» Tue May 17, 2011 3:07 pm
(Puts on the "Robes of Boundless Melodrama" and approaches the forum)
"I've said it before, but I will say it YET AGAIN, until we are heard, the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ygRholyh5g&feature=related should, indeed, must prevail!
If they can have throwing spears in New Vegas, the Gods themselves will frown, yes frown upon you, if we, the true and rightful masters of melee, are not allowed to at least hold one in our hands. Must we beg? Would you have us humiliate ourselves for something that is rightfully ours? Without the proper implements of war, we will never succeed in our mission". Points an accusing finger at the heavens. "Do you seek to hamstring us, before our Quest begins? Will tears move you? Or must you see our blood, shed by the very dragons you yourselves created before you see reason? Madness! Will you come to your senses only after the roads and cities of Skyrim are littered with our lifeless bodies"? Screams. "Sppeeeeaaaaaaarrrrss"!!!