulloa
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:06 pm

"poopy butt stinky face, come meet my cleanser!!"

I couldnt help being so immature. <.<
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Laura Simmonds
 
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Post » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:00 am

"poopy butt stinky face, come meet my cleanser!!"

I couldnt help being so immature. <.<

it's okay, you're in good company.
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