This thread (http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1498811-you-wake-up-in-a-nordic-tomb-in-rl/) has inspired M'aiq. The title should explain...

If M'aiq were to wake up in a Dwemer Ruin, he would slowly sneak out of the ruin without alerting any machinery... Or falmer.

I'd call Gelebor and ask him to teach me how to speak to Falmer. I'd wear Dwemer armor (and struggle to move) so the Dwemer things are ok with me.

Ask for directions.

Panic, panic, and then panic some more. Then run to the nearest exit because mages are squishy.

Wonder if this is going to become a new fad thread, shrug, then pick up my sword and leave

do we wake up in the dwemer ruin with only the skills and knowledge we have in real life? In that case I am royally screwed.

We all might say "Oh I'll grab my sword, or cast some spells." If our real life selves woke up in a dwemer ruin... count down to 3,2,1 before we die. I would try and get to the nearest exit... if there was one. Depending on the dwemer ruin and the location we woke up in... we could be so far underground that we would go the wrong way. Sightless Pit for example. There is only one way out.

IF I was successful at say killing 1 falmer. I would dress in its clothes, cut of its ears... and cover myself in its blood. If I didn't puke all over the place from how gross this would be, I would then take its weapons which I would have NO skill in using and then try and find a way out, hoping I smelled just enough like them that they would think I was one of them. I'd probably have to kill the first one by hopefully surprising it and crushing it's skull with a rock.

These threads are getting worse and worse M'aiq.

M'aiq agrees.

Words of wisdom.

But I would probably

My reaction would depend on the condition of the Ruin, and what occupied it. I would try and fix any broken Animicula because I would be interested in how they work. If the Ruin was infested with Bandits or Falmer, I would try and get some Gear and begin a new life in Nirn.

I would prefer to wake in the presence of non hostile Dwemer Spirits, or next to Yagrum.

Hide until I woke up from the scary dream. Then panic when that didn't happen. Then curse M'aiq for sending me there.

Wouldn't be surprised. You woke up in a vampire cave, you woke up in jail, you woke up in Coldharbor, you woke up in Nazeem's bed, the possibilities go on and on.