You're in the bethesda meeting room discussing with Todd and : V

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:49 am

... and the Lusty Argonian Maid walks in, in an ultra cute french maid costume...

What's the first thing you say?

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:02 pm

So...

I have this spear....

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:31 pm

Todd, get me high-quality spear polish NAO

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:14 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggggggghhhh!

Because it's a giant lizard, and that's freaking crazy.

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:31 am

Todd, invent spears in Skyrim PLEASE.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:50 pm

I put on my robe and wizard hat..

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:41 pm

So hawt :drool:

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:12 pm

[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/215/4/c/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid_by_Vaikard.jpg[/img]

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:40 pm

Nudge Howard with my shoulder and say "Go get em tiger."

And the really a khajit in disguise Todd Howard will make sweet sweet love with the nasty lizard.

This topic scares me.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:19 am

I came in expecting much different.....

That would be my reply to the argonian and to the thread.......

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:38 pm

[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/215/4/c/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid_by_Vaikard.jpg[/img]

/thread

HAWT!

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:41 pm

Me: Todd, fetch me a spear, some polish, some paper and a pen. I have an experience to document. :hubbahubba:

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:29 pm

[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/215/4/c/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid_by_Vaikard.jpg[/img]

http://i.imgur.com/wp839.jpg

» Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:21 am

[img]

You've contracted Erectile Disfunction!

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» Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:27 am

[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/215/4/c/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid_by_Vaikard.jpg[/img]

I can only guess how long you've been waiting to use that :goodjob: .

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:24 pm

Argonians are nasty.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:42 pm

dont worry Todd ill go get the levitating paladin with the lord birth sign wielding a crossbow and a spear.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:28 pm

Shouldn't this be in some sort of general ES discussion forum?

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:08 pm

Since this is real life and Argonians are giant lizards, and not normal, my response would be, "HOLY [Censored] WHAT THE [Censored] IS THAT!?"...give or take a few "[Censored]"s

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:59 pm

Quick someone go and get Barenziah!

but in reality I would say "GAH! Kill it with fire!"

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:35 pm

"What the [Censored] is that.. Uhm.. Todd..? Really..?" With an extremely confused face. :blink:

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:29 am

I put on my robe and wizard hat..

You have won this thread.

I didn't even realise it was a competition until now.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:07 pm

Get back in the kitchen!

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:42 pm

I would report this to mods for being off topic.

» Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:27 pm

rip off my clothes and do the :banana: dance