You walk into Angies Alchemy Emporium..... : V

» Sun May 30, 2010 3:39 pm

to buy some garlic, but when you reach into your coin purse, you discover that someone has slit it and stolen your gold! you.....

» Sun May 30, 2010 9:31 am

..Toss the sweetroll into the sky and make a run for it.

;)

» Sun May 30, 2010 9:48 am

Kill Angie and steal her gold. Then go to another store and purchase the garlic with said gold.

» Sun May 30, 2010 9:32 am

..the guards caught on to you, so you attempt to flee the city, but....

» Sun May 30, 2010 10:24 am

..Toss the sweetroll into the sky and make a run for it.

;)

Well played! :biggrin:

» Sun May 30, 2010 5:39 am

..the guards caught on to you, so you attempt to flee the city, but....

..A horde of angry guards yell "Stop! You have violated forum rules. Pay the mods a fine or serve your sentence."...

Spoiler

They won't let us have forum games :[ Too spammy, apparently. But who knows, maybe this one will go on.

» Sun May 30, 2010 1:30 pm

..the guards caught on to you, so you attempt to flee the city, but....

... then you realize posting a topic not directly related to discussion of skyrim will be locked and stop typing.

» Sun May 30, 2010 10:29 am

An Argonian comes up to you and says, "Would you like to renact 'The Lusty Argonian Maid' tonight at my place? I'm in need of some practice..."

You reply:

» Sun May 30, 2010 2:52 pm

An Argonian comes up to you and says, "Would you like to renact 'The Lusty Argonian Maid' tonight at my place? I'm in need of some practice..."

You reply:

Hell Ya!

And yes I would like to see crimes be committed to me.

» Sun May 30, 2010 3:13 am

An Argonian comes up to you and says, "Would you like to renact 'The Lusty Argonian Maid' tonight at my place? I'm in need of some practice..."

You reply:

"I've [censored] Argonians sixier than you!"
The Argonian grabs a spear and...

» Sun May 30, 2010 10:24 am

"I've [censored] Argonians sixier than you!"
The Argonian grabs a spear and...

I use it against her, right in the middle of the street with all the guards watching...

We're talking about the same spears aren't we?

» Sun May 30, 2010 12:59 pm

arnt forum games not allowed?
this forum is so strict

» Sun May 30, 2010 12:33 pm

I use it against her, right in the middle of the street with all the guards watching...

We're talking about the same spears aren't we?

LMAO!

» Sun May 30, 2010 6:59 pm

I use it against her, right in the middle of the street with all the guards watching...

...watching her take off her Argonian disguise to reveal...By Azura By Azura....she was The Adoring Fan the whole time

» Sun May 30, 2010 5:11 pm

press "a" twice on the 46 summon skeleton scrolls in my inventory then drop an enchanted amulet that sells for 750, then sell 46 enchanted amulets to her.

» Sun May 30, 2010 5:03 pm

to buy some garlic, but when you reach into your coin purse, you discover that someone has slit it and stolen your gold! you.....

sigh in resignation, wiping your brow and backing up against a shelf. Your shoulder gently nudges a wolf pelt, causing it to accelerate to just under the speed of sound. Pinballing around the room, it collides with hundreds of other books, reagents, and assorted potion bottles making the room a boiling vortex of physics enabled objects. You shut the game down, double-click the Morrowind shortcut, and breath a sigh of relief.

» Sun May 30, 2010 8:08 pm

I see no way in which this thread pertains to Skyrim.

» Sun May 30, 2010 7:40 pm

Why, it's Skyrim driving people nuts from lack of new info. It's all about Skyrim.

» Sun May 30, 2010 5:13 pm

I see no way in which this thread pertains to Skyrim.

im trying to get the spirit of the elder scrolls flowing to give us something to do while we wait for skyrim. learn to lighten up, if it gets locked, it gets locked. You complaining just ruins the fun

» Sun May 30, 2010 6:01 am

All of a Sudden

A WILD DRAGON APPEARS

Player uses...........

» Sun May 30, 2010 4:17 am

...a fireball spell!! but player is a very low level and just a spurt of smoke shoots out from his fingertip, so he....

» Sun May 30, 2010 5:15 am

Skyrim better have those awesome sweetroll q- oh wait no classes.

» Sun May 30, 2010 10:28 am

All of a Sudden

A WILD DRAGON APPEARS

Player uses...........

The report button that summons a mod.

Mod uses Button of Uber Lockage and thread shuts down.

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